“Melt the pasta to the state of the rotband” is the best I’ve seen in the cooking inlet.

I have a system administrator. I didn’t talk to him for half a year because of a little thing. I decided to write here. I’ll start with humor, then I’ll go. I write a congratulations, "your"(I mean the bearded) Eurovision won...We will not communicate with the march for another half year

I live and work in Austria. Believe me, the majority of normal people here, and they are ashamed of something that won Eurovision. Frics, of course, there are, but the overwhelming majority of the locals are normal, adequate people who do not have a relationship to Eurovision.

XXX: The Order
XXX: "It is necessary to write an interesting article on the topic "What swimsuit to choose full ladies".
YYY: No shit
YYY: Welcome
YYY: None

xxx: I am not about marriage and personal life, I am about the current, about prospects, aspirations)) all aspire to something)) and I, apparently, and cheer, but there is a subtle feeling that should not be))

WOW: Well I understood, someone already has a family life, a serious job, an apartment in a mortgage for 150 years and a wife in a coat, and you are just a young man, living for his pleasure.

Thank you, I have a bubble 😉

From the bike forum:
What is "Norm Bike"? Please write what it should be like for you.
A normal bike is a bike perpendicular to the plane that is touching the surface at the point where the bike is located.

And, by chance, what is Android? Something for war?

For the winners, please note.

Letter confirming the order in the online store: HDMI-microHDMI cable, Wireless mouse. Next - "While our managers are processing your order, we offer you to check out the accessories to the products you ordered": Apple Watch.
And really – accessories, and cha)

My father told me that he barely received a certificate from the drug doctor:
Friendship with alcohol?
Why should I argue with him?
Fortunately, the man was normal: he crushed, put the stamp and let go.

Q: How do you feel about the bearded bodies (photo of Conchita)?
The first stone: Caucasus is power!

Mom is watching a program with phone guesses in the neighboring room. I hear the phrase - "She said to herself that I will not get married until I bought an apartment and thus put the seal of loneliness on herself." She is right in something :)

East of Ukraine. The tram. The wagon-pressed periodically declared to the whole wagon: “Lords, terrorists, separatists, federalists and occupants! Don’t forget to pay for the car!"

Confucius considered polygamy quite natural.
YYY: Confucius, in this matter, was generally a tea worker.

Never leave young children with men for long. Husband, brother, brother... do not leave!
My three-year-old is now a poet. He responds in rhythm, composes poetry.
From the morning after the weekend, he plays with his toys, I sing to him on the subject of his ride: eight legs and eight hands is a spider man!
And he continues under his nose: eight leaves and eight like a wise man!

Based on incoming data on the Amur level in the Amur region, the Ministry of Emergency Situations has considered several options to solve the problem:
1) Do not do nicotine.

Hui knows what to do.

And what to do, the fucker knows.

On the basis of the proposed options, a quite logical decision was made - to do nothing.

About the referendum, the turn:

At some point, on the opposite side of the street, a man appeared and began to move his hands to our side and shout: "Shame! Shame!" (that is " shame") Without speaking, the many-thousand-column, turning to the side of the man, friendly, as in the command, cried out:"Go naked!"
My uncle escaped.

What a big Eurovision. Do you remember the songs of our contestants? Have you heard her words? Could you hide them on the stage to catch them later? There was nothing to see, listen, or think about.
Hully, Kirkorov himself did.
It is better to sing, not to spit on the pitch. Pedorras are also unhappy people, they love in the ass.

XXX: We suggested to register on the BDSM forum and find yourself a lower. It seems, in the list of requirements will be literacy and technical English.

Why did you go to Eurovision? It’s not about tolerance, it’s about apathy. Just before something bold and unusual seemed to be the rock of the Stone Age and heavy Finnish rock, and now this is such happiness. The grandmothers just jumped.

I am an electrician, sometimes I come to one school to repair lights, very often they break. I am an observing and invisible person. And you know, I begin to make conclusions about people, when I see as intelligent people, then teachers, every day terribly mating in the teaching room and terribly discussing each other in front of the eyes, while saying what kind of children are ungrateful. and those. staff in their room peacefully discuss issues of politics, the meaning of life, and (!!!) The philosophy of Kant.