by JJ
When I see on the streets these little, miserable teenagers of uncertain sex with thin, strapped trousers with their legs, so they, the poor, want to feed cakes and drink compot.
Wow, stay away from the kids, they have yaga and rollton :D

In the Brazilian Amazon, a tribe of Indians found to live secretly from the civilized world and know how to count only to three. This discovery was made by the American researcher Peter Gordon, who for a long time studied the customs of the "Pyrian" tribe, living in the debris of the Amazon rainforest.
The members of this tribe, still living in the Stone Age, use only three words to count objects. "Oh" means one, "Oh" (with emphasis on the last slang) means two...
The Indians had difficulty transferring the amount of fish they caught. If Gordon showed them four or five or six fish, the Indians always drew only three sticks, calling them "baagi", that is, many.
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They live according to the binary system...the rest of the "baagi"... the hell is the tribe of the proghers - deserters.

Mother hangs her clothes on the lodge and says:
You have nine socks.
I feel like I have to justify myself:
Two on me.

A story from my deep childhood.
Early in the morning, they picked me up in the garden. Everyone is in a hurry and is late. Dad goes into the room, and I am still sitting in some trousers.
"Daughter, why are you still without pants?and "
I am not upset: "They fell..."
"Well, they fell – get up!"
"They fell on the lighthouse..."

c) Alice

For excessive aggression, my brother (9 years) was sent to a school psychologist. The evening. My mother and brother’s conversation:
Q: What did you do there?
B: Nothing
M: How about nothing? What did the psychologist do?
The door barely passed by...

to this:
showed on the first channel. The thief broke into the country and exploded on the mine installed by the landlord. And now they will be judged for having someone exploded on his mine.
The country of idiots.
The thief survived and his leg was crushed.)
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Fuck, you can’t even put the mine. Where is the country going?! to

As a result of the special operation of the Ministry of Internal Affairs in the sandstores of the city of Moscow were detained dozens of minors participants of the action "blue cool".

AlexPianist
My parents are liberal - calm about what I drink and can drink a little with friends. Allowed to drink from childhood.

The Vampire
I have conservatives.
I’m getting caught up myself ?

"The fighting values of the ESA foreigners were different. The Skanderbeg Division, formed from Albanians, deserted after receiving the first salary.

They fought hard...)

I try to take pictures with my friends at a distance so that I can cut myself off. Friendship ends and good avatars are always needed.)

Morning, office and unworking mood. A pregnant woman is discussing her future motherhood. Talk about rhesus conflicts:
"I had a negative group all my life, and then I did the tests - positive. How is it?
Is her husband positive?
- Yes
So everything is right.
– to?? to
You drink your blood slowly.

Albinka (10:32:52 13/05/2010)
The vibrator broke so quickly. I used according to instructions. Not more than 14 hours a day.

Few people know that Sergey Zverev, it is not a "stylist", but a dumb Gay For Hair.

Children (9 and 6 years old) play and run around the apartment. They run into the room and close the door. I am knocking. Dialogue at the door:
Oh, we are being beat by Morse’s alphabet!
Not something, but the door!! to

I got the microwave! The old already.
xxx: And if the center of gravity of the food does not coincide with the axis of rotation
XXX: She’s almost jumping on the table!
yyy: Now I know what balanced food is))))

The Prehistory.
The windows of the cabinet go out to the corner above the entrance. On it before the holidays the farmer carries a flag, and after the holiday takes away.
The history.
The lunch break. I sit, self-forgotten in Unreal Tournament against the Blue, mission "catch the flag"(CTF). At this time the cabinet breaks in a blue combose, and with the words "I have a flag you will steal" swiftly pops out into the open window behind the flag :)

She says: Hi sir.
I: Oh... what? How did you say?
She is: Respon "Mr". I listen...
I am Fuck! I did not get anywhere! ))

xxx:... and in general, the new Word in times fucking, you will get used to it easily and you will appreciate all the nonsense.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
......
XXX: What is it? As a worker?
Fuck, I’m listening to you the last time.
Xxx :?? to
YYY: I’ll ask you this question for the first and last time...
YYY: And I hope you know the answer...
YYY:...I understand everything, convenient interface bla bla bla
Yyy: but tell me, Anton, answer me fell
Yyyy: Where do you fuck the scratch???! to

<xxx> When a friend told me that his girlfriend nodded him on the penis of the rings of onion and gradually eaten them during oral sex - I realized that there is no perversion.
<yyy (girl)> it seems I don’t want to eat anymore. Thank you Vasa.

lesnik75: "For off-topic and fluid" is a ban, not a toast, if anything.