The creation of a register of banned sites was the largest attempt by the government of the Russian Federation to train ordinary users to use anonymous sites.

Disputed with a girl. We walked quietly through the park and a little dog from behind started laughing at us.
The Dog(C): Hav Hav Hav Hav Hav
Girl D: Keep quiet!
C is GAV!
D: Shut up I said!
C is GAV!
D: I’m going to shoot the shirt!!! to
The dog silenced, and in 5 minutes we reconciled.

Poland.Spa-Salon "Old Slavic Bath".I sit in the reception.A client waiting for his turn suddenly throws a bomb to the receptionist:
- Tell me, but you have a massage of the Old Slavyansk - is it from the name of some city of the Old Slavyansk named?
To the honor of the girl behind the stand, it must be admitted that no muscle on the face trembled:
This is the name of the people from whom we come.
The client-polka hanged... and we and the receptionist understood: a slave, a shit...

to this:
Thirty-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four! In Roskomnadzor they are trying to spray the all-Russian anti-bomber == it is just cool, comrades...
– – – – –
Here is the word "jopa" and they will be censored for the most tomatoes.

Are you warriors?
- Yes
The Animefest?
and yes!
Come with us?
Thanks, no, we’ve already seen your company.
I was scared for the first time too.

to this
Diana: Okay, I'm used to being asked for a passport when selling cigarettes and alcohol - I look like a teenager... but today I was asked for a passport in the bookstore!
Grow up a beard. Barbed men are not asked for passports.
Barbed ladies can be stolen in the circus.

The Bearded Babes Go to Eurovision Today

Documentary
I am a botan and I had sex with a girl yesterday! What am I doing wrong...?
Ivan Ivanov Documentary
It depends on what you think of sex.
Bonus Documentary
It depends on what you consider a girl.

What is cognitive dissonance?
This, Abram, is a rally and referendum for membership in a country where rallies and referendums are prohibited.)

Lenny is the most dangerous disease. It is transmitted by living with the patient, communicating with him and even simply observing his lifestyle.
Symptoms: a sting in the apartment, a single pack of pellets in the refrigerator, 2 or more empty cups to the right of the monitor, a dried cactus to the left of the monitor, information distrophy of the file. not be treated.

Medvedus
How to drill the ceiling?

by DAM
The place in the walls will end sooner or later. A neighbor with a perforator.

We have an original car family in the yard.
He has an enormous, bright blue tundra with a bunch of tuning.
She has a glowing, bright pink foil, lined with strastics.
They found each other!

The University. The students entered the audience with the words:

I’m sitting next to the rosette!
No to me!

I thought: what the technical progress has done with us... Earlier the ladies fought for the cavalry, and now - for the roof.

We had a group member - Misha Noskov. We called it, friendly, the Bag of Socks.

I will just leave it here.

From a popular news site:

There has been a rain of fish in Sri Lanka. Video is

Scientists offer to treat HIV with soy sauce

UFO attacks Afghan Taliban

In incitement of war in Syria accused "The Simpsons"

I will soon grow old and die, and Khrushchev and Stepachev are still young and have new babies.

1: Tonight, at two o’clock, the phone started ringing. I shut down the call. He calls back. I throw. They call again. The number is completely unknown. I could not answer, maybe really. I didn't have time to say a word - there a drunk lady begins to order pizza, rolls, in general, shit, and even with such claims, which was not immediately answered to her superiority, does not listen to anything at all, it's got a man to eat pizza and all. I promised the fool everything I could, that I would come now, a gift from the firm, had to turn off the phone. In the morning I watched more than twenty "unaccepted" calls! And a voice message at seven in the morning that it will never ever order a pizza from me again!
2: I was offended. Sitting you understand the pizza is waiting, split already... And now is the time to work!

The most common conversations with customers when making a loan:
Please name your date of birth.
The 83rd
Fully please.
One thousand nine hundred eighty-third!

My mom and I recently went to LeroyMerlin (building hypermarket). There is a logic of the arrangement of the goods inaccessible to the ordinary man, only the chosen can understand; all consultants are dressed equally and stand in the passages with dark and solemn faces. So my mother turned to one of them:
"Dear servant of worship, where are you here?"
I should have seen the counselor’s face. :)

Loneliness is when you learn that condoms have a shelf life.

Fought with his wife.
I thought now in an insult she would go to bed on the couch or not prepare breakfast tomorrow, well or not swallow my things...And she just removed me from friends in VK and added to the blacklist.
I was not prepared for that.)