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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №7253
 27.06.2008
My mom is a writer, my dad is a candidate of science, and I was born beautiful and broke both.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №7252
 27.06.2008
<sorrow_in_september> just talked to an employee about flashes showing her in a rubber body, and says look throwing her on the floor, she jumps off the floor and flies out precisely into the fortress from the 5th floor, well what can be said she has endured such a fall and was not even a nice one.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №7251
 27.06.2008
Conscience is lost even more often than the wallet, but they suffer much less.

Nick Blue

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7250
 27.06.2008
Speaking of publishers. I am not confident, maybe.

The Bike. But, knowing our system of journalists-publishers work, I am sure that

The Truth.



Thus, one o-o-o-o-o-very well-known newspaper, national scale (no

I’ll call it, I’m afraid to be wrong. There is a contest in the newspaper.

there there. Girls send a photo of themselves, a loved one and a short story about themselves

Yes is. So the situation: the girl Olga writes about herself that she is studying

The composer. Over her photo with large letters of the inscription "It will be Olya

One trouble, in the name confused the first letter...

On the “clave” the letter “b” is close to “o”. But it’s not cimes yet.

of history. Sims is that. The editor checked, lounged with "B", not

I noticed it and sent it to the press. But! Before printing the text should be checked.

The Corrector. And here they sit the corrector, see “It’ll be a fucking composer”... and,

It is fair to argue that the editors are more visible, and for the purity of the punctuation

We have to fight, they make “for” locked up!! to



Out Out

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №7249
 27.06.2008
If you start speaking only what you know, you will soon be told how

You know little.

If you begin to say only what you think, you will soon be told how.

You are wrong thinking.

If you start to say only what they want to hear from them, you will soon

They will tell you how much you know and think correctly.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №7248
 26.06.2008
Sex by qip:

He is:
I lay on my hands and started fucking you.

She is:
I am all wet.

He is:
I slowly pick him up and get up.

She is:
Oh and where!! to

She is:
I have not finished!!!!! to


She is:
Where did he go!!!! to

She is:
A frog stands!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №7247
 26.06.2008
I am :
I found out by chance that I still have a father.

I am :
• Couples

and Dad:
You should be more careful with mistakes.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7246
 26.06.2008
He: If I were the last man in the world, would you marry me?
If it is the last... yes.
He: the base of induction is =) suppose this is true provided that there are n-1 men left on the ground. Prove to n.
He: assuming I’m better than n-1 men, thus the probability that another man will be better than me is 1/kn, where k is some coefficient greater than zero. If we aim n to infinity, then the probability that the next person will be better than me is zero.
Go out for me :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7245
 26.06.2008
Judging by the number of quotes about Hidding and Blane, the second semi-final will be commented by Bocharik.)))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7244
 26.06.2008
What will you do if I leave you? ?
Toilet paper with your photos.
She is Scuco!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7243
 26.06.2008
Summary of admin:

In addition, I can stick fun inscriptions on the boxes and fiber optic cables of competitors, such as: “object under protection”, “carefully contains copper” and so on, which very attracts different kinds of “soldates of luck” in the search for minerals. In general, in the field of piar I special and guaranteed to clear the specified area from the monopoly of the competitor in a couple of months.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7242
 26.06.2008
Forget with your smiley. Because of you I can't find the infos on the flashes xD

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7241
 26.06.2008
In order not to lose Russia in the final today, the national team of Turkey and the national team of Germany will surrender to each other.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7240
 26.06.2008
XXX is
Member of

XXX is
Fuck it is not you.)

XXX is
Damn don’t think anything!

XXX is
I am having fun with the translator.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7239
 26.06.2008
Hos: You just inspired me :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7238
 26.06.2008
I write a note, and there the teacher of psychology and pedagogy shortened the name, well, to get into the cell.
out "Psych and Ped" and signature....scuco, as a diagnosis of O_o

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7237
 26.06.2008
Surfing on TV channels, stumbled on the program of Taxi. I didn’t go any further, but I noticed that a blonde was driving. She has 600 (six hundred!) Glasses and two burned lives. Of the simple questions, she answered only three out of five. Then she couldn’t remember who was singing the theme from Titanic, which, she said, watched 25 times. But it is OK. The question on which she flew out is the most famous literary mango. The answer is Ilya Muromets. The curtain.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №7236
 26.06.2008
K@nOpple (03:09:23)
Greetings
}{omy@k-Calisto (03:10:39)
Are you cannabis?
K@nOpple (03:11:22)
I am such...
}{omy@k-Calisto (03:11:42)
Can I kiss you?
K@nOpple (03:11:59)
One of them?
}{omy@k-Calisto (03:12:34)
I can call the kids ? ?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №7235
 26.06.2008
I so understood at the end of the quotation to add "o_O" - it's like in Herolas at the end of "Par-par-pamp"....

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №7234
 26.06.2008
xxx: Hi, I can't contact anything, can you log in from my account?
YYY: Ok
I’ll give you my password, but don’t enter later without my knowledge.
YYY: Ok
No, I don’t believe you, after you enter, change your password!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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