Morpheus
If Pi wants to know, it’s kids! Three, fourteen, fifteen, nine, two and six, and you should know if we ask you, what then fucking five, three, five, eight, nine, eight!!!! to

The number Pi is up to 11 signs!!!!!)))

No one is as accurate as one who breaks the last centimeters of toilet paper from a cardboard cylinder!
A.G

I came to the lab, poorly prepared. I show a companion on a measuring device on the stand. I ask what it is and what it measures. He does not think and answers "A, it is a hum*meter of some". The voice of the lecturer from behind the back "Now I’m wondering what it measures".

XXX: Lan, with us and Vital by 4000
xxx: by 400
XXX: The Blade
XXX: I barely hit the grandmother.

I ordered a striptease at DR.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
XX: As far as I know of physiology, this question is inappropriate! Of course, with the shit!

The Alcohol Marketplace
Actors: two professional consultants (K) and a respectable uncle (D)
D: Shake up, do you have a cognac "Nepissucha"?
What kind of cognac?? to
D: Well, not written, everyone knows him.
Q: We’ve been working for more than 4 years and have never heard of it.
D: He is there!! to
And get a bottle out of the stand "Hennessy XO"
c) Flamberg

Melvin
How to translate Assassin
Weyland
I don't know what you know about it, but my dictionary on the phone translated it as "Spring"

MALIFKA: And that is interesting!! IF ACTIMEL adds protection, what prevents an attack?
Webstream_aQva : WODKA!!!! to

At the box office in the store saw hanging breath refresher "AntiGaiishnik", a large item on the banner is written "Fresh kisses"... all of course in life happens, but such caution producers have not yet met)))

[SY-KAR-NO] (00:38:26 2/06/2008)
She: answer me, just honestly, yes or no, okay?
He asks
Why do men laugh at blondes?
He is: Yes

Bad Girl (00:38:45 2/06/2008)
mmm

Bad Girl (00:38:49 2/06/2008)
What a joke?

Issured (18:08:04 31/05/2008)
Don’t tell him he’s a zoophile.

Yellow (18:08:17 31/05/2008)
Do you know why his neck is sick?

About the actions of moderators: The channel is prohibited x@йня. X@nyu from not x@nyu the administration of the channel determines the eye.

was married. I went on a wedding trip to Paris with my wife. We sit in a cafe near the Arc de Triomphe and read Bash together. Tell me, is it normal? O.O

Ukraine is filing a lawsuit against Russia in order to challenge the victory of Bilan... all, shame, nuclear war... who wrote there in the abyss what from the jumping piddle will begin the apocalypse?

I saw the inscription: We sell MP3, soft games at licensed prices...
The pirates wasted?? to

The Americans shock me with their intelligence when a super-mega-smart hearing shoots at the monitor to stop file transmission or disc recording.

About girls

In general, there are a few of them, for different occasions in life...and now I think that’s what I need. Long relationships, it's cool, of course, but it's like platinum, which you built and then finish in places of gaps, but it's worth you fuck a couple of such bits as it collapses in front of you, and you're standing like a hanging bobber and quietly cuddling.

Condoms "Sin" for sex with ugly women. Kill the unclean puppy!

-=@reS=-: Naive Europeans think that once they have given Bilan the first place, he will not come to them again!

I knew you could expect everything from guys, but the phrase
Let’s break up, my dad told me I don’t love you"
I was just buried there.