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[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64032
 10.05.2012
A colleague on the occasion of the ceremonial knives of the assassins says they have no nameless fingers. He compresses his fist - and a knife pops out between the indicator and the little one. In response to the replica:
If you meet a man without a finger, it means either a freezer or an assassin.

[ + 41 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64031
 10.05.2012
Yarobor
I want meat and fucking.
Yarobor
Or the opposite.
Lada
0_o
Yarobor
CHO?
Lada
Fi, how rough it is.
Yarobor
I have eaten the meat of the swine swallowed, and after this meal, you will be well fed!
Yarobor
in the)
Lada
And we will raise the feelings of the exalted and the tender and the lobes of the shy, thin.
Yarobor
Get rid of you, lady! Where do you come from? I burned the whole throat with aerosol nausea, and you did not stop eating from the cough of the decochta! Oh sorry! Only a brutal fucking act is available to us.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64030
 10.05.2012
They begin to rewrite the history of the Second World War.

Fuck the fuck!! by ZANOVA!!! At the foot...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64029
 10.05.2012
Legath: Do you want to see the soul-crossing creative from the author with an alternative-oriented hand position?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64028
 10.05.2012
I bought a gasoline.
222 is cool. The electric?
1111 O_O

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64027
 10.05.2012
Enter in the search "perfect code", on librusec. One of the variants: "the practical magic of modern witches. Rites, rituals and calls"
I suspect it)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64026
 10.05.2012
xxx: how is it?
Okay, I’m reading, I’m waiting for July.
What in July?
Nothing but a good sleep ;)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64025
 10.05.2012
I am afraid of xxx!!I am 12 years old, I am pregnant with anime! What should I do?
I want to give birth :)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64024
 10.05.2012
Often Anton woke up at night, took off his engagement ring and rejoiced in freedom. Then he dressed back, hugged his wife and fell asleep.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64023
 10.05.2012
Today and three kilometers in the city did not drive, as I was stopped four times by the police checking documents and opening the luggage. He felt like a partisan without an outsourcing with a wounded pilot in a carriage under the straw. Long live democracy.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64022
 10.05.2012
Monday is a tough day, especially if it’s Thursday.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64021
 10.05.2012
prepared for work. At the interview the standard procedure - you are asked about work experience, you are asked about working conditions and the organization of the work process.

As a result, we refused with the wording "You know too much of what we don’t know. And you ask questions that we cannot answer because of our ignorance. We are afraid of you"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №64020
 10.05.2012
What is he famous for?
StatusQuo: It was he who invented in our company, after the curtain, to ask the author of the puck: "I hope the shot was empty?"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64019
 10.05.2012
Announcement at the entrance: Dear residents of house No39, we ask you to go to the Saturday for the improvement of the court, which will take place on the 21st of the 10th!
(Next are comments, written with different emphasis, killed the last two)
Everyone is up!
I can only do it on Sunday.
I won’t go, I love fishing.
I have a worm!! to
7 a.m. at the proletariat.

The analogue internet is his mother.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64018
 10.05.2012
Today we have gas. And with you?
OMON: And we have a watermelon. Here is.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64017
 10.05.2012
From the chat. Talk about the 10th Kingdom.
The xxx:
Remember when he took his tail out of his pants and let her touch it?
YYYY :
That’s the tail.
The xxx:
And the father next to the tree was collecting sickness.
YYYY :
Mayakovsky's passport from the pants was obtained - also a perverse?
The xxx:
Mayakovsky passport did not offer to touch others

and c)
See also!

[ + 42 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64016
 10.05.2012
Image VC depicting the SMS correspondence of husband and wife on the iPhone:
Make me tea with melissa.
Make me a coffee with sabziro.
I don’t know what it is... I can make a minette.
The Ideal Wife

I do not agree! The perfect wife should make a coffee, go by and know who Sab-Ziro is!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №64015
 10.05.2012
KiSa> If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.
<Smesh> And if you want to go fast and far, go naked!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №64014
 10.05.2012
Review of the film "Natural Killers"
A great movie about love! I cried for about an hour.
I grew up on it, because of it I sat half a life, but... It’s not a pity, it’s still very pleasant to see it again...
Yyy: Blind is the best review of Natural Born Killers I’ve read. thank you. I will watch the 10th.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №64013
 10.05.2012
It’s time to introduce a new type of captcha: if you don’t understand what’s in the picture, it’s a human being.

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