It is very hot at home. The husband decided to sleep dressed, completely. He is already asleep, I lie down next to him, wakes up a little, takes my hand, puts it on his pitch and says, “Save him.” I: Oh, I am you, a chain dog? He: No, but somebody has to protect him.
I go without a bayana.

Three nights. There’s something loud walking around the room and quietly whispering: “I’m a cowboy, I stop, I breathe deeply, I breathe out... With a calm voice, I’m a cowboy, and cowboy doesn’t kill anyone.” After 5 seconds with a furious glance with a crushing voice:"They are crazy alive in pieces!!and "

Yunka
I married the one who kissed me first.

Yunka
The Princess Frog

xxx: our weekends reminds me of the movie "The Resident of Evil"...
YYY: Why
xxx: a couple of zombies splash over the course of the day, bite to bite, and around emptiness and silence.
YYY : :D

From the forum:
Please tell me how to unobtrusively teach a 6-year-old child to touch a piss. He just doesn’t get his hands out of his trousers, even sleeping with his hands. And one day, in the kindergarten, drunk toys and went to sleep. What to do?

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Smoking in school is the best way to drink tea in the director’s office.
Drink a tea? In my time in the director's office only puddles were served :D
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and also gave a balance to get the lilies at home, there were times...

A session is when you call a fellow at 2 p.m. and don’t ask him if he’s sleeping.

On the white brick wall of the house in red paint is written SPIRT.
The letter Y is carefully crossed (the same red paint), and O is signed on the top.
In front of the wall, two boys are playing a ball.
I was blinded by demeanor.

to him:
XXX: We are sperming you, dear friends!! to
and...
Spray yourself!

I want to pierce my tongue.
XXX in two places. How to make it symmetrical?
Tagged with: stepler

Of course, to organize the celebration of the 65th anniversary of our Victory is very difficult and troublesome... but how subtle it is to call the Yankees and the Englishmen and force them to march on our square in front of our President! Conduct the Victory Parades in 90+ cities - roll!
But the most important thing is to broadcast the Parade "from and before" on street screens in other foreign cities, and the largest screen to put - where? It is right! In the Berlin!
The fucking! I respect.

xxx: The boss told me to translate fseh into openoffis. Why not understand. Apparently he wants to edit documents and tables for free. Or check the box.
Yyy: I read the story, and I realized that you are not Captain Evidence, you are Captain Smollett. Because every phrase of yours is reduced to "Pistol? They charge a gun. Why Why? A! They will shoot!"

C hip hop.ru

xxx: I, by the way, years before eight thought that a person is given a thousand words for life, and when he uses everything, the words will run out, and he will not be able to speak. There are dumb people in the world.
Yyy: I wish many rapers thought so))))

Men should not do housework! Our responsibilities are war and food.
It is: 0_o
Strike and fishing!

When my wife says, “I’m going to get ready and get out,” I turn on the computer and start Starcraft. I’ll definitely get a couple of parties.)

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The glamorous flat-brown girls of 5-6 years, who have achieved nothing, still go to kindergarten. I am 4 and I have already finished 6 classes of school (2 classes per year), learned to speak at 10 months, walk - at 11, immediately entered a kindergarten, finished it in a month. Now I am a prospective sixth grade, not dependent on my parents, I can buy a backpack / notebook / handles myself. Here in the 6th grade there are a bunch of smart girls with big breasts. Fuck the losers!

Styles are you?

Yesterday, May 9th, my wife woke me up without light or dawn. We went to see the parade. On the approach to the square, where that action should take place, a chain of mints stops everyone - the passage is only on PERMISSIONS and identity documents!!! There is a crowd of people, dressed in pu and dust, many with Georgian stripes. According to conversations, some are not one hundred kilometers. We went out with the kids to watch the parade. Everyone is completely confused. And all of us chest the mouth in this same - where, be, prey, let go!
Something has broken down on my heart. One thing is theoretically to know that in your own country you are unrighteous and unnecessary, another thing is when you are so openly demonstrated.
by Alexander. and Samara. (3 of the 4 great-grandparents from the war did not return, the first Chechen was a little stuck)
Sorry for the UG.

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The lecture. In front of the teacher is a plane.
I would have been upset if I had not been stunned by the beauty of flight!
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The aviation universe?

A good man:
to this:
Do you know that...
The basket can only be copied to the desktop 32 times. Then there is an error.
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You guys, you’re ugly... I’ve gotten 102 before I realized it was a joke :(
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Thank you, if it wasn’t for you, I’d definitely try it :)

Q: Can I put a potato in it?
No, the food is not thrown away. and throw a knife :D