Marriage is the worst war in which you have to sleep with your enemy in the same cave.

My friend married a Canadian woman and left there safely. They met through their grandparents, veterans. Alexei Semenovich Komarov and Roy
McKinnon was driven by aircraft from Canada to the USSR. My friend, also Mosquito Alexey, like my grandfather.
He had a Russian-Canadian child and when the time came,
Alexis did not exercise his right to attend the birth. Clock after four came to see the newly invented heir of Komarov.
The wife has already informed the hospital administration that the boy's surname is his father, and the name - let it be from his grandfather: Roy Komarov.

The Ministry of Taxes and Duties has confirmed that the Russian mayors and heads of the Ministry of Internal Affairs were unconscious alphons.

XXX is terrible!
YYY: What is that? and :)
xxx: I bought columns with a subwoofer for five thousand and while putting them on the closet one fell and it broke.
YYY: I sympathize
XXX: But that wasn’t terrible. The shock came when I saw what they were made of.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: From the gips. From the hippocarton, fucking!!! 1
I will never forgive these shitters.

Did you know that if you put a dangerous shave under the pyramid-tetraether, oriented at angles strictly on the sides of the light, then the shave after some time will start to shave better?
.Elvis.> under the tetrahedron is generally good. Even better than heroin.

X: Why are you having fun?
YYY: World Cup of Football
XXXX: The Russian Federation
XXX is not interesting
yyy: I am interested in men's, tough, literate, interesting football
No, not a disabled sport.

Did you watch the Prince of Persia?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY And you?
YYY: is it worth?
XXX I am not complaining.
The movie is fucking.

Kopanda: UHAHAHAHAHA I went out to smoke, the sun is shining, the mood is good, and the car is standing with tinted glasses, I approach and let the roze shrink, 2 minutes shrunk and then watched - and the driver is sitting!!!! to

Olko: I stand considering the picture of Subaran "The Holy Apostle Andrew",beside a mother with a little son, aged 13, on whose face is written a complete denial of belonging to the beautiful, it is immediately visible that he came on my mother's command))
Mom-" See, this is the Apostle Andrew.. well remember from the shore fished the apostle Andrew, and the Saviour walked on the water..parapapa mem..understood who this is?"

In the car, two girls...
It is forever like summer, so I have health problems! The gums hurt, you need to go to check the sexual arousal!
2 of whom?O O O O
1st of the roof! * quietly adding * though, and the mouth will not hinder to check...

by Savoia

X: Is the game of basketball still in force?
Y: Yes, at 7:30, you’re in the car, maybe we’ll meet somewhere?
X: Tell me where?
Y: Well I’m uncomfortable to strain you, where are you better off?
X: You will not stress me in any way.
y: then like a stick was at 19:15 at my entrance, with a bottle of Perrier (cooled), a group of support (two sympathetic girls - one blonde and a brunette), lunch pack, crosses, a towel and a good mood.
Not a tension?
Q: What if Perrier is warm?
Y:))))))))))))

On the way from work to the subway I pass by the garages.
A man in one of them who makes a green moscovite day. The first day I go. The second is doing. The third Idu - instead of the moscovite in the same garage - a pulled line.
On the fourth day, his garage had an alaia bacha and a sports motif.
I go and think on a full machine: "Here is a man with gold hands. In four days from Moscow Baha made. There are also details on the motif".
In less than five minutes I arrived...

My grandmother is 75 years old. My neighbor in the corner of the garden near the fence grows hemp. In autumn we harvest the harvest: we feed the cow with seed to raise the cattle, and from the seeds we make peaches and we wrap them late in the evening so that the grandchildren do not notice. It was delicious..."

The GIBD website

18 May 2010
The FZP has reduced the number of deaths in traffic accidents by a quarter.

Commentary
Nicromants everywhere and in the MSU and in the GIBDD Magi rule the world

XX: By the way, Mishina’s wife is not beautiful either, but I found something in her. I suppose you are smart)
You are not far from the truth. She is the author of the book Practical Guide to Sex in Three) She has a lot of work. And they have something to talk about, of course.)
Sex for three! The world grandmother!! to

One of my acquaintances murdered a horror lover:
What about Coney Sweet?
Thank you, the water is fine, I wash it myself.

Customers opened a supermarket, put the Strich-Print labelling complex, brought an aquarium with live fish - the question is how to hang it. The fish on the scales trembles and there is no fixation of weight from this. How is this problem solved? This is my first time in a small town with this problem.

This is a question to the veterinarian.

IamAlexy: well, yes... it is clear that this is a problem 1Dream - because it is clear that it does not work stitching for fish.. let 1Dream and correct...

xxx and we have the first tooth came out to crawl on the four and to get up himself has already begun

A tooth mute?O_O

Ksiu
I was flying in the airplane yesterday, and the stewardess said that the main lighting would turn off during the landing. Well, the light goes out, the landing begins, and then the pilot confused the microphone in the salon with the microphone to the stewardesses, and says to the entire plane: "NU WHAT, PREPARATED?" all so crazy)))

XXX: I am
Yyy: Dear passengers, the steam truck from Romashkovo asks you to hurry!
XXX is out!(They are :