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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5336
 17.05.2008
XXX: I want to have sex with my wife and her girlfriend.
WOW: And what then?
My wife is against. I think maybe to buy a rubber doll so that she gets used to the presence of a third in bed?
Would it be better to give up a wife and buy two rubber dolls?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5335
 17.05.2008
by Angela :)
What if the girl looks like a plush mouse? 8p

HEPE
The hair is thick and does not speak? ?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №5334
 17.05.2008
While you are studying in the universe, you observe such a pattern... that the closer the session, the greater the turn to the exchangers near the universe.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5333
 17.05.2008
111: Type of Aladdin?! to
222: The Arabs
111: But he had a gin.
222: but Jasmine never gave him

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №5332
 17.05.2008
AnyaP: until we bought the dishes in the department there was complete romance: scatters - A0, individual wipes - A3, plates - A4...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №5331
 17.05.2008
Status in Ace
*S@M6UKI: I am going to scratch something ]:->
A minute later
S@M6UKI: in confusion

<A$TER> I’m afraid to ask... have you lost something?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №5330
 17.05.2008
L.EBetter go to the dark side of the force. Fill the Legion! The Unlimited Inlet!
Become an Internet zombie!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №5329
 17.05.2008
Ulg: You know the position 69?
Polnoch: Yes... and what?
Ulg: describe
by Polnoch:
— — — — — o
o - u -
Ulg: O_O the SPS...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №5328
 17.05.2008
She: Going to the cinema?
He: I have a cursor =(
She says, “But he won’t take you away! and ;-)
He said, “Hey, she’s going to fuck me!
and
Where are these mythical bodies?and :)
Do they exist at all?and :)

No child, it is fantasy.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №5327
 17.05.2008
Lotox: What happened to the server?
Connect: Naškalnika, may servira pastavil, fribizdia installa učinil, apachi sabral, pyhape patключиль, sapuju, and anono - ajambeh pashambe echelbe satanama!
Lotox: Kirill, if you don’t start expressing yourself normally, we’ll find a new system administrator. I repeat the question – what happened?
Connectivity – what? It happened... )
Lotox is crazy.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №5326
 17.05.2008
I’ve heard you’re fascinated by martial arts?
2: yes and what?
Can you show me how they beat in the Teuvando?
2: Yes, but take into account that Teuvando will be sick later...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №5325
 17.05.2008
I know what to do to be afraid of everything!!! to
2nd :?? to
Make the National Anthem of the Imperial March of Star Wars
You will say that the Emperor has recently been elected.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №5324
 17.05.2008
Session is when at 4:00 (AM) at night a person's status in the aske suddenly with unavailable changes to Kusaja :(

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №5323
 17.05.2008
I was surprised by the shit. I encountered the bosses in the drives and I don’t think for a long time, a thousand of them in the fingers, a hole "PIP"))))))))))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №5322
 17.05.2008
My daughter (4,5 years old) yesterday urinated:
He pulls a frightened cat into the kitchen and says, “Dad, look what a beast!”

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №5321
 17.05.2008
It is better to be the first guy in the village than the average man in the city.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №5320
 17.05.2008
I look like a boy in a shirt.
He: No, and what is it?
She: Yes, one called me such and does not perceive me as a woman.
He said, “Fuck him!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №5319
 17.05.2008
Brad Pitt will play Putin

Medvedev will play Jackie Chan.

Medvedev will be played by Edward Norton. Putin, like Tyler Darden, will rule the country at night while Medvedev is asleep.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №5318
 17.05.2008
<NormaN_2pycTuT> last day the summary refused fit grit show the pen right all the truth I will tell you well I show, he is looking and there is a mole from the wheel (I FreeRide chase), he grit ooo.. friend yes you and the girl there is no

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №5317
 17.05.2008
Dr. Aybolit has a brother, pathologist Ayumer.
I would just write - Oumier
D: Well, or a blazer
The Jews did it. :D

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