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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140970
 02.05.2017
We talked with a friend about how we went to training before.
This training helped everyone. I got depressed, and Katie has a ass!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140969
 02.05.2017
Yes-Yes

Parents are holy. You do not respect your parents – you do not have the right to be considered a human being.

Especially if they are addicts, especially if they beat you at the same time.
Even if any phrase-accusation, even if any action is harmful to the child, even if the child is unhappy. Even the mother who gave you to a suitener or a babysitter, even if your father raped you for years. All these wonderful people have given birth to you. Respect them.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №140968
 02.05.2017
xxx: How does it happen that things that were the limit of dreams at 12 years old turn into useless garbage by 30?
YYY: Just in 12 your limit of dreams was useless sludge.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140967
 02.05.2017
World's oldest man dies in Indonesia at 146 years old
Mba Ghoto was a fierce smoker until his death. He survived four wives, 10 brothers and sisters and all his children.
Smoking kills slowly but inevitably

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №140966
 02.05.2017
xxx: I’m all waiting for the time when the rights of people without privacy will finally be defended. You can either ban everyone from fucking, or give a free couple for a relationship. Both options will fit me.
YYY: Herman, and then they’re you "sorry, free loli, milfs and lamp nishies are over, we can only offer gender fluid Abdullah from Somalia, by the way, your limit of refusal from partners for this year is exhausted".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140965
 02.05.2017
XHHH: I moved - Peresvet street now
There must just be a Chelubbeev impasse.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140964
 02.05.2017
In the wake of the mother-in-law.

I will not lie that my mother-in-law is gold, and also with platinum-brilliant inserts. There are leaps, like each of us, but leaps are tolerable. But as she heated the photo album of her drunken husband, the code decided to show the naked son (my at the time future husband) in the style of "and we first kicked into the pot"!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140963
 02.05.2017
xxxh: I am interested in cooking, cooked cake for the weekend, posted a photo
A friend replied - "mmm, delicious cake, what is the name? Do you eat?) )"
XX I replied: yes of course, sugar))
She was offended and blocked me.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №140962
 02.05.2017
There are days when you wake up with a feeling of total happiness, kiss the person next to you, and then you are taken off the plane.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140961
 02.05.2017
<[Tycho]> "Hamas Movement will remove the point about the destruction of Israel from its program" -- c Iran did not share?
<oort> simply with this point the program is not compiled.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140960
 02.05.2017
There were two brothers, they loved each other and lived long and happy, and died on the same day - on the day of the silver wedding.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №140959
 02.05.2017
Mathematics is the queen of science, and with tsarism we are long over.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №140958
 02.05.2017
It turned out that I watched the film "Gravity" in the theater of the city of Korolev, where the CUP and RKK "Energy" are located. In the room, probably, a good half were people, one way or another connected with space. I can only say one thing: laughter while watching was like a comedy on the screen. Especially "successful" the authors of the episode, when Sandra Bullock found on an empty Russian space station forgotten (!) A bottle of vodka under the pilot's chair, and in the final, when she, having made a tough landing, in a minute got up and beautifully went to sunset half naked and in fashionable pants.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140957
 02.05.2017
While preparing for the wedding, my bride chooses the room decoration, music. I am dealing with the domestic side of the matter: I transfer property to my parents.

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140956
 02.05.2017
Accident with drunk without rights:
Evgeny: Always humiliate those who scream: take away the rights. Well, we have selected. Did it help?
HM: What do you offer yourself? to shoot? Now he was caught and at least for 15 days in the sky in a cell.
Shooting is the norm.
Suff: Shooting in principle is a good decision, a few benefits at once: 1) will not drive anymore; 2) a reduction in the overall level of crime - one who drives a buoy, probably somehow crack; 3) jobs are released. Only the moral side of the matter interferes... Man’s life is invaluable coco, man – it sounds proud coco.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140955
 02.05.2017
Question to Armenian Radio: What is the House of Tolerance?
A beer bar with a closed toilet.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140954
 02.05.2017
I understand that everyone in my family knows comps to some extent. But I cannot understand. Why a 3-month-old kitten reassembled my BSD c core with IPV6 support.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №140953
 01.05.2017
And the comrade, not changing in the face, pulled out of the jacket a gun with an extinguisher, quietly pissed them twice. Then he approached the bodies of the jokers, removed the remains of the coat, broke them in half. I dropped half of each piece. and left...

>>>>>>

And right in this case.

I remember one day in the hotel I also met such a joke. I drove to the fifth floor, on the second, some Italian teenager, coming out, pressed the buttons of the third and fourth, jumped back a few meters and made such a face, saying, run after me, I will laugh. I shrugged my shoulders, squeezed with a knife - it opens up with a spectacular movement of my wrist and lies, getting on the fixator - and with a cinematic movement swung into the pose for throwing. It was... I liked it. And as far as I was able to notice, for the next couple of weeks, that young Russian man was strenuously walking around.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140952
 01.05.2017
Oh, you don’t have your own children, so you don’t understand that. I don’t understand how dear to the heart and invaluable these memories are. And don’t understand that such things are shared only with the closest people you fully trust. When you grow up, you will realize that there is nothing shameful about it.

And the son can share secrets, such as how his father ate on May 1 and how they dragged him and his mother home on public transport.
I think Matt and Bate will love such hidden stories.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140951
 01.05.2017
The Victory Parade on Red Square will continue immediately after Patriarch Kirill goes to work.

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