A friend of mine lives in Peter. He tells us:
Q: Imagine I’m going on the shore, and I’m being cut down...Boyarsky!! to
I: What does Iey say?
Q: Well what: "To the side, chicken"!! to

If a vampire bites a person, he becomes a vampire. What if someone bites a vampire?
Both will die.
XHH: Why is it?
A man will be poisoned with an unpleasant anded.
What will a vampire die from?
From laughter...

The story, of course, is for a joke, but since it is a living fact...
President Medvedev on a visit to Argentina
I was in a car crash in Buenos Aires and was very surprised. He says:
"How many years I’ve been traveling in Moscow, I never got into traffic jams".

I didn’t think I would write something like that.
But...
Please say so)
The guy who handed me a note through the waitress on the evening of May 11 in the cafe near the tsunami, and I didn't have time to answer.

Please help me to correct the mistake!!

Anti UG
Ask the child a mystery:
- It grows fat, it weakens, it cries on the whole house (response - harmonica).
A 5-year-old boy, without thinking about this, answers:
and Mom.
and c)

to this:
//Great glasses in half-face (to protect from the sun the delicate skin around the eyes as much as possible) // + 40 to glamour, + 25 to loneliness and protection from the guys, because it is terrible to approach such, will surely send.
x_x
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And in my opinion, +500 to a dumb look, who else thinks so?

Twin
Neighbors to the South are flying

the duck
South, if you break down the yoghurt
And with the southern accent, it’s yuh.
If they turn, there is a road.

Twin
Do you often do that shit?

CapsLockIV: I came from the army, in the uniform, I go to the store, in it. You are a young man and you are 18? O_O

The TopicStarter:
I found on the Internet information about ASC (automotive catalyst synthesizer),as if a strong thing and fuel consumption reduces and power, etc.
Someone can say something from their own experience of using this nonsense.

The second:
I put myself one.
Everything that is written about her is true.
Priora has changed to unrecognizability:
Easy to speed up to 250 km/h.
- With light lighting easily tear BMW and other Porsche
- Fuel consumption dropped to 2.5 liters, started filling gasoline A-76
In this mode he has already travelled 500 thousand kilometers.
The body stopped roasting.
And most importantly, the small scratches began to lengthen themselves.

Instead of reminding pregnant women not to drink, I think it’s worth reminding alcoholic women not to fuck.

May 9, for excess speed stops GIBDshnik.
-Comrade senior lieutenant, may in honor of the holiday warn, do not punish.
I can not. I have a plan. Twenty drivers will be sentenced. Then I will let go.
If you come to me, don’t be disappointed. I will also have a "plan".
And you are who?
I am a surgeon. The guarantee plan will be "by castration". I leave without eggs.
As you cut, so you cut! ( is smiling )
Do you pay back the fines?! to
He rushes to tears and lets go.
The great power of art.
P.S Actually, I am not a doctor.

Lena: he cries, tosses his legs, blows the grays and promises to take everyone off.

I don’t know how to give it up :((

Give it to the mentions.

Tagged: hm

What is the reason?

Put him in the beard of Anash.

The community of "virgins" in Lira:

Why does a guy put a finger or fingers in the mouth of a girl? What should I do with him?
YYY: So why does a guy squeeze a girl in the mouth?
Zzzz: I thought everybody knew!Prevention of angina.! to
xxx is true??? and shock
zzz: You are directly tempting me to tell you about the prevention of gemorous!!! to

If there is a regular sexual life, then the onset of menstruation takes place in 2 stages:
1st of URA!! The Monthly!
Blue and Monthly.

Question: How to get the required work experience, if without this same work experience is not taken to work?

I watched a parade on the red square on television. The child had a lot of questions. Dad answered them carefully. Then I came and the child began to share with me the information received: "War is when people kill each other, offend. I was not there when there was war and there was no Pasha. And there was no daddy, and there were no grandmothers." Then she thought for a couple of minutes and gave out: "The bad people came to offend us, they looked - and we were not. We are out"

I wonder why in universities on September 1st, five-year-olds do not drag on the shoulder of the first-year-old?? to

SerJeek: In 4 Billion Years, the Sun's Reserve of Hydrogen Fuel Will Decrease
SerJeek built a bunker
Alexei Mainect went to build the hyper engine
Ash12 went to sleep

Again about the invincibility of our people:
An old trolleybus arrives at the stop. One of the large windows is glued with linoleum, and on it is written: glass.

by Gallstuk

Spam in the ASU:
Serious company, recruiting serious people who want to earn money. Buy our products and make money, easily! More details on our website.

Tagged with: sc
The clutter between the subject and the subject is a clear sign of a serious company

Scream...
“Topol” and “Topol-M” are extremely popular among the civilian population of Russia. So, for example, during the rehearsal of the military parade in Moscow in 2010, it was at the appearance of these installations from the crowd gathered that numerous “Ura!” and “Russia!” were heard. However, you could hear a lot of screams of “Start!” or “Shoot!”