A short joke full of daily pain for a professional:

by LOGO.doc

Of course, I and my kids (Dad, but why does my aunt have such legs? This is a demon that will eat you if you do not eat it)) try to understand the characteristics of this disease. I’m sorry for you until I joined you.)

You have a family tradition of not raising children.
You were not raised, and yours too.

It would be fair if in the final of the European Championship Wales played against Iceland - only there the real Europeans still remain!

Oh, fucking... In connection with the friend, I remembered the story of ten years ago. I already had a boy haircut at the time and to the fact that I am often confused with a guy from the back, I got used to that moment. Usually it is enough to turn to a man at least halfway to make him realize that I am a woman. The type of face, the type of figure, the chest, the voice... So, I sit in a square on the bench, I don’t touch anyone, in the player I curl. The man fits, talked to him on a completely neutral topic, she didn’t even remember, and suddenly he asks, “Tell me, and why do you paint?” Do you use female spirits? Are you blue? Of these, yes?" I didn’t understand... I didn’t understand at all. Standing up in all my 180 cm, pulling out my 2nd-size chest, - Are you sure I'm a guy? And in response: "Boyfriend, you would wash the cosmetics... Or even to little or no...". Wasn’t that the companion?

GMOs, not GMOs... In fact, in modern realities, the lion’s share of agricultural products has already been modified. The manufacturer has made a choice.
And here is the second moment. In modern realities, the lion’s share of residents of the Russian Federation is poorly able to pay for housing, debts on loans and buy a minimum set of pieces. Because the majority of their income goes stupidly to the sacrifice. It doesn’t matter if this potato is GMO or not. Here you pretend - a pound to take or a couple, but if a couple - then the bread is only half a bunch. Somewhere so.
And getting stuck in expensive stores with the label "GMO-free" can be a tiny percentage of the population, which, in essence, does not affect the question "Do you produce GMOs or not?"

The most funny thing is that the other herb is actually much safer than tobacco.

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It is not funny. It is obvious. It is prohibited (
We’re talking about peters, aren’t we?

This so-called "Friendsman" - is he not from the same "Fashion Patrol", whose representatives on the street came to people about socks with sandals?

Xhx: Well nothing to yourself, why do you call this guy in the comments of Andrew, and me never called so :(
YYY: I don’t even know. You deserve it, Michael. and ;)

The woman’s bag is much larger inside than outside.

After World War II, Theodore von Karman (Hungarian physicist, one of the founders of aerodynamics) gave lectures in Pasadena (California) and Aachen. This great scientist advised several airlines and could fly over the ocean for free on one of the aircrafts of such a campaign.
For an elderly scientist, such trips were sometimes exhausting, but the situation was saved by the fact that in Aachen and in Pasadena von Karman read very similar courses of lectures.
And one day, when he flew to Pasadena, von Karman took the Aachen Context and began his lecture. After some time in the faces of the students, he realized that the material did not reach them, and only then realized that he was reading the lecture in German.
Von Karman addressed the audience:
“Why are you silent?”
After a short pause, one of the students confessed:
“Professor, do not be upset! Whether you speak German or English – it doesn’t matter, we still don’t understand any more.”

There is 1GB of free space in the EU.

The question of washing a child is elementary - until the child learns to wash safely himself.
But at the same time, it is quite permissible to wash and a teenager, if for some reason (sickness, for example), he cannot do it himself. However, the last point applies to the care of any relative, including elderly parents.

Basically educational:
Now I understand why the Maya sacrificed their players, you know, I also want to reintroduce this old, unfortunately forgotten tradition.

Maya sacrificed the winning team. For us, that won’t help.

My mother, when I came to the sanatorium, asked her to be placed with a woman who is snoring, because her mother is also snoring. And then she asked the woman:"Will we go forth?"And she agreed-"Will we go forth".
As a result, they spent their holidays friendly, without grievances and silences.

Kkk: I went to the page of a friend to check if he is true today.
and he has sp - "in active search", olololololo
ppp: pissed, pissed
ppp: he is in a very, very passive search
PPP: But there is no such status.
ppp: its activity is negative, not zero
ppp: on his forehead is written "I can and nothing so, but specifically look so that you do not just not pay attention to me, but in general fuck in horror".

Would you like to know where to eat on board the ferry? The SPB-Helsinki ferry I didn’t buy dinner (expensive), and I can’t take food with me on the ferry.
Spinning... what to catch on your ear...

Borrow 20698 and 20695, you are both beautiful! I don’t know which of you will be awarded the first prize for fat!

Modification is simply the removal of breeds.
I don't know who there is a potato with the eyes of the croup -
Did you eat strawberries? This is a former landlord.

Every life process is a constant modification, so the world is arranged.
If it is a black grain,
Even a shepherd, even a chihuahua, even a livestock.

X86: Gifted to the mother-in-law Lumi. There was Windows 8. She suffered, suffered, suffered and suffered. In the end, I had to sell Lumia and buy her Samsung on Android. I am happy, everything works.

Victor Antonov: And I would rather leave Lumiya. Moreover, everything went so well – suffered, cared ))

You don’t know how to take care of regular guests. You need to immediately give a 50% discount and more birthday gifts, and more promotions. I had a fitness club near the house, so they did, cool guys!
What is a fitness club?
No matter, they are already broken.