Epic fail, it is when in the night before the defense, looking at the fully collected diploma, from the excess of gratitude, you hang the status in contact "Thank you all who made me a diploma", having in friends three of the five members of the commission...

The Doctor 911
Which letter is emphasized in the word "bear"?

Mastad
by "d"

The Doctor 911
Idiot

The Doctor 911
Debbie

The Doctor 911
There are two letters "D"

The Doctor 911
For what exactly?

Karamelka_v: The cousin is fooling. How to leave the dacha, it disappears. Impossible to catch. It matures the idea on the day of departure to put him on a rope. The neighbors, for example, the cat is tied. But not because he leaves, but because he goes to a neighbor who has seven or nine cats and feeds them like pigs. Well, this rope, when he was not rope, went to visit, eaten once almost before resuscitation and now limited in movements.

The governor of the Penza region Vasily Bokharev ordered smoking employees not to be allowed in the ministries and departments of the region.
Those who smoke will not work with me", - emphasized Bochkarev.
And we do not work, the officials reacted.

Status in contact:
Behind the window, gasoline seals and exhausted children's screws. I really want to see it, but I am afraid that my illusions will break with the harsh reality.

XX: Every swirling must know its sixth. The waiters who go to work should understand that the customers should not tame their pronouncements. Either be silent, or change the job where it will be allowed to hide and put it in place.
WOW: Where is that work?! to
zzz: in mail, for example XDDD

I did not encounter anything more sweet than a thunder guard (2.20 in height and a meter in width) sitting at the gate of the universe on a chair and... a wreathing wreath!

I broke a coffee machine yesterday. We called the repairman - he, having repaired, said that we have a very dirty car and we need to clean sometimes. Asked how often he said when this lamp would light up.

by Fuck! We thought it was a power lamp - it has been burning for a year and a half, nobody even paid attention.

Tagged with: "advocate. A wide range of services including magic. It is cheap."

<Lu4ik> Dear, of course I love you more than it passes
<Lu4ik> Tyfu... What does it mean?
Chatt, I was very upset...

Waiting for my turn to get a passport, a young woman aged 30 comes out of the office and with a loud cry and expressive gesture gives out: "Ura, I have never been married!"

Yesterday I sat with friends in the coffee shop, calling the waitress: “Girl, can you?”
Well, one person decided to clean up the situation so that no one would come up with anything: "Well, meanwhile, order".
Blowing out, blowing out, blowing out =D

big_nik90: think like a bag, act like a bag, and you will find a bag)))

<Nicholas Ivanovich> Returned from work, as it is believed: hungry and frightened. Eating hunting tube, the day without lunch was done. Pellets on the boiler. For speed - a little water, share the rest in a pot from a boiled tea. It boiled in the pot. He dropped the pellets. Drawing water from the tea. On the machine there was half a batch of welding. Goal of the butterfly. I went to get...Baaaa! of beauty. The taste too. for the amateur. Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. The Jasmine. Stop the brand.

I went to work today on the bus so happy that in the second shift, I was able to sleep.
Two girls come in. sit at the very beginning, where the places are spread with the back to the movement. They talk, then one gets a bottle out of the bag "Lenor" opens and drinks!!! to
While I was shocked by what happened, the second asks for a bottle and also DRINK!
The bus is in shock.
They came down at one stop with me, the bus was barely leaving, began to roast wildly.
I could not stand it, I came.
There was a yogurt.

Main building of MGU, dormitory, announcement:

Give the cats!
1.5 months, fun playful, taught to go to the toilet, eat solid food. Healthy and very cute! They are in GZ.
Born from the cat from the department of theoretical mechanics and the cat of Linux, so they have the potential of go-go :)
* Phone and name *

Photo of an Extremely Brown Cat

Donor: By the way, on Chinese sites in the comment you can copy random hieroglyphs from other Chinese comments and scare the Chinese.

of Kaluga Obl. The story of my father: one day the men asked my grandfather, say, you and your wife live for half a hundred years and do not argue (in the village everyone knows about everyone). How is it? - You know that the young people at night go to sit-ups, and then accompany the guys under the hand of the girls, walking down the central street. One evening spent - nothing, two - a occasion... and three count the bridegroom. Here I went to accompany one, I went to say something, and she suddenly started to pull her hand out of underneath mine. I didn’t understand, it turns out I was walking straight into the pit on the road, I didn’t turn. She swallowed and put me under the hand again. To the next hole, I went purposefully.
She also cleaned her hand. The next night with another girl I was on the same route. The same picture, scattered the slides. The next night I went with the third. Again in the middle of the road. I approach - she holds me tightly, listens to me and... walked around with me. I just didn’t see the lump. Then I go to the next, deeper. Zero attention to the lump. Since then, we have been walking in a row and not quarrelling, we live in a good way. All the men opened their mouths, and who are older and say that your grandfather did not tell you before how to choose wives. Maybe we would be happier...

The Habra on the Prohibition of Maine Kampf

Moreover, introducing it into the school program is a reliable way to provoke tons of HATE to it :)

The night. We try to sleep. Wife in the 9th month. It conflicts.
I: What are you crazy about?
It is so heavy in the stomach.
I: You won’t believe...