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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98664
 31.05.2014
Well, in general, I apologize, but I can’t help but put my five copies on socks with sandals: in the summer came one Swissman – a sixty-year-old teacher of higher mathematics, already retired, well, I see, and he was wearing socks under the sandals. At my surprised look I said with a smile that it is practical - you walk around the city for half a day, then you go to someone for a visit, take off your socks, and your feet are clean)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98663
 31.05.2014
This is a website requiring a mobile number for registration.
XHH: phone number is requested.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: from which fig I should have a cell phone at all asks
yyy: I may have a family of mobile atheists who do not believe in wireless communication.
xxx: *smiley* I will hide this o.o

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98662
 31.05.2014
The century lives, the century learns. I read how a gold stick with a loop at the end removes the bubbles from a glass of champagne!
UUU: Decadents, shit... Per they are also forging holes in cheese?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98661
 31.05.2014
and unreasonable:
This is:

Well, men have such a feature that they do not see dust and dirt in small amounts.


The crazy? Have you been in the army at least once?! to
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Man, do not burn the office!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №98660
 31.05.2014
What is the name of the woman who was a prostitute and married a millionaire?
Yyy: you’ve just described half the Ruby ?
No, not from us.
Yyy: and again Nifga did not clarify))
HHH: I remembered it! and Julia Roberts.! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98659
 31.05.2014
I cannot stand.
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In Russia, the choir is sung soberly only in the church and at a concert, and not always.
– – – – –
You go into the army. They love to sing in choir. In a sober way, yes. Without any special reasons.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98658
 31.05.2014
Comments on the video"Epical Laps of Klitschko"
by Andre
Yes, the neuronal connections specifically curled him.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №98657
 31.05.2014
This is:
and *****:
Shit by Shit :((
after the message "I want you very much" you mistakenly send the husband, not the lover, the main thing is not to write "oh, the window was wrong"
Fuck it :(

You are a prostitute!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98656
 31.05.2014
This is:
This stupid

Any more or less mentally healthy person has the desire to be good in his understanding and to have a positive reputation in significant people around him. Probably your girls are showing you. And the fact that they do not agree to a two-year test drive suggests that you are not so attractive to them to spend so much precious time on you without a guarantee of results. This doesn’t characterize your girls very well and makes you foolish as a person who repeatedly chooses such girls. As I can see, you don’t talk about feelings, you’re your ladies like a cowboy on articles.
You understand and judge. Why are you so surprised by their cynicism?

A young girl. Don’t make people laugh at your kindergarten ideas about life.
________________
The argument is fucking idiomatic.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98655
 31.05.2014
I clogged my lips with scotch.
It became easier to live.
No need to say words
Responsible for them later.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98654
 31.05.2014
From the forum of Moms:
"this is their skiing money to scratch, you are asked to wear a chance tire we really dressed 2-3 times and look at everything yourself everything you have to appear when the baby begins to sit"
The baby will sit!! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98653
 31.05.2014
4PDA discussion of the next gadget:

Look how thin it is, it is convenient for them to cut the pants.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98652
 31.05.2014
xxx: I was a witness to the story, as one girl, parting with a young man, cut off with scissors all his gifts that could be cut, and scattered a flat layer around the apartment. At least she was in one room in pieces. Also why
He met with a cat.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №98651
 31.05.2014
This is [2]
to this:

(from the ad): Bring your cat to us, we will photograph it in the showroom, and you will get a 25% discount.

Only from the fifth time (and after lunch) I did not read this as "in Shaurma"...

Only after the comment was able to read not as written with the error "Shaurme".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98650
 31.05.2014
Should not die!
My mother complained about the saliva. I sat down on Irga’s bush, which was right under the window, and sounded sober. First she it... And then, somewhere in the middle of the fourth of the morning, she took the swab and went out of the house to drive him away - loud, sick, fuck you sleep =) Well, who could think that the slugs can get? )))

Tagged: ahahah

NN: Everything was inspired )))

and NN:
Once upon a time a love song
and the light from the window at night attracted
I want to make people good ears.
But a messenger was expelled from the warm countries.
We are strangers in the north.
The usual weapon of combat.
To be unworthy and unworthy.
Personal feelings in public.
The sleeping people.
And distract our minds from life, business.
Think with your head in the morning.
Bread is worth earning.
Not to jump, but to catch the flies.
And the watchfulness of beautiful songs to sleep!)))))))

(Somewhere from the depth of the space under the table) BRAVO!!! =) is

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98649
 31.05.2014
If you believe the Ukrainian people, all the shelling of the Slavs and the blocks of the militias are carried out by the militias themselves. Question: What is the Ukrainian army doing there, and why does it carry losses, if the militias are only engaged in self-picking?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98648
 31.05.2014
He entered the testator in the insurance without him, by photocopy of the rights (he has all categories open).

Agent: What is his status?
I: forty
Is it age, and age?
I: It is a time!
Agent : O.O

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98647
 31.05.2014
Relax with your socks. You can wear socks under the sandals. But :
A) The socks should not be above the upper belt. Pull it off so that it ends under the strap.
B) on monotonous sandals the looking socks should differ (but at the same time combine well) in color.
If the sandals have contrasting details, the socks should be as close to them as possible.
D) If a hole shines on your finger, you can safely forget all of the above. A hole creates its own ensemble of styles to which these rules do not apply.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №98646
 31.05.2014
News: 40 Kamazs with Chechens to the borders of Ukraine
The comments:
xxx: And how can the Ukrainian border service detect someone in Russia?
YYY: Americans send photos from their satellites.
xxx: well, on the photos (let’s say) you can disassemble that this is a column of kamazs. Where are the Chechens from?
zzz: from the front of the KAMAZ a beard of Chechen shape and North Caucasian color.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98645
 31.05.2014
They do not climb the office staircase - they climb it.

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