xxxh: Sorry to interrupt, but I can’t help but say how much I liked this phrase of you – “at the beginning of the twelfth evening.” Not the night, but the evening. The whole way of life is characterized.
Wow, the Bohemian one. I just knew you would understand.

Veronica: Sorry, we do not know Baimi.You are interested in the topic of self-development and leading a healthy lifestyle?
Ivan: A moment, I open a beer and we’ll discuss it with you.

Remember I called you to the bar?
See also: AGA
WOW: How did you go?
Leha joked that he would not drink, because once drunk, and he had a girlfriend, and two he will not bear.
I now have two boys...

I grow grain at home on the window, as if it should already mature, but something is not. I decided to bow down, I encountered in some forum on the question "How much grows the peas". I think, okay, I’m not alone, I’ll find out now. Read the answer: "direct the arrow of the computer mouse to the flower. You will see the inscription with the amount of time left until the full ripening of the peas."
The first thought is NIFIGASSE! Then I realized that I was just back from life...

Kaiske: I go back to the subway, switch the song in the player, the music does not play temporarily, I hear what is happening around. Behind me, a man with a cloth goes, he is like this: "If I was 25, we would have just drank tea with you. But I’m 35, and... let’s go to me". I could not stand it and quietly stood with myself.

*Commentary to some Guf clip*

MiSt!k: Don’t watch this video, the video is dead, the video is damned! After viewing this video, a phone call will be heard and a map voice will say, “You’ll live for seven days!” It’s like a six-hour, just a day longer!"

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Creatively came out
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Online Olympiad in Latin. There is a big crossword in it that needs to be solved. The words are Latin, but each of them has some meaning in Russian. For example, "Fast Man" is a cursor.
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And here is the whole crossword, except for one word.
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Four people struggle over this word for many hours. "Long useless sitting, inaction", 6 letters, third "s"
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And when the strength is not exhausted, a stupid thought comes to my mind. I pick up old records from the PERL biofakovsky course for geneticists (the Nifiga himself is not a programmer, the Doctor of the Future) and write a program that pulls out the words of 6 letters from any text from the "s" in the third position. I enter the program Russian-Latin dictionary, modify the program so that the words are printed with translation and voila - only 1200 versions need to be viewed. 20 minutes and the answer is found.

...to sit with such eggs dryers is impossible - there is nowhere to put your feet))

I came up with a way to deal with such: you need to draw small hairy letters on the seats, in the places of the supposed intercourse. Then the owner of the elephant eggs, spreading the barks, will make the rest of the passengers laugh.

What brought you to me?
The dog, the doctor.

and nnn:
In primary school, a natural science teacher asked our class what process begins in animals in the spring? The class thought, and I decided to be wise. The fact is that we had a cat and I knew exactly what was happening to him in the spring. In general, I raised my hand and answered "Spring tumbling". The teacher asked me how. Well, I clarified: "This is when the cat begins to want a cat very much in the spring. We even once ran into the basement". Only then I learned that the correct answer was "link"

I was at a wedding with friends. The witness is a very strange guy, after registration, still in the ZAGS, everyone is offered to drink champagne and congratulate the young, Tamada asks to try the champagne witness and asks: well, how does it taste? He was not confused and said, “You can drink!” The operator has stopped.

The cry of the soul:

App Store for Android. A program that, at a speed of more than 60 km per hour, begins to sing: “Let us pray to the Lord.” Commentary: It is five! The car does not consume but produces gasoline. The washer sprinkled with holy water. The neighbors greeted me and called me Daddy. The car has stopped stumbling, and on the parking lots next to the car, the grandmother is mistaken and sells crosses and candles!

The name of sister! I need a name!"

I have every 2nd time in the store a wonderful dialogue comes out:
- Give 300 grams of sausage "mycollabs".
How much?
and 300!
Which one?

It is right. Who is in the shops and other shops? A living person will not play such a character, so there is, of course, the NPC. They have a very limited script. The first request does not need to transmit all the parameters, it does not process them, but only establishes a session. Here, further on the script, he clarifies the parameters, there is a need to list the characteristics. I am already accustomed and use non-writing with mutual pleasure.

New neighbors moved to the floor.
Today in the afternoon, I hear knocking and knocking, and when she came out into our corridor, there was a scandal at the entrance. In response to the claims to the constant noise, the new neighbor cried out: “I don’t have a rocket at all, I’m beating, beating all day today, and I can’t even make one rocket!”
I feel that life next to such an unusual unusual thinking person will definitely not be boring for us.

after the 60th from the pocket of the Lord, Pomo-O-Olimsa!! to
– – – – –
AC/DC – Highway to Hell

The best student of mathematics forgets the submitted material immediately after the exam.
Yyy: The main thing is not to miss out, and not to forget the day before.

I am currently watching the old Soviet film "Peters youth". There, briefly speaking, a little boy sitting in sadness and sorrow says, “All of us have sad words now! Crimea, we must fight..."

I think – bl*** and here :)

Who are the fools around?
The classic situation. Two guys were going to meet each other. When they were equal, they said to each other, “Is it to smoke?” Another in response: "I don’t smoke". And every one of them walked his own way, thinking, “Mudak!”

Ukraine can help only one person... But he now has the world championship in hockey and seed :)

Foreign cats and foreign wives look like such stumblers!