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[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №29895
 12.05.2010
How do you translate fuck off?? to
Tagged: fuck off
XXX: Well say to you, plyize!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №29894
 12.05.2010
About the institutional KVN'e

Enotka: In short, the idea is this: if we do not think of anything funny, smart, beautiful, then!
Note: 1. we take a box of kittens 2. we put them on the stage 3. kittens chew, crawl, write - the audience rejoices, laughs, pleases.
And if the spectators will not rejoice and laugh, we will scratch valeryanka on the spectators. Let us laugh ourselves.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №29893
 12.05.2010
XXX: How are you? Have you seen?
No, he’s gone to Raid: ((
XXX: for what?
Tag: in rail
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
In the meaning?
XXX: What is it playing?
UUU: in mint, blin, in mint...:(

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №29892
 12.05.2010
Anonymous yesterday 2:29
Oh crazy go, I went with my husband, so he laughed all the movie... for me there were such awful moments, Freddie is not at all like that old good Freddy, the voice is not that... in general the movie is not very...

Anonymous yesterday at 02:34
Yes, you know, I fully support you, movie in one word shit.
I also went with my wife, I roasted, and she was sometimes scared)))
Listen, are you not my wife?

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29891
 12.05.2010
Usually calls that disconnect. Holiwares are compared to throwing a shit into a fan with a spade.
But here's a quote from a girl who doesn't like 23-26 year old guys, in terms of power, it's more appropriate to compare with throwing a shit into a 3 gigawatt wind turbine with an excavator...

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №29890
 12.05.2010
I’m nervous that foreign girls are biting you.
Yyy: Well, I didn't tell you in that form, like a hihanka-hahanka, a girl bit me - and I said that a goat bite.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №29889
 12.05.2010
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[9:09:24] yyy: ytn e vtyz bytn jnrk.xfkb gj nt[ ghbxbyfv
[9:09:27] yyy: yes

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №29888
 12.05.2010
Dad calls
You remember when you went to the kindergarten when one of your friends had a birthday. Her father was in the car. I greeted him and he knew me. You couldn’t say the name of that father. He is an electronic - we need an electronic now."

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №29887
 12.05.2010
From a Skype correspondence with a girl:
What dreams do you usually see?
I: To be honest, I can’t remember the last time I dreamed anything. Whether because of chronic insomnia, or because of the strength of sleep, or because of an unpaid subscription to the broadcast of dreams...
Did you repair the antenna?
She: Oh, I’m not about that...
I am: Late :) by the table))

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29886
 11.05.2010
Weekly sperm whispers, which only talk in eggs and do not do anything. At your age, I won a multi-thousand marathon, fertilized an egg, received a prestigious housing, poor food, and soon I will grow my fingers on my feet. Be envious of you, puppets!

Spermatism of Aristarch.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №29885
 11.05.2010
Daddy enters the room and cries:

Daddy, what’s there on the roof?
And to fry? 0 o... The soup!!! to
Soap and soup? 0 - O

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №29884
 11.05.2010
News: "The Korean gave up on the rights from 960 times!"
This is no country without bribery!! to

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №29883
 11.05.2010
For some reason it seems to me, when I look at the face of the little one, that in his eyes all the wisdom of the world and the face of some shit is not childish.

RRR: So now it’s running...

[ + 127 - ] Comment quote №29882
 11.05.2010
Neperap
__________________________
Whoever has read this nick.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №29881
 11.05.2010
The developers of Mafia 2 for the transfer of the game from spring to August want to express a huge thanks from all Russian students

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №29880
 11.05.2010
and LadyLion-
Just talking in a dream is a shit.)
I have a familiar lunar))))) the guys rent the apartment, sleep together on the couch. One tells me: I sleep at night, silence and peace, and then Dimon jumps up from the bed, triumphantly strikes his hands up and, furiously squeezing his foot, (and the boy weighs 100 kg) cries on the whole house: "Yeeees, I beat this hairy hand."

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №29879
 11.05.2010
XXX: A tank with drunk tankers
This gesture

YYY: No, it is not a gesture.
This is a tank with drunk sailors.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №29878
 11.05.2010
How do you plan to deal with Danyu?
Just like last year ?
I don’t remember what happened last year...
No one remembers that.)

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №29877
 11.05.2010
I know a married couple. They are about 20 years old. The female half of this union tells me about how her husband dusted the car. Following her words:"No. We don’t have a small car vacuum cleaner and we don’t even ask anyone, he decided to do the usual. But just so dusting it was boring for him. So this miracle launched the soundtrack of the Ghostbusters on the magnetol repeat, attached to the back a large vacuum cleaner with a long pipe... and :)

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №29876
 11.05.2010
Mom is coming.
He asks: Will you eat soup?
I am on the machine: what?
She is... free.

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