There was another joke:
xxx: a guy after 4 months after delayed payment for the ball found me in the ash and began tearfully asking to look for backups
xxx: well I explain to him anyway, we have expensive resources, we usually remove immediately
XXX: then Bach, I see and he is not removed Ooh
xxx: well, and I chuvacu say the possibility to recover to eat, but you have to pay for all months of standing 30% of the amount
XXX: And yes, he paid
xxx: and then I realized that my laziness is sometimes rewarded)))

Food with sticks is cheap.
When you can’t, you can buy cheap. And when you treat them freely, the food is tasty and authentic.
I even drink tea!

by SUDA:
and----
What is a total dictatorship?
Regional Yandex news, re-printing the headline of one respected Voronezh newspaper: In Voronezh, a 29-year-old man jumped down from the balcony on the sixth floor.
Go down!! Not upwards, like all normal people, but downwards.
and----
A great lie! The man did not go down, but forward. Gravity, if it is wrong.

To this to this:

to this:
And I remember the story of a German (well, it came out) who doesn’t even know "Out of the homeland! For Stalin!", not "Ura!". But he clearly remembers that after "Bl#!" the infantry attacked, and after "Your mother!" there was usually an artillery.

Did you get the German?! to

And why does the author have to get a grandfather, 70 years later, forced by his government to fight? The elderly should be weighed. Even after the fight with the fists.

My mother lost her job a year before her retirement. For a couple of weeks she burned, and then asked me to print the "visit cards" on ordinary paper. I walked around the house to turn around the circles, entered every building where I saw the office, offered hot home lunches, left my “visit cards.” On the same day in one place interested, ordered for a test, and already cooking mother knows! In general, every working day she put a pot with borsch in a bag on wheels, the second, compot and went to work peacefully. Then she was invited home to clean up and prepare dinner. She earned there twice as much as in her old place, and sometimes even three times, if "special orders". She still regrets that she hasn't resigned five years earlier, says she would have collected a bunch of money...

A time machine is a computer connected to the Internet. A car that takes time.

Whoever has been to Rushdie will understand.
White Night in June. Half of Darkness. Together with friends, we look at an abandoned career. The view is stunning. The cockroaches fly. I begin to think about where they are flying – under you, near the water, or above you, and below their shadows. I look, I don’t understand. I can’t see where the water is. The water is very transparent, plus semi-dark, marble rocks. I start to sneeze, it doesn’t help.
Behind the voice of a friend - "Where are they flying?! I am not rubbing! Where is water? I have not yet loaded the textures!"

Well, directly as I wrote about me - university, dissertation, married at 27, a child. and OPP! I just physically felt how my twists are straightened... Sleep a child, you will take an interesting monograph - you look at the book, you see the figure. After six months, the brain began to clear up. Run to work! Well, his style, such a life, although the husband wanted the second and, naturally, to grow up to school. Let him then sit in the decree, and I will work! And remembering that terrible distress, I will never be able to understand the women who are thirsty to sit in the house. At least halfway! No matter who and where, but in order to be able to go out to people, to communicate with colleagues, you feel quite different than just getting stuck on your husband.

Yesterday, in the process of repairing the sewerage of the house, I understood two things:
1st Why Sanitary Mother
2nd That porn movies about sanitaries are nonsense. A man who is a mother who has his arms on his elbow in a sheep cannot cause any desire in a woman.

Discussions about counterfeit documents:

1: but you write money to send in a envelope, but this is against the rules of mailing.
Do you realize that you are buying a fake passport and are worried about the postal rules?

Announcement of the Balcony. Is a discount a glassing or help for indecisive suicides?

Yes, and in general, it was before, the man is choking, and the wife is responsible for the household and comfort.
– – – – –
And you do not specify when it was so "formerly", where, and in what social layer? The nobility-domesticers did not "curl" in our understanding, their wives "responsible for their lives and comfort" by referring to all kinds of work of pig girls, i.e. They didn’t wash, they didn’t wash, they didn’t wash. Both men and women in the nobility class did not work too hard. In the peasants, the man smelled and the wood in the woods rubbed... and the wife at this time walked in the garden, walked for chickens, sheep, pigs, the cow doyled. Plus, she pulled water with cages, washed her hands, baked bread, looked after the children, wrapped, wrapped and wrapped the whole family. Somehow it’s a bit more than "being and comfort", isn’t it? The peasant worked much harder and harder than the current women, although she did not go to work. So who do you mean by describing “traditional division of labor” so uncompromisingly? Where "wrecked" only men, and wives walked dust butterflies smashed "for comfort"?

Tatiana: as you wish
I want a hamac under my palms.
Somewhere under the palms appeared a hamac.
Constance is...

The networks burn:
What if the call center does not rise?
With him, it will be quiet. and :)

If I were a donkey in a black coat,
The Griffon whose legs crumble,
I would learn English only for that.
The pony understands it.

Average cost of an hour of work = number of hours. That is, dear shuffle, and so on. Well, just our aunts are trained to value their work low, so there, you will think - a week missed sleep, tried-binded, tifu, threads are cheap. Do not be so.
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
I once went crazy and tied the hook the blanket home (no one asked, no one gave it). Then I counted the clock materials, and this blanket came out for 500 evergreens. Rushed for a long time.

Ne1my: What in Russia is called a pudding, in the West is called a marketer.

There is only one thing left to find out: Is there a brain after a selfie?

XXX: What is their name?
YYY: to whom?
XXX by Nikita.
Yyy: In the meaning: "What is the name of Nikita"?
xxx: yes

Dear citizens, you are not frightened idiots, you can as much as you want to carefully hide your cats and compas in the depths of your home. But any once surrounded by housekeepers fireplace will always tell you that there is only one protection from a professionally made ham: a hundred pounds of poor dog in the above-mentioned home and alarm on the security control on all windows and doors.