The darkness. The girl Tomo says:
You are healthy and red, you have no equals. Your shapes are like beds of spices that smell. You are like a tulip splashing mirra. Your sight is as magnificent as the mountains of Lebanon. Everything is desirable in you.
Are you talking about the cake again? Go to sleep, it’s too late.

XX: Today I will go to the village, potato grain, maybe it will grow.

Then take it and tell them before you land, “Who is the last of those goats?”
They will race!
We did that at school after the phone call. Everyone tried to get out of class earlier. And yes, they’ve all grown up. We are the clowns now! :)
I recommend. :D

And in Tyumen, at the parade, everyone went wrong: officers, tax, police, cadets, military... even three people carried the flag - and then not in the foot.
The only ones who went so that Stalin would applaud were African military students, who will freeze here on exchange not the first year. We call them the "angles".
But given how their teachers went, this is not the merit of Siberia, apparently, still the hard hand of the African dictatorship.

The city bus. At the bus station in the bus comes a tired man-driver with grabbles on a long slide. He sits on a free seat, holds the grable in his hand, the cradle is located vertically. After a couple of stops, a woman enters, stands next to the man, although there are free spaces and grabs the shirt. Further, the bus brakes sharply, the lady flies forward by inertia, the man gets a slide on the forehead. The woman indignated:

I thought it was a mandate! I put it here, you know.

The man looks up, calmly and somehow doomedly says:

Just like my wife. She will crush herself, then strike on me, and even on the forehead can crack.

A few years ago, when my parents were still alive, my wife and I went to host them. We stayed for a week and flew back. A few days later, I got a call from my parents. Laughing, he told me a beautiful story. After our departure, as always, a home inspection was carried out for forgotten things, because they were always there. And here, in the room where we slept, two white sealed bags with incomprehensible powder were found in a glass vase. My dad took drugs and brought it to his mother. The children, it turns out, we have drug addicts, mother. What to do? Is it not drugs? Dad was watching TV. He took a knife, with a careless gesture of the American cop broke the bag and got the powder on the tip of the blade. And then then? have to try. What is the taste of these drugs? The hell knows him. Inhaling, he sent the substance to his tongue. I immediately splashed. I let go. Just the salt in the airplane lunch bag, which I put in my pocket and put in a vase at home. My father apologized for thinking badly about us, and I didn’t get offended. But I still have a smile on my face when I present this scene.

News headline "The Syrian army declined involvement in the bombing of refugee camps"
About 86% of the population of Syria are Muslim
So I see "Syria!! Did you shoot?" "No, of course, this is the cross!"

In Chelyabinsk, friends left their son in the car and went to the store for a short time. When they came, they saw the following picture: The 6-year-old son has a few chocolates (Snickers, Bounty and something else there), he sits down and eats them with pleasure. When asked where he took them, he said he changed them to antiradar. He was left in the front seat, he was sitting with the window open, a man approached him and offered him a chocolate, he took them, and in exchange his uncle asked for this piece that lay on the panel. Antiradar for 5000 exchanged for 3 chocolates.

Nature has a sense of humor. The existence of utkonos or allergy to cats in the son of Kuklaev is a direct proof of this.

My 90 year old grandmother can no longer walk, unfortunately. On May 9, she visited the tomb of her beloved grandfather. The roles of a uncle and a grandmother.

Mom, let you sit on the chair, we’ll bring you.

D - So let me bring the wearers, on them even better.

B - It doesn't eat, they will say "Family" completely mad, a living grandmother on the cemetery is dragged.

My sister has lost weight dramatically in a few years. A little more than half.
I wrote to her under a new photo:
I only have a half-sister now.
And she replied:
Not a half-sister, but a concentrated sister! :)

by 20287. You are a troll or from another universe... for a very long time the employer lives on the principle that there are no irreplaceable people... they are not interested in a responsible and knowledgeable specialist, because he has to pay a good money... most prefer to pay a penny of ignorance, and then scream at every corner that the specialties have moved... especially in the big cities a whole plantation of those who want to get a quality job, and then under various pretext this job does not pay... it is in contrast to such cunning comrades and all these codes and supervisions appeared... for each adequate employer such injuries of 10 pieces, and if you never had to face such a thing, then you are just a lucky person though... fairly, it is worth noting that among workers inadequate is also enough... it is not just worth to sins

You are like a vegan.
YYY: No
YYY: I just felt really better from the kick. Well, without food, it doesn’t work so well, it just doesn’t work with alcohol.
Tagged: fucking
YYY: Thank you for saying

Rus498: Crimean Prosecutor Natalia Poklonskaya passed in the column of the Immortal Regiment with the miraculous icon of Tsar Nicholas II. How does it hint on the royal roots?
by Dima666: No. It just shows that in the prosecutor’s office miracles are not uncommon.

Ctai at the puppy, which sells dog-cat-puppy food, plus these fillers, plus different vitamins... in general, such a puppy. The grandmother approaches, and begins to argue with the girl-seller, where she, the grandmother, bought the cat food, and the cat EAT!!! They argue so for a while, then the girl finally says “well, let’s pack here, I’ll replace you.” And the grandmother... pulls out a bag with this very cat toilet filler.I seem to have scared the grandmother with a too loud whistle...

>>> or the weight on the ball is indicated by representatives of the same civilization. and :)

This is a straw from the marketplace.
I had to visit a collective market in the city of N. The market was located in some old hangar with gates on both sides. Someone opened the second gates and the resulting passageway swallowed several giraffes of varying denominations from the shelves and they swam for a while in a large pit between the rows of shelves, demonstrating complete disregard for the laws of physics.

>>>>
All kinds of worship of Odin and Perun, they are good for fantasy, and people did not want to live under them, and when an alternative appeared, went to one where there is at least forgiveness.
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of course! Until the Greek monks appeared, we sat on trees and could not write.
I will not speak for everyone, but my ancestors fled from Novgorod to the north of Prim. 600+ years ago from your good religion.
“Fire and sword” into Christianity, including the reformed Tsar. So the people “go” into the cult of all-forgiveness without a little 800 years. Fortunately not all went away.

If you want to send me, remember – I’m very lazy.

You will have to take me there.

We arrived at the fact that in the room 4*6 the air conditioner worked 24 hours a day at +16 degrees. The colleagues still smoked every hour to run into the heat and dined outside, and I did the exercise and hot tea to not freeze by the end of the day. I had a closet with clothes at work: closed shoes, sweaters, jackets, socks, shirts. Then the boss had to spend 3 hours with us. He didn’t have a cabinet, but a plan for saving electricity was born.

I go to work, in front of me is a 28-year-old man, and he leads his son in his hand. Patsanu aged 5 to 6. Going canyuit, buy a kidney or snickers is not the case. The father replies, “You can’t eat a lot of sweets, you ate yesterday, your teeth will get sick, etc.” Nearby was a grandmother, you know one of those who whispers her nose everywhere, and is constantly scandalizing. He listened to the dialogue between father and son and began.

The child regrets buying a kidney, sometimes it is possible, and so on.

The father continues without turning his head:

Do you know why your teeth hurt? Because you are not in your business!



The grandmother confused and stood aside. A young man.

It is hard to contain laughter... when the next character comes to terminate the contract on the internet, because he bought a WIFI WIFI router.