XXX (15:32:13 16/05/2008)
According to the Hamburg Institute for Security, over the past half-century, the U.S. Air Force lost 92 atomic bombs, which are on the bottom of the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, during combat exercises and as a result of accidents.
YYY (15:34:50 16/05/2008)
I have a mask, a tube and a lace.

<Bel_Ki_Na> how this hysteria over the telic
<lo-tek> by the way yes
<BredHolly> What is hysteria?
<lo-tek> Brady for football
<lo-tek> I understand, say, proved the Ferm theorem. A crowd of mathematical fans flooded the streets. The botans beat the goops with mathematical manuals. and all in shells painted with integrals - beauty

xxx: can the unpublished certificate be deducted from the universe?
I am scared of my acquaintance.
Boy in the glasses?
XXX: Yes to yourself.
YYY: I did not understand. With glasses or not?
XXX: I would ask...
XX: Yes, says the mummy will kill him.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I ask what kind of training?

Russian puppies in the 1990s were so harsh that they ate juppies without diluting them with water.

Working with a girl, she writes:
You enter a dark room and find my clitoris with your tongue. Tagged with"
So I imagined this picture: I go into a dark room and start looking for the clitoris with my tongue. Instead of it, different objects are found. the switch, the switch, the router.

XXX: Are you offended?
Yyy: No, I just heard it from different people 10 times a day. I am so good, one.
You are a happy onanist? and that happens.
I am not an onanist, go on.
X-Men: Otherwise I would say shit.
Fuck, kill yourself
Will I ask my grandmother to find me?
YYYYYYYYYYY
I mean, I am an onionist.

I buy a meal in a store that slowly sysadmin.
As usual, while I put it in the bag, I forget to hand over and break to the exit. The cashier tells me:
and man! Take the delivery!
The second cashier turns and instructively says to her:
He’s not a man, he’s our computer.

If you have fallen on fame, it means that it already needed capital.

the repair.

In the evening, the people return home in the road, soon a stop and part

Passengers are getting closer to the exit. Among them is the drinking.

The man. It sounds like a favorite driver’s radio station.

The song says, “Well, you’re so terrible.” A man insults

This is the attitude of the performer toward women and he begins to get upset. No is

Having the support of those present, he decided to address the victim.

The woman standing in front of him:

“Well, it’s about you...”

Synoptics challenged a box of vodka to a rheumatic patient!

Only in Russia in the company at the department of "C", engaged in license checks can come the same company of electricity at GUVD and cheat to check whether we have licensed software.

twelve (11:43:30 14/05/2008)
What are you doing?)

yyy(11:43:56 14/05/2008)
the hammer)

yyy(11:44:04 14/05/2008)
listening to music

yyy(11:44:08 14/05/2008)
and in contact with Lazio)

yyy (11:44:13 14/05/2008)
I am short at work.

yyy (11:44:17 14/05/2008)
:DDDD

A friend’s mother said:
found a hidden pack of cigarettes, and silently did not argue about anything, put a note "throw the smoking daughter"

Vika: complete lack of vigilance on the part of the partner provokes fainting :D

As a child, I once asked a friend:
How long do you chew the gum?
The genius answer:
Until I lose.

BOMON
The joke is that I’m going to see Daech live...

XAOSDAN
How do you know?

BOMON
googled

I went out on the balcony to smoke... sunshine, clouds... I stood smoking... and in my head was the thought that something was missing.. >%/...

He looked up and realized that he lacked the inscriptions on the sky - "The Simpsons" and characteristic music.

I went to be arranged by the incoming administrator to one hotel, there they gave a questionnaire, one of which sounded like "Can you use the PC". Written by "No" took

21:21:31: I have taken myself off on the thought - if I have 500-600 kB.s inets not enough then how do you chew on 32?
21:22:03: I don’t live – I’m weary on the internet space........
21:22:35: stumbling and fleeing with a weak hope
21:23:03: with the stretched brush of the right hand.
21:23:36: forever abandoned me and gone unforeseeably far forward...
21:24:04: BLADE OWNERS OF ALIM AND HIGH SPEED!!!!!!!!!! to
21:24:15 For I will pursue them
21:24:22: And I will destroy!!!!! to



Mantra

A number of Estonian farmers have received tax notices, according to which they are obliged to pay for methane released by their cows into the atmosphere. This was stated by the President of the People’s Union of the Republic, Janus Marandi. He asked the Minister of the Environment to comment.

So close to people... and dismantle all of us!

Fuck him with the cows, you look at their chairman's name O_o