How do you translate fuck off?? to
Tagged: fuck off
XXX: Well say to you, plyize!

About the institutional KVN'e

Enotka: In short, the idea is this: if we do not think of anything funny, smart, beautiful, then!
Note: 1. we take a box of kittens 2. we put them on the stage 3. kittens chew, crawl, write - the audience rejoices, laughs, pleases.
And if the spectators will not rejoice and laugh, we will scratch valeryanka on the spectators. Let us laugh ourselves.

XXX: How are you? Have you seen?
No, he’s gone to Raid: ((
XXX: for what?
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In the meaning?
XXX: What is it playing?
UUU: in mint, blin, in mint...:(

Anonymous yesterday 2:29
Oh crazy go, I went with my husband, so he laughed all the movie... for me there were such awful moments, Freddie is not at all like that old good Freddy, the voice is not that... in general the movie is not very...

Anonymous yesterday at 02:34
Yes, you know, I fully support you, movie in one word shit.
I also went with my wife, I roasted, and she was sometimes scared)))
Listen, are you not my wife?

Usually calls that disconnect. Holiwares are compared to throwing a shit into a fan with a spade.
But here's a quote from a girl who doesn't like 23-26 year old guys, in terms of power, it's more appropriate to compare with throwing a shit into a 3 gigawatt wind turbine with an excavator...

I’m nervous that foreign girls are biting you.
Yyy: Well, I didn't tell you in that form, like a hihanka-hahanka, a girl bit me - and I said that a goat bite.

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[9:09:24] yyy: ytn e vtyz bytn jnrk.xfkb gj nt[ ghbxbyfv
[9:09:27] yyy: yes

Dad calls
You remember when you went to the kindergarten when one of your friends had a birthday. Her father was in the car. I greeted him and he knew me. You couldn’t say the name of that father. He is an electronic - we need an electronic now."

From a Skype correspondence with a girl:
What dreams do you usually see?
I: To be honest, I can’t remember the last time I dreamed anything. Whether because of chronic insomnia, or because of the strength of sleep, or because of an unpaid subscription to the broadcast of dreams...
Did you repair the antenna?
She: Oh, I’m not about that...
I am: Late :) by the table))

Weekly sperm whispers, which only talk in eggs and do not do anything. At your age, I won a multi-thousand marathon, fertilized an egg, received a prestigious housing, poor food, and soon I will grow my fingers on my feet. Be envious of you, puppets!

Spermatism of Aristarch.

Daddy enters the room and cries:

Daddy, what’s there on the roof?
And to fry? 0 o... The soup!!! to
Soap and soup? 0 - O

News: "The Korean gave up on the rights from 960 times!"
This is no country without bribery!! to

For some reason it seems to me, when I look at the face of the little one, that in his eyes all the wisdom of the world and the face of some shit is not childish.

RRR: So now it’s running...

Neperap
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Whoever has read this nick.

The developers of Mafia 2 for the transfer of the game from spring to August want to express a huge thanks from all Russian students

and LadyLion-
Just talking in a dream is a shit.)
I have a familiar lunar))))) the guys rent the apartment, sleep together on the couch. One tells me: I sleep at night, silence and peace, and then Dimon jumps up from the bed, triumphantly strikes his hands up and, furiously squeezing his foot, (and the boy weighs 100 kg) cries on the whole house: "Yeeees, I beat this hairy hand."

XXX: A tank with drunk tankers
This gesture

YYY: No, it is not a gesture.
This is a tank with drunk sailors.

How do you plan to deal with Danyu?
Just like last year 😉
I don’t remember what happened last year...
No one remembers that.)

I know a married couple. They are about 20 years old. The female half of this union tells me about how her husband dusted the car. Following her words:"No. We don’t have a small car vacuum cleaner and we don’t even ask anyone, he decided to do the usual. But just so dusting it was boring for him. So this miracle launched the soundtrack of the Ghostbusters on the magnetol repeat, attached to the back a large vacuum cleaner with a long pipe... and :)

Mom is coming.
He asks: Will you eat soup?
I am on the machine: what?
She is... free.