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[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113219
 10.05.2015
xxx: People, I changed the oil in the car, and the oil fell on the jeans, what to do how to wash, with the jeans... no "Vanish" helps, how to save the jeans? They are dear, I am very sorry for them.
yyy: pants favorite... I love the cat I can't wash off the oil... it would be better if it was like last time in the city did not go - it is at least washed away easily

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113218
 10.05.2015
I live in Germany. There are a lot of black refugees here. A few days ago I heard how they are officially called here - "strongly pigmented not of German origin" (stark pigmentiert nicht deutsche Abstammung). I’m not a racist, but black or black is much easier)))))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113217
 10.05.2015
The wife, noticing the daughter sitting on the cold floor, with a strict voice:

A pillow under the pop!
D: I do not want.
J: What did I say? A pillow under the pop!

I offer my option:

D: Then put the pop on the pillow.

It worked :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113216
 10.05.2015
Edaniel: I was offended by other children in the camp. I’d rather stay with my grandmother.
zealot 123: my grandmother was beaten by other children, it was the best vacation ever.
Edaniel: Did your grandmother fight without rules at home?
trollthejoy3: I beat my grandmother’s other children. Your name is Dima?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113215
 10.05.2015
Zy) I met my husband once, when he went from work in the assembly combination, and for some reason it didn’t stress me. But tall, shouldery is a real man! And I was walking with the child and we both hanged on the turniket... And at the second meeting he came so beautiful that the spirit captured... Here I would send him then - I't have a great husband...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113214
 10.05.2015
I became a panda with these duties: I sleep, I eat, I sleep, I sleep, once a month I almost fuck.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113213
 10.05.2015
Since vintage came into fashion, you'll know who's just cutting under the retro, and who's really stuck with the brains in the past.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113212
 10.05.2015
Lev Lvovich Lvov from Lvov, I wonder, are you in the world?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113211
 10.05.2015
Someday in the winter, a fattened hat burned on the welder. He is cooking - everyone turned away, we turn - a torch burns on his head, and he doesn't notice. Taking a hat.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №113210
 10.05.2015
It was such...

I remember at a small, ‘thousand’ and ‘blonnetlanpostel’ age, I had a honeymoon of the same age. They spent 24 hours with him: games were played, hiding from mothers, praised by folders. And then I was taken to the village for a year to my grandmother and grandfather, from where I came back quite clearly. I saw that friend - hugged, laughed and rejoiced, it was time and "Hello with how things" to speak.... WEEK - he is Uzbek, I am Russian! I still hide what little ones say in general children, and adults teach them bad things.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113209
 10.05.2015
You know, if my mom was going to teach me, I would be very surprised. None of the parents in our class did lessons. This is the norm of life. What kind of infantilism is this? If a child can’t cope with their lessons ONLY, what do you grow out of them at all? When I entered the institute, I filed papers myself, I went to the exams myself, and then there were literally 2-3 mothers in the vestibule, and their children were ashamed that they were stuck. And now it is the station of one of the worried parents! Nearly every 2 hours the children are taken to the institute, named...Away from the children, right?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113208
 10.05.2015
Return the red with the spinner.
Taste of Orbit, anime channel
Click here for the moderator
by anal

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113207
 10.05.2015
As a child, I went to a camp in Anapa. It would sound beautiful – the sea, the sun, the beach, the fruits... And it turned out to be a tough hardcore. You wake up at 8 in the morning, then with the rest of the squad are taken to charge. Charge on the beach. It is hot, the sand is hot, deep, it is hard to go, you are already all wet, you want to drink. It would seem - this is the salvation, cold water! Here is fucking. You are not allowed into the water, but it is always in sight. Next is charging. A fucking charge! Back on the sand to the camp. The question is, what fucking thing was it to cross the sea? Apparently, we were educated in the strength of will and the fighting spirit. Then the whole camp was taken to collect cherries. They were all poisoned. But it is nothing. I haven’t been charging for two days.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113206
 10.05.2015
What is this "Table"?
Ancient goddess of food.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113205
 10.05.2015
Gleb: The topic reminded me of a dialogue:
I want to write a book, but I can’t.
- try to give concerts to the piano, it is easier, you need to press the black and white keys (they say, the money is good)...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113204
 10.05.2015
Steven Seagal attended a military parade in Moscow.

The main thing is not to let him go to the naval parade.

He can catch the link alone. There were precedents.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113203
 10.05.2015
here here :

Citizens, 70 is a number, not a "digit". 7 and 0 are two numbers. They form a number. The central channels lie to you. I don’t know where to get angry.

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I totally support. They would still be in the airplanes in the sky with the letter "VICTORY" depicted...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №113202
 10.05.2015
About Karelia :

We need to know what time to go, or, they say, there is a very aggressive mosquito.

Bite in the ass through the notebook in the back pocket

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113201
 10.05.2015
People who like to do epilation. Here you will get into a desperate position, and you would have to tear your hair on your ass, and nothing...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113200
 10.05.2015
First comment on the news about the new Tesla batteries for the home:
The house is shattered...

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