Talking about a game in chat

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Yago: watched YouTube
Yago: I will buy
Daggert: Breaking news: Some Yago from the provincial part of Russia bought YouTube.

You know what I have the most.
Hidden, bold, and incredible fantasy?
She: What is she?
He: I always imagine like you.
You make me...
Guess what
She is: Mmm... borst?

to this:

enotikus: The Metro book is not stuck, so the summers, really a masterpiece, is a terrible depression, I recommend.

GADOST76: Somebody is reading the darkness??? Where is Armageddon? When you need it so much!!! to

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Having seen the name "Metro" in the context of the conversation about books, I assume that it is actually about "Metro 2033", and, on the basis of this, I wonder what was meant in the book "Summer" by Dmitry Glukhovsky, and not a vanilla nonsense about the yobotny and the wardalacs.

With respect, odminchek

lx> encoder glued a cardboard of the same height over the monitor
lx> to lunch on the cardboard added the inscription "this sun took the whole day to shine in the board";
Lx> probably asked a lot

"Sergey Sobyanin and the FSB against the gastarbayters". The title of the new film.
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Like the name of the old film. by Louis de Funes

From the news about the breakthrough of the hot water pipe when pressing:
The place of the accident is enclosed, but passers are not always stopped. Eyewitnesses report that people, taking advantage of the occasion, tried to wash their heads in the fountain - in the apartments of many citizens now because of hydraulic tests there is no hot water.

We have one person, not thinking long, named the office of LLC "APM-MTP".

Everyone decided that this was some sort of clever industrial abbreviation, and in fact this was decrypted "Andrei Petrov Mladić - Maxim Tokarev Pidoras".

(Andrei Petrov and Maxim Tokarev, as it is not difficult to guess - the co-founders of this LLC)

XXX: He has no shortcomings. He is all a great dignity!
YYY: Aha, the man

[21:20:27] <tov.marshal> By the way, my friend bought a 9.2 column and decided to play Svalker on the weekend while no one is home. Within an hour, an armed AK type calls at his door. The mentions have arrived. Neighbors called, the shooting said.

People with a fixed salary are in a hurry.

xxx: I’ve always liked someone who writes descriptions of movies on the poster website. Fortress 6: Sequel to Fortress 5, Prequel to Fortress 7.

A long time ago, in one of the suburban buses, the conductor said a phrase that I still remember:
- Front square, we will pay for the journey again!

You are how?
AK90: Out of the factory.Beauty, sunshine, even the air cleansed. And no goats.
It is Graz!
AK90 is sorry. I just saw two tribes of semi-orcs in the larvae. And those... like there... banks are many.
What kind of banks are in the factory?
AK90: Well these... which aluminum banks throw up and give up afterwards, how to call them)

He retired and went to work as a courier at the largest pizza store in our capital. I’ve been working for two years, but I haven’t seen anything like that yet. I get a pizza and I knock at the door. No reaction any. A few minutes later the client came out: a young man in boots, trousers and metal bracelets. It didn’t stop him from paying and picking up a pizza.

I remembered. Heated in another company in the same department food. And a colleague on the phone, like Serega now, was talking. And the client at that end of the wire said "Yes, we don’t need". And then I got the container cover off and I was swallowed with steam. I shout with the "two-mother fuck" and I begin to shake my hand and continue to mate. The client asks, who is there? The manager changed, it is, says the project manager, unhappy that you refuse. What is the answer "Yes? Is she so worried? Okay, let’s get a standard package then"

xxx: Packing "Under Russia" Europeans learned. In the extreme case, you can write down on them and remind us that Russia is a wild country and you need to pack well. We got to the funny when in the 30x30 box there was a thin ceiling, so peeled in poppy cellophane, that we hardly found it... And so we were delivered all 15 pieces >.<

I just talked to ghosts.
SQL Server performed requests
I went to the task manager and the server was turned off.

Today in the subway to me turned a Russian, sober and pretty nice guy. He made a compliment and an offer, and after refusing he said goodbye.)
Thank you, you made my day!

I am so lazy that the cat has to lick himself in my hand.

A client (K) and a waitress (O), a very attractive girl, in a cafe.

Here is your beer. Do you want beer?
Q: I wish, but I fear you will refuse.
A: There is a beautiful bastard.