bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64052
 11.05.2012
Review of the book "On the one hand, it seems to be good, and on the other hand, it's such a shit that don't let God forget and read again".

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №64051
 11.05.2012
I work in school. I gave 9th grade a crossword on the subject of paragraph "Account History". I check work. Question: "What did the ancient people think about?" 9 letters.
Answer to Fingers.
Almost the whole cross. The masterpiece!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64050
 11.05.2012
As one of my friends said: "The footwear is not a shoe, if the footprint is pleasant"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №64049
 11.05.2012
I don’t expect it to go anywhere, but maybe someone involved will read:
Fuck the developers! Learn to ask who you need to update your shit or not crazy! A separate greeting from Miley Cyrus.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64048
 11.05.2012
XY: YYY, what will you give me?
Tagged: cat
Do you have a living or a toy?
xxx can go away
ZZZ is dead!1 will not leave.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64047
 11.05.2012
The conversation of two girls about the third:
You know, she has two higher education. is mathematical
YYYYYYYYYYY I say, she is stupid.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64046
 11.05.2012
@ In the network posted a video with an omonov, beating a pregnant woman

D. Peskov: Police should have acted harder

When we pull you out of the Kremlin, we will act harder.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64045
 11.05.2012
The xxx:
The only love in the world is the love of food.

The xxx:
Food will not betray you.

YYYY :
Shaurma has betrayed me once, barely reached the sortry.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №64044
 11.05.2012
xxx: I exchange a package of A4 sheets for an Audi of the same model
yyy: use the scissors and change for two A5s

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64043
 11.05.2012
It’s like dedication to the Jedi, just a swallow.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64042
 11.05.2012
After the electric shock, the electrician became somewhat closed.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64041
 11.05.2012
I love Artem because in a situation where you need to say “You’re so stupid,” he says “You’re so cute.”

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №64040
 11.05.2012
I fucking fuck you, fucking fuck you!
SoV: You would not burn like that...

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64039
 11.05.2012
A friend recently shared: the motto of the Institute of Thermal Engineering, developing ballistic missiles, - We bring warmth and light to people!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64038
 10.05.2012
Slider: I'm going to go fucking
Slider: I’m in the shower
byzeg = (
......
Slider is fucking.
Slider: was in the shower.. opened the ice water.. set the task to stay 10 seconds
Slider: Lungs wheeled, began to breathe frequently and loudly.
Dad was in the neighboring room.
When I was in the shower, there was no one at home.
Byzeg: He thought you were shaking loudly.
slider: + I have messages behind the compound not broken - "I will go scam"))
See also: оло
Good that I didn’t start screaming! – AAAEEBIIS!! 1
Byzeg: YY

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64037
 10.05.2012
On the 9th of May, she said:
Silence, make the TV louder, now a minute of silence will be.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64036
 10.05.2012
0:44 Vladimir: Advice which movie to watch!!! to
0:45 ☜ p̲̅i̲̅l̲̅i̲̅m̲̅e̲̅n̲̅y &##9758;: I advise :: watch a good movie...no bad look, there fofo one still show

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64035
 10.05.2012
XXX: Hello as a Work
YYY: I am all burning...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? to
WOW: I am afraid I won't get... I managed to burn the floor of my back, shoulders and arms on the elbow today while I made the fence =\ so I burn on another plane and it has nothing to do with you now =\

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64034
 10.05.2012
I cleaned my ears and the headphones started to fall out.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №64033
 10.05.2012
With VIO:

Q: What should I do if I have too many complexes?
A: If the anti-aircraft missile systems are sold.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna