From the Hubble, comment to "Teslo Gun":

XXX is Hm. What about the effectiveness of the gun in reality? In the crowd if you shoot, what will happen?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY At least the mouth will be filled.

Zzzz: And the gun will be taken away.

NN: And they’ll hit again.

VTV is a gun.

From Habr:
xxx: I absolutely do not know physics, but as a child, not thinking about luck, charged condensers the size of a flashbox in the socket. And they swallowed into the rosette, there they moved to crack. Then they picked up and locked up something. is hidden. Was it deadly?

Yyy: Excuse me, if you list on your fingers everything that most of the people here did during their school years, I think there will be so much potentially life-threatening that the very fact of survival and adulthood will be seen as a miracle.
Condors in sockets, bombs of bolts and sulfur, carbide bombs, powder charges, magnesium charges, thermal mixtures, self-shoots of all kinds - what is not dangerous?

Until now, a terrible Swede has vowed that he will cause trouble to the Russians, that by scoring a goal, he will go to the point, but... the result is a broken nose! On the heart sadness, on the face "wava", well... another Poltava...

My husband and I sat on the couch, each with a book. But hugged so that to turn the page, you have to make complicated manipulations with the free limb :-) After some torture I say to my husband: "Let me turn the pages to you, and you to me?" Husband:"This is some new version of the posture 69, for book worms?"

I was talking about someone in our company.
One of us gave a character to his brother:
Do you know, Vova, there is such a game "Stalker"? There are many different endings in it, in one of them your hero sleeps with money. So this Jew hasn’t played any other ending!

The fire was right. He asks the student:
In what groups are the participants of the civil procedure divided?
It begins uncertainly:
There is the claimant...
The Prep:
Yes, you are now a complainant... and full.

Now you know why you want to sleep after eating. It is just a protective reaction of the body - not to eat anymore.

Prichyn, our clients - in the same building, in Uralmash, a cozy mini saddle "Reva-cows" and a steak bar "Jadine-beef"! Advertisements on the recruitment of children in groups are updated periodically)))

In the USSR, science was...
She lived in the USSR and...

From one game:
xxx:Do anything after the 51st update, the magicians started running with their hands raised.

Today I felt like a real blonde.. drove on the map and, looking at her new beautiful cadiks, which so sympathetically stood out on the rugged map, crashed into the fence :((

Calling pimples pimples is unpoliticcorrect.
Let’s call them gay Americans!

Masha, your boyfriend was so sick for you yesterday, the whole match was oral "Masha - go!", can you give him it?

When they say about a guy, “he was a good guy,” it means he died; when they say about a girl, “she was a good girl,” it means that she either ceased to be a good guy, or ceased to be a girl.

Q: How did you get to the show?
UUU: they dug the basement, Andryucha came out and collapsed. The ass sat straight on the scratch of the scratch, which I pulled out myself))))
Zzzz: Don’t go after me! The man passed by and scratched the cock. The hole was not touched, so it was not actually the act.

Kalyany4: Just realized how pirate I was when I deleted 500 meters of torrent files

Psycho-Logic: I’ve never had a screw... Maybe I’m doing something wrong?

Kote1412: Install the Kaspersky

After sex we lie down with a sweet:
She: It was great!! to
I: Can I give a lifetime VIP card for free services)))
What is this marriage testimony? :D

Is Mohammed at home?
No is
Tell him that the mountain has come in.

I work in a TV provider and very often subscribers "song" in the tube of songs of the Brežnev type:

I know the password.
I see my logon.
The error is 6-9-1.