Why did the girls turn off the lower cameras when they were on the parade?? to

My son 7 years.

“Mom, you remember, you told me that if you catch a donkey for the tail, the tail can break off, but then, definitely, a new one will grow?
I remember.
C - and you didn't say then, it's interesting, but from the tail a new frog can grow?
I – No of course.
C – Are you sure?
I - Yes
C is true, right?
I am exactly. No more accurate.
A: Sorry I’ll have to throw it out.

> There is no comment in the DNA code.

Hi to you! A "Junk genes" – is it then what? Stumped pieces of the old code, maybe even with explanations.

We used to be a wordless herd, but today we are a wordless herd!

I sit in a restaurant. Excellent restaurant, good service. and Dinner. To the next table the administrator approaches, there are two men sitting. He carefully puts the menu on them and says, "It's nice to see our regular visitors again! “Well, Darmoud, how will you feed your obesity today?” A piece of me fell out of my mouth. And they answered him, “What, has there finally been something in your dining room besides smoothies?"Sorry, I forgot to ask, but how did you get put here, not in the backyard, with the courtiers?" “I don’t know, but I’m sorry, it would be better there than in this square.” I listened to it at first, then touched it. It’s a wonderful moment when friends come to work.)

A 9-year-old boy is transferred to a new school. At the interview, he is asked how much he knows about the seasons of the year. The man in his mind thinks and says:
and two.
The director suggests to him:
What if I think?
The guy, thinking, said:
To be honest, I don’t remember anymore.
The director expressively looks at the boy’s mother and sends them to the hallway.
A slightly angry mother asks the boy:
What was that, Dodge?! to
The son replied confidently:
and Mom! I really don’t remember anyone with this except Tchaikovsky and Vivaldi!

by Scuco! Who invented these banners? "Start programming for free!" What else do you do for free?! to

Topic on one auto forum about repairing the damaged car frame in an accident

XXX: Generally, you need to stretch out the frame and a little body (back wing)
The goal is as cheap and quick as possible.

YYY: It is cheap!
Through Y and Through B!

ZZZ: Is it the Russian letter?

YYY: Ye is quite a Russian letter. Yozik, tree, dark night
In this case, a staple is needed.

BBB: A rare mixture of CEP and Grammar Nazi))))

AAA: The Grammar Capp!

xxx (39 years old)
yesterday bought tarhune, tarhune mother is lemonade)))
I need a passport ?

My cat lies as if he is performing a sacred duty by lying there.

The dialogue:

Are you sitting behind the monitor?
Never in my life!
Who is online now?
I am...
Behind the monitor?
Actually before)
and :)

Basically, dear Watson!
>>>>>
>>> and this is the topic that I.H. It really exists, it has an indisputable background.

He was never able to understand on his own, and none of his competent comrades was able to give a clear explanation on the fundamental question:

Celebrating the birth of Christ is always on a fixed date, but the date of death-resurrection is floating. How can you die on a different day every year?
<<<<<
Exclusively in order to guess the Jews the date of death was attached to the Jewish holiday of Passover (Pays). And this date, like any date in the lunar calendar, is floating in relation to the solar.

The case of condom was a year ago. And I wonder why are the Morgi referring to SanPin 2.2.4.548-96? After all, he is just on the side of the freezers) There the Russians on the white are written that the optimal pace is 22-24 degrees. (We are talking about offices with sitting work, of course, and about the summer period) Moreover, the Russians in white are indicated the lower limit of the permissible pace - 21 degrees. I, as one of the furious freezers, assure you that at ~23 I will not freeze! Well, and the morgians, based on their own posts in this barrage, prefer to temp-ru in 17 (!!!) cities. I understand that you have problems with the thermoregulation of the body, and I sympathize. But I don’t understand why you refer to a document that openly confirms your wrongdoing? Did not read?

> You know, the tail is generally a universal thing in this regard.
You go to the caretaker and ask for your pants. In case of refusal, you get a tail.

There is a whole book about this, there is still a hero by the name of Raskolnikov tormented by the question - is he trembling, or does he have the right? He took his tail and decided what he had.

>> when Christ was born was the first year of our era...

Hm By the way, the batch is organized by the RPC, because the calculation ~ fuck with it, but here is the topic that I.H. It really exists, it has an indisputable background.

The effect of an endlessly decreasing pie is when everyone breaks off half of the last piece of piorga left in the kitchen, but does not eat it to avoid washing the plate.

The dialogue:

Who do you love more, my friends or me?
These are different things!
How is it?
What do you like more, a hat or jeans?
It’s different... I convinced you.)
and :)

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Even Vinnie-Puch, having reached the USSR, asked the Rabbit for honey and condensation without bread.

Winnie-Puch was always reluctant to get some strength, especially at eleven o’clock in the morning, because at this time the breakfast had long been over, and the lunch had not yet started. And, of course, he was terribly delighted to see the Rabbit getting cups and plates. And when the Rabbit asked, "What do you smell - honey or condensed milk?" - Puch came so excited that he said, "And the one and the other!"

(From the book "Winnie Pooh and Everything")

Rusoan: Here is a photo of Mercury (a black spot on the left edge of the disk) passing on the backdrop of the Sun
Mikhail: I tried to figure out where Mercury is on the picture and where the dust is on the monitor. by Proter. I immediately saw Mercury. Astronomy is already bringing practical benefits to our world right now.

In Lviv, activists tried to demolish a monument to the Ukrainian writer Tudor.

Lenin’s work is over, and nothing else can be done.