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[ + 117 - ] Comment quote №29815
 10.05.2010
to this:
Do you know that...
The basket can only be copied to the desktop 32 times. Then there is an error.
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You guys, you’re ugly... I’ve gotten 102 before I realized it was a joke :(

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №29814
 10.05.2010
[14:21:10] <Kavashi> people are digrading

[ + 52 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29813
 10.05.2010
The attention! Question to Knowledge.
How many people died in Princeton Plainsborough in all six seasons of House M.D.?

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29812
 10.05.2010
to this:
The glamorous flat-brown girls of 5-6 years, who have achieved nothing, still go to kindergarten. I am 4 and I have already finished 6 classes of school (2 classes per year), learned to speak at 10 months, walk - at 11, immediately entered a kindergarten, finished it in a month. Now I am a prospective sixth grade, not dependent on my parents, I can buy a backpack / notebook / handles myself. Here in the 6th grade there are a bunch of smart girls with big breasts. Fuck the losers!
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Guy, share the grass, I also want to feel like an ordinary student, remember youth...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №29811
 10.05.2010
I slowly lick the plate...It’s wet and smells like food.
The food ended and I smoked :(

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №29810
 10.05.2010
I am sitting in the park now and I see a child running with seeds, and behind him a flock of ragged pigeons. I was so excited to eat chocolate. I hope they don’t eat it. >_<

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №29809
 10.05.2010
About children’s songs:
When I was a little boy, my young dad always asked me to get up on the board and tell a poem about the cock, the golden frog, after which he laughed wildly, here is the text:
“Golden shit, silk shit, oil shit, why do you get up early, don’t you let your mom sleep?”and "

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29808
 10.05.2010
I am a crazy idiot!! to
NN: What is it?
I’m going to have a 3D model today. in which all the details were named by type "hinnushka", "Hinnushka"...it looked so funny...especially connections..."hinnushka parallel to hinnushka (f)"
Tagged: xDDD

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №29807
 10.05.2010
The worst dogs are the pigeons.
They die in the seeds.

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29806
 10.05.2010
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I realized it was time to shave when the girl approached, pulled her hair out of her beard and said, “Trach-tibiodoch!”
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Fuck you didn’t understand! This girl had to be fucked and ticked up!! to

[ + 110 - ] Comment quote №29805
 10.05.2010
I passed by the school and saw a girl (class 1-2) with an angel's face, who listened and sang, no, not to the ranets, but to Tsoi!Thanks to her! Not everything is lost in this country! We have a future!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №29804
 10.05.2010
General online chat game:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I am tired of meeting you every day.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №29803
 10.05.2010
XXX: Played domino on desire with a man. Could I have thought, by guessing to read the verse out loud, that this man knows from the mouth of Mtsiri!? to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №29802
 10.05.2010
and Folly:
I call my mom and I say, where have you been all night?! to
It’s OK, I jump with a parachute.
Tagged with: o_o

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №29801
 10.05.2010
Although funny, I will buy Matiz - pink, glass tinted, and heels hanging. I am standing on the light. The rear will start to signal - and here I go out (by size larger than the car).
Picture "Do not wait".


[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №29800
 10.05.2010
Once that happened, I decided to sign up too:

He was the third son in the family, lived in a communal in Leningrad in the 1960s, until he realized that this could not continue. He began to work, he broke up with his own forces, because the sons of the part-workers had occupied everything for a long time.

At the beginning of the 2000s, he finally took an important position that he had dreamed of all his life. Now I have a lot of money, I live for my pleasure, I hunt tigers, I swim, I ride submarines in bikes, I have a fortune of 142 million. The biggest shower in the world.

Try it and it will work out!

Volodya is 57 years old.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №29799
 10.05.2010
In our city, some joke on a lighthouse pillar from the top to the bottom brought "Chake Norris"
And the next day, into death, a drunk on the crossroads decided to turn well and flew into that pillar.
The car crashed and he remained alive. A pillar of honeys. Even the menta roasted.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29798
 10.05.2010
Conscience does not allow on May 9 to drive a car of German assembly.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №29797
 10.05.2010
My grandfather's friend, Misha, was a frightened but at the same time a lieutenant of artillery.
He commanded this friend with a machine of shelling fire (as it is now called) called "Katyusha". Well or badly commanded, but the machine was running on a scratch properly squinted.
In the summer of 1942, a division was relocated near Stalingrad.
"Katyush", one of the cars on the road banally stunned (autoprom is autoprom that in 1942 that in 2010). They were dug up, repaired, as they could by false means. It was naturally repaid for a successful repair. They pursued theirs. According to the Russian tradition and reliability of the cards naturally lost.
Step, the road is unclear where, and suddenly they see a pillar of dust in the step.
Brake the binoculars to the eyes - a German tank column. Pret - as at home - loudly as at the parade, over the tower loops chollen mouths of frits.
Uncle Misha, whether out of fear, or out of greed after the alcohol - unfolds the car with the front wheels in the square ("Katyusha" weapon is terrible, but the targeting is almost zero, and scratches only with a veil on the squares) and gives a salve with almost a straight clue. They burned the first rows, and there was panic. 8 tanks at the moment.
Well, “Katyusha” under the noise – “feet my feet”...
Did uncle Misha Hero (crew of Glory) and only picked out immediately for a delay from the vacation to the square for 20 minutes (only after the award - well not recorded in the penalty) the person was the square for another day.
Moscow was standing.
It would sound like a fairy tale – but General Paulus really stopped the offensive for a day. Those days, German intelligence searched for the positions of our troops. They could not believe in one.
Katyusha shot himself out of drunken horror.
This resulted in the formation of the Stalingrad militia.
And Uncle Misha ended the war as a captain in Dresden.
He died in the 75th eternal memory of you uncle Micho!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №29796
 10.05.2010
In America, there are roads that have been built but forgot to mark on the map.
In Russia, there are roads that have been marked on the map, but forgot to build.

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