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[ + 30 - ] [16 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64072
 11.05.2012
Russia in 3D: Fools, Roads, Deputies

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64071
 11.05.2012
Damn, the jeans are gone, I don’t know how to wash it all...
Let me take it home, I have a super tool that cleanses everything.
The mother?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64070
 11.05.2012
A discussion of the photo of the late 1990s, where Pu and Me sit at the table:

What is the gold key on the right?
Yyy: From the country of fools.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64069
 11.05.2012
We have fun with good citizens.
The shameful pillar.
The Last Pop
The last king is drowned.

1817 to 1820 A.S. Pushkin

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64068
 11.05.2012
The post came from Ozone with new books for the dacha, they, therefore, offer me: "The Golden Book of the Gardener", "Place Design", "Camins and furnaces", "102 ways to steal electricity"... Russia...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64067
 11.05.2012
Not sleeping - this is when in the morning at work instead of two cell phones in the pocket found a remote from the TV and from the view.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64066
 11.05.2012
World of Tanks in the first 10 seconds after launch is a game in the most sharp router at the intersection!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64065
 11.05.2012
Sergey C: This world is full of disappointments... and the Chinese :(

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №64064
 11.05.2012
by Muar:
How I get frozen to communicate with Sapphire :(
You will address a problem, "not loaded", "not answered". You sign up "Boris" and get a blatant answer: "Send a back track", "What’s in the logs", "Let’s link to phpinfo".
The problem is solved in half an hour.
Worth forgetting and leaving the automatic signature "Tatiana", so say goodbye half a day:
"What browser are you using?", "Try pressing F5".
Fuck it...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64063
 11.05.2012
XXX: And my mom sat down on Game of Thrones. They go online and watch. Mom who is retired and who loves the series "Svaty" and is watching the show "Let’s get married"! I don’t know what to think...
YYY: People who watch "Let’s get married" nothing scary.
All these intestines, shit, incest and prostitution are just another boring life story for them.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64062
 11.05.2012
My brother finally got a girlfriend. He insisted on encrypting, but only one thing gave him: he stopped going on raids.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64061
 11.05.2012
World of Tanks.
Go to Krasnodar at 4 o’clock in the morning.
Dad goes to the window and says:
Smoke is time to go!
I look at the clock and ask and answer inappropriately:
In what tank?
In the green.
well well well
I cut further.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64060
 11.05.2012
The roads in Ukraine are when lying policemen remain unnoticed.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64059
 11.05.2012
Reviews about headphones on one of the websites:

- Pletched wire that is difficult to tear off (cotte approved, like ropes).

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64058
 11.05.2012
<NNwas> decided to become a millionaire
<NNwas> tired of being a thousandman :))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64057
 11.05.2012
XXX: and I have already submitted the project 3 times do not accept (dumb all new mistakes only find
YYY: well so you give up without mistakes)))))
XXX: Well, so they’re going to get caught up with questions) ridiculing children)
YYY: Could it be boring?
YYY: Or they want the houses you built not to fall...everything can be done.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64056
 11.05.2012
9 of May. I stand on the light, I don’t touch anyone. From a passing car, a guy in a-la-mask rises and congratulates me on the new year. I thought...

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64055
 11.05.2012
A group of persons in the DG of the Russian Federation submitted a proposal to rename OMON to STRAPON - Strategic Police of Special Destination

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №64054
 11.05.2012
Repair of roads: from the bushes make bushes...

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64053
 11.05.2012
Today’s TV show is unrealistic. The car. Where then the guys organized a society of activists what kind of "house, road, courtyard" the essence is that they help and tell who and where to write if the train has not been repaired for a long time, in the yard or just on the road hole to finish, the facade of the house to make cosmetic repair. A useful thing. All absolutely free. They even made their website. The most amazing thing is that it works and there are real results. That’s what gesture is, right? These guys even found opponents in their home!! They say what you do, they don’t live peacefully! Better work would have been more useful!!! How is it??? How is it??? After that, we complain that the government is fucking, officials finally relaxed and would have to roll away from here. For the sake of God such "citizens". We will be calmer.

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