My friend, let’s call him for short, Lesh, being in a state of heavy alcoholic intake, walked around the city in the sense of having something to eat. The first on his way met with the Chinese fast food. For two minutes honestly trying to focus on the wise transliteration from the language of the cradle of civilization, he found nothing better than to approach the window and say, "Give me a huni, please." The girl in the window, having nothing to do with the representatives of the Asian race, which looked more like Dana Borisova with the eyes of Valeria, showed the top of tact, understanding and, probably, a little telepathy: - You with sauce or without?

No, don’t ask me
I was on autopilot.
I woke up talking to a taxi driver in the morning.
He probably wavered a lot when I suddenly changed the subject and asked, “Where are we?” Who are you? What X did you bring me here?
) ) )

About the headsets:

They are very comfortable sitting on the head, like home shoes.

Factory Safety Instructions: Walk carefully around the factory. There are no pedestrian trails, and drivers will not have time to stop.

Why did you pull your umbrella with you today?
YYY: So that the rain does not stop.

YYY (17:08:36 11/05/2011)
I had a joke here. A girlfriend has an allergy (living on pills, and not weak). More work has fallen. Intimate life is interrupted. I understand it, but anyway. And the girlfriend understands that I want to, but she really is hard, and I, when a woman is dumb, I can't fuck her - not so educated. Well, in short, on the day we go to bed, both after a working day. I cling to her closer, embrace her (not to harass, by the way, but simply because I love her). We lie... And she’s me, you know, with the brains I want you now, but physically – I can’t do it at all... :-( ". Fuck, I didn’t hold on, said "and let me fuck your brains?and "

There are two ways to cause long-awaited monthly:
1) Wear white strings with blue jeans or white shirt.
Buy the most expensive pregnancy test.

Mrtnk ©

I don’t go into your private life and you don’t drink from my bottle!! to

In the children’s playground.

Mother, put me on a cushion?
What about the magic word?
The Empire!

Q: Do you know how the Hebrew cocktail is?
It is more funny in Ukrainian.
KG: More funny than Sunset Havnunoon?

Conclusions in laboratory work:
"Conclusion: I succeeded because I did everything right"

16:29:12 Woofer for [BOBAHbI4]: Woowa, you are unclean, what you do to millions of people would not even come to mind
16:29:44 Woofer: it is necessary to invite the girl to go to the cinema in late August

LIZA: A man then becomes really scary when he takes on the logic of a woman :(

xxx: What do you think, the money for dog food is logical to write off on the article "Protection and fire alarm"?

From the news:
In Russia, a car with built-in Russian navigation system was produced.
Now to the eternal Russian question: What to do?, and Who is to blame?, adds – Where are we?

The phrase that exploded my brain:

A four-legged woman has twenty dogs.

My friend and I have the same vacuum cleaners, TVs and microwave ovens.
XXX: Yes, you and the vacuum cleaner are the same as me... a plagiarist!! to
YYY: but I don’t have a suck.
XXX: What did you argue about? : 0 0
Give them flowers: 0

Werewolf is beautiful! screaming from the stage in Germany to all of Europe "With Victory Day!!!and "

Genius engineers work with us, now one killed a cockroach slipping on the table with a pack of cigarettes with words - and yet smoking kills...

I am interested in WarHammer's 40K. I go to the subway, read the old code of the Inquisition – on the cover with a chic Gothic font "Codex: Demon Hunters". The grandmother comes...
Long looking at me, at the cover, again at me, again at the cover...
Then confidently says: "And you are a son to see the church. Have you been doing good work for a long time?"