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[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97724
 11.05.2014
Ah, the last was the normal symbol of masculinity – the beard. was was.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №97723
 11.05.2014
Not that in the "copy", just a very sad fact. Today, the comrade was seriously trying to convince me that it was right to write "Pozreot". The internet does its job.

Inb4: He trolled you.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97722
 11.05.2014
Congratulations to all the trolls who voted at the "Eurovision" contest for Conchita Wurst :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97721
 11.05.2014
Eternal fire, two TPs are photographed. I look at the pictures and discuss:
Chapter 111: The Rose...
222: You look at me
111: I talked about yours.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97720
 11.05.2014
From Donetsk they write: service is when you go to Russia in the summer, and she comes to you.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97719
 11.05.2014
xxx is. I have a wonderful neighbor. Today afternoon, he started knocking in the wall with a hammer. I didn’t hear anything, Ramstein made a louder voice. So he started bumping in the rhythm)))

YYYYY Next time I’ll give you power metal. He’ll go to bed and go to bed.)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97718
 11.05.2014
cute killed: bought an iPhone, digged and digged, the first thing I heard - "ego-go-go, look what a cool lighthouse"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97717
 11.05.2014
Discussion of the photo of a student with the Order of Glory and a black orange tape:

xxx: Children and grandchildren must be allowed to wear the prizes of the dids, and to walk, linking them, we build on the parade. This hereditary carrying of rewards has already been practiced under the cursed tsarism, so that it will be easy to bring down the base.
YYY: Only in this case, we need to compel the veterans to go to schools and tell from the first person about the War: "And here I go out in a tank near Prochorovka - and on my right - Goderian, and on the left - Manstein!"
zzz:...and then the ping passed, and I got out of the "dancers"! and ;)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97716
 11.05.2014
Verbal diarrhea is most often accompanied by constipation of thoughts.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №97715
 11.05.2014
When I was five years old, my mother and I walked the street. I suddenly stumbled and fell. He broke his knee to blood. I just wanted to forget, as my mother said to me:
“Oh, look, the asphalt has been ruined, let’s run faster from here!
I immediately forgot about the pain.
My mom and I always remember and laugh.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №97714
 11.05.2014
Merkel: We are very dissatisfied with the parade in Crimea.
Putin: Do you want to go back to Berlin?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97713
 11.05.2014
I was driving with Max. In the morning, a clot fell in his knee, he was taken to the hospital, pulled out and put into the test tube.
One asks, why did he go to the test tube? He replied that if he did not die, he was not contagious.
And then the next: "So there is no air there? I will surely die!"
The answer killed: “Dumb, if Max doesn’t die, he wasn’t contagious.”

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №97712
 11.05.2014
This cactus is forgotten to water and eventually watered with tea remains.
This cactus is English.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97711
 11.05.2014
So what about yesterday’s girlfriend?
Oh yeah, it is broken.
XHH: You don’t have anything to do with the pot.
Wow, I’ve become a bit of a wooden man lately.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I did not understand.
A wooden sexist?
WTF - WTF - WTF
I am broken ebu.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97710
 11.05.2014
xxx: If Godzilla is a female, then the phrase “to want Godzilla” sounds zoophile.
ууу: the phrase "to want Godzilla" sounds hopeful.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97709
 11.05.2014
No, in Ukraine everything is like in GTA - first to crush the forces (up to 6 stars), the army arrives, and you are a whore - and stole a tank!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97708
 11.05.2014
Why do you think I’m homophobic? I feel good about the pimples!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97707
 11.05.2014
At 10 p.m., the child finally fell asleep, and here they are calling!
%noname%, give us just 20 seconds. Is anyone watching TV at home?
In the evening we read the Bible. Does anyone read the Bible now? We could talk about it!
They dropped the phone, for 2 weeks without foolish calls.
All, I found a way to break the system))))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97706
 11.05.2014
to this:

Bla-Bla, music for relaxation in the serving half an hour
And the shit! Army Dreamer
— — — —

All her childhood listened to her, even in headphones with a cassette in a hug under her fell asleep. And then I learned Agliqi and found the text in the innet. I’ve probably never been so awkward (
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You made my day. I went to see what the song is, I stumbled on the text, next to the translation in Russian. There’s a phrase like "he didn't make it to his twenties" – he didn’t live to 20. And the guy translates - he did not do this until the age of 20; and below he explains: to make it - it is an idiom such, it means to engage in love.

It is fucking. Now, in every combat, everything has come to its place. This is the type of group with battles breaks through to their own, broke through, their own are asked - and where is the commander? - He didn't make it (mol, killed the commander). And it turns out – it is not so. The commander just didn't have time to fuck up on time, well, he moved on the actresses, told me not to wait)))

I never listened to the song...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97705
 11.05.2014
The Walk. We agreed for the conservation of nature to do a great need in the hole, after which it needs to sleep, and for the next "parishioner" to dig a new one. Now there is a disassembly, who dug out the pit and stumbled alongside it sharply sharpened sticks.

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