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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113359
 13.05.2015
SMS from my wife: I was presented with wipes for artificial sunburn in the river. They are good Israelis. We will test them on you today.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113358
 13.05.2015
I’m so old that I remember there were moderators here before.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113357
 13.05.2015
Photo of a Known Girl
WOW: Oh that is cute!
The last time I showed her to you, she didn’t look nice to you.
UUU: what do you want, I spent two weeks at sea, for me now any girl is cute!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113356
 13.05.2015
XHH: I’m familiar with the reads of teaching to my cursor.
X: On the third day of phallomorphing from her handwriting, I was able to read the word that I identified initially as “appeared.” This was the "introduction"

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113355
 13.05.2015
In the last year, there have been several accidents with such "independent" children.



My parents worked. And father and mother. From 2nd grade I got on a trolley bus in the morning, I drove through the whole city (a small town, 600k population) to school. Then, after school, either get angry in the school yard and then go home - or first go home (again through the whole city), and then get angry in the yard at the place of residence.
At home, I went into the refrigerator, took food, heated it up (or cooked the same pasta, potatoes, eggs) and ate. After that, I must have washed my dishes and went to the street, where I was caught (or not caught) by my parents on the way from work (depending on whether I got in the eye or not - specifically no one was looking for the clock until 8-9pm.
And nothing though. Alive and healthy. Broken knees, elbows and so on. Parents did not pay attention (and our children too, frankly). He swallowed, the traveler glued, washed the house, poured green, burned (burning, infestation) and went on to get angry.
In general, it is unlikely to grow greenhouse vegetables that are not adapted to life.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113354
 13.05.2015
Members of the chat:

Did you have no homework lessons?

2: We had a job.
2: And we made instructions

And we did all the shit.

2: You have not stopped yet

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113353
 13.05.2015
Basil spends a lot of time on the courts.
Luckily, I would play tennis too.
I am afraid of the sport here is not worthwhile...he’s just a jerk on life

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113352
 13.05.2015
What is it shit there?
This is my fucking code.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113351
 13.05.2015
There were more birds, both meat and singing // I liked this classification, it is immediately clear who is a salmon and who is a flying frog.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113350
 13.05.2015
- It's interesting, if you sleep with a salmon, will she then throw caviar?
- It is you who will throw the caviar, explaining to your wife where she has carousel syphilis.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113349
 13.05.2015
The laptop turned into the backpack from the sleeping mode, decided to install updates and rebut, deleted all the open files of the matlab, until the liquid melted its four cores sealed (!) 99% of the time (!) Chocolate, she poured a backpack, he cooler through the ventilation hole sucked liquid chocolate inside himself and a happy breath.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113348
 13.05.2015
lunnaya_tigrica: Everyone thinks as he can.
Dominatrix: And what he can do.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113347
 13.05.2015
I drink here. And when I completely plant the liver, I will do an operation to replace it.
With your salary, you only have a donor liver.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113346
 13.05.2015
Showing the customer their future website. The design is already approved, everything is done, the site lies on a test server. We go to the page with the general plan and I am thrown in the eye in the decryption of the designations "parking... road... TROTUATR"! I think I'll come, I'll blow the messie flasher! And I want to rust, I restrain, and a lonely tear runs on my fossilized face. Customers are silent, they look at me pityfully and one of them says "Well, you, good design, we wanted it"
I answer - "Sorry, I am about my own, I have just THIS COLOR (I tick in the screen away from "Trotutora") is causing my associations, I am now..." and the bullet is flying out of the negotiating...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113345
 13.05.2015
More from 63:0

Explain to the manager from what point he should get into his legal weekend did not try? You have a plan with deliveries and pops smoke, and the manager is to blame.
Does he have a share of your profits? He has a salary and a foolish boss.

And if I knew that this day of work was important for the company and the firm would thank him for it, he might have called.

When the Russian business begins to work with people as with people, rather than sending holograms to the barracks...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113344
 13.05.2015
Why did you write so many codes in a simple algorithm?
(Student): I have tried...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113343
 13.05.2015
EV: My favorite English computer component store now accepts bitcoin.
MK: In some countries, bitcoins are banned – be careful!
DM: Mish, even computer components are banned in some countries

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113342
 13.05.2015
about all this gender joke with life advice, reproaches and wishes: how you fuck!!! to

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113341
 13.05.2015
When knowledge is lacking, the notions of history and especially its distortions are very conditional and blurred, the place of facts is occupied by myths and the conjunctural reflection of individual events, their arbitrary interpretation by the first persons of the state. ..." The Information

Liberal-tolerantists also treat history freely.
Talk about the Covenant of Molotov-Ribbentrop. And about the Munich conspiracy, about attempts to conclude an alliance treaty with Poland (it was proposed to allocate on the territory of Poland a corridor about 10 km wide for the conduct of Soviet troops to the Polish-German border to repel possible attacks - Poland refused), England and France (it was proposed a full-fledged alliance treaty, with prescribed points on providing military assistance in the event of the beginning of the war - how many and what troops, in what time and where they should be deployed - England and France refused such a treaty, for example. They would like the same treaty as they had with Poland - the essence of it was reduced to "world-friendship-gloves" and no specifics - they are silent. In fact, they need to expose Stalin almost as Hitler’s ally, although the Malt-Ribbentrop pact was a forced measure and was a non-aggression pact, which is not an alliance treaty at all. About the surrender by England and France of Czechoslovakia (München-38) and Poland, too, are silent. And uncomfortable topics. There are many, very uncomfortable.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113340
 13.05.2015
It’s right, there’s not much money.
and ***
I won’t quit my job for anything, even if my husband is a billionaire.
and ***
If I were a Rothschild, I would have been richer than he. How is it? I would do a shirt.

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