Very funny looks like, sometimes, suddenly popping up advertisement of a vibrator, against the background of a quarrel of housewives / homeless women...

The evil and harsh days of a young teacher of higher mathematics:

XXX: What are you there?

Yyy: there was nothing on two pairs, and the 1st group did not come.
The fucking

YYYY :
I canceled the 2nd and went home.
Yes, they are in P#

The title of the post on the Hicks: "How a freelancer can change a place of residence in three hours without a problem with visas."
Going from the room to the kitchen?

When listening, always introduce three amendments: on the honestness of the speaker, on his informedness, and on his interest.

I went to the local hospital, to the functional diagnostics department.
In the corridor are several grandmothers, dozens of kindergartens and their teacher. She holds a list in her hands to clarify the details — approaches the children in turn and finds out the name-fatherhood of each:
And Alina...? It is burning!
Mary is...? and Alexandrovna!
A novel...? and Dmitrievich!
Going to another child:
Maxim is...?
The boy is silent.
Maxim, what is your father’s name?
He smiles and looks confused.
How does Mom call Daddy?
“Love” and sometimes “Love”.
Everyone is smiling :)

A bombardment of the academic town. She sees a naked woman lying. He approaches her and asks, “Is the second law of thermodynamics?” She replies, “The entropy of an isolated system cannot decrease.” Bohm goes on and thinks, “Normal grandmother! What did they throw away?”

<hozzzar>: Today was the apotheosis of my programming career
<hozzzar>: I repaired the power plant

Now I heard the beautiful thing: "Wouldn’t we sometimes go to the theater"

The candle:
I can say with certainty that in the toilet, in the bathroom, in the kitchen we often miss wifi. I do not know if this is normal.

by Steel_Cat
normally
For in these rooms it is necessary to scratch, wash and eat, and not scratch in the inlet.)))

Even 5-10 years ago, I was convinced that semi-fabricates are used only by lazy people and idiots. Now I am a lazy and an idiot.

XXX: I understand correctly that the design
function somefun() : void
Does it mean that we write a function that does not return values?
YYY: Yes, right
YYY: What language is this?

lnkr: And in general, I hate all these program messages like "you entered the wrong password"
I better know what my password is, damn iron!

xxx: Where do I place the ad?"I am looking for a job!I want to work as a child in a kindergarten.I will consider options from the youngest to the preparatory group.I do not offer a pool group!I undertake:eat well, sleep well in a quiet hour,toys can bring my own!(Shenzhenka 52 years old)

From Habr.
From comments to the article "Porno and video games lead to problems in the development of male characteristics in men"
The xxx:
Porn is another evil. I have been shaking from 12 years. In recent years, Pipiska has not even stood up on the most perverted porn.
I am 26 and still a virgin. Get rid of porn, guys.
YYYY :
Linux is not a scam, but sex with elements of sadomasochism. You are confused again, sir.

In the description of the device failure, the chief engineer wrote: "and as we assume, this is where the vacuum leak is going on".

One of the patients stated that in front of him – the mouth of a horse, which occupies half the room, in the window advanced a tongue, which does not fit on the window, and on the luster roar an unknown to science beast with giant spikes. Maybe it was the first time I watched House 2 on TV.

My grandmother went to the venereologist.
The veins say it hurts.

The Epic Win:
The Asians at the concert of Alyssa Chlamydia singing "the sky of the Slavs"

xxx: I wrote some shit on.Net: first, it works in multiple streams, second, it does not fall, and third - the memory does not eat!!! Okay, but I’m going to get it done and fix it.)

Media: "For dishonest correspondence with children on the Internet will threaten criminal punishment"

If they knew... Oh, if they only knew who is behind 95% of all the ugly correspondence with children... The criminal code is not applicable to these people.