I am sitting at work, reading IT Happens. I burned out. I looked, knocked on my shoulder. Scattered asco and contact.
I come from a supermarket with a transparent bag of corners. It’s hot, I wear my shirt at noon. Going to meet a guy - "Girl, where did you get those legs?". I "In the supermarket, in the meat department".
I guessed after 10 steps why he had such a face :(
Farewell to Skype. I will remember you for free (
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and blue! I adore Russia!
Only our singer in GERMANY from the stage in the live broadcast could say at the end of the performance "THE DAY OF VICTORY!"
We are invincible
A friend gave an announcement: "I will buy 10pcs Siemens A35". I am him:
Why are they to you? OOO
You take them cheaper. In the evening, every pair of socks you dry on the phone, and in the morning, no matter where you are - you can always call for socks, keys, documents...
Logic is strength!
Labyrinth: such a girl with such a breast and is afraid of sex
Labyrinth: Here’s where Murphy got out
and
Discussion in the contact group:
"We are looking at each other"
XX: Look in the mirror
I just looked in the mirror :)
The best series in the morning :D
The library was repaired and the network was cut off. I heard as a librarian on the phone today: "Yes, fucking! We were cut off, the dogs, the internet. It’s not too much to read".
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I accidentally called the boss a member.I hope he will survive...
Lovely Sun (19:49:36 10/05/2011)
We walked through our catacombs.
I found a woman’s bag.
I was almost pleased.
The body was not found.
And in the bag only cosmetics and lubricant for anal sex
We had to meet a man. We call and ask:
Where is our guide?
“Em... You know, he’s already a semiconductor – he’s drunk... He’ll need to be sent to you before he’s a dielectric.
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The fucking! Only in Russia can a trolleybus driver go out at the stop... smoke!
In short, the girl today will be anal virginity deprived writes this:
Tweek: I am a fighter
Chesterfield: Relax
Tweek: I’ll tell him I have worms.
It would be good to have sex in three.
You cannot jump through one level.
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Sitting at a friend’s house means a friend has a cat... And he lives on the 2nd floor, and one of the trees comes out to one of his windows. Clearly the case took beer, snacks and a lazy snack. His cat comes and rubs at his legs, Sanek says – he wants to go out... He takes the cat, opens the balcony and throws her naked. I am in Ahuya, Sanya is calm as a Udaf, as in 10 minutes this cat breaks through the window where we sat at the bus. Sanya leaves the cat in and closes the window.
I want my own now ;)
In the battle between hunger and laziness, the outcome is not obvious.
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xxx: I hate the message "...if nothing helped, contact the system administrator"
Because I am a system administrator. And I don’t even understand why this jerk doesn’t work!!!! to
ENOTTM (15:22) : how do you succeed?
Fidel (15:22) : oh thank you not in p#&^u!
ENOTTM (15:23) : what about the details?
Fidel (15:30) : do you have cyanide potassium no chance?
ENOTTM (15:31) : there is a little, and a tail and soap with a rope! :) bought in his time "Designer Kit"
ENOTTM (15:32) : there was still a set of GIPs, but there was also added col and oak...
ENOTTM (15:33) : but the set of the general contractor was quite expensive... there was uranium 235 - chewing was ))
Do you work as a freelancer or have a journalistic education?
Of course, there is a Dufakov education.)
The Jewish Education :D
Alena (11:51:25 25/04/2011)
Smoke is volatile.
Alena (11:51:33 25/04/2011)
Alexei
Alena (11:51:38 25/04/2011)
Alexei
Alena (11:51:53 25/04/2011)
You are..................*
Alena (11:52:01 25/04/2011)
Drinking less