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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114499
 07.06.2015
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According to the law, during an eight-hour working day, the temperature of the air in the office room should be 23-25 ° C in the warm season and 22-24 ° C in the cold (at relative humidity of 40-60%). A deviation from the norm is allowed only at 1-2 ° C. The permissible fluctuation of temperature during the working day is no more than 3-4 ° C. In total, if the temperature (23-2-4=17, 25+2+4=31) is between 17 and 31 degrees - you steep your tongue in your ass and squeeze.
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2 for mathematics and 2 for logic.
23-2=21 and 25+2=27 27-23=4 is a fluctuation of 4 degrees.
So I want to include this and ask"yes how you live...without brains"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №114498
 07.06.2015
The Finger! Oh, at 50 women we are distinguished by envious health and beauty. And here are those, the Baguard, the grandmothers and the 60 beautiful women. So, tell me, what did you do to keep your wife beautiful? Purchased in a fitness center? No is? Is it expensive? Did you provide her with a standard of living that allows her to work half-time so that she can have time for herself? I bought her a car so that she didn't pull her bags and carried the children on the bicycles? Has your home been equipped with high-end household equipment? twice a year sent to a good sanatorium for a full tour of 21 days? And yet again "no" And now look at yourself at 50 years: puffiness, baldness, erectile dysfunction, radiculitis, obliterating endarteritis...and in all your disgrace is also the fault of the wife, because she is cheated "and you have more on her "not worth"...and the thinking of a 20-year-old baby, to whom the breasts are more important than a living soul...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114497
 07.06.2015
Nobody hides anything especially. Just because “why do you pretend to hide something, if to explain how things really are, any wise person will need at least six paragraphs. And six paragraphs no one in the modern world will read without forgetting the beginning and switching to something else. No need to hide. It is not enough to go into detail".

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114496
 07.06.2015
Moving on a horse with a wind - ancient Russian air conditioner))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №114495
 07.06.2015
I went to the car shop. Immediately three men set up behind me, and they are about to start biking. I am quick:
Air filter 138, oil 110, oil 4-40 and washing!
The seller gave me the package and I turned around. Two men in a stupor, the third opened the door with a tribute to me. It is nice, ch. I studied this all morning on the notebook!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №114494
 07.06.2015
I was advised, by the way, with the cat - so he also cuddles...
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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114493
 07.06.2015
Our Tanya cries loudly, dropped the Windows patch.
Don’t cry, it’s a virus, not a patch.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114492
 07.06.2015
I need to remember it.)
Name of the stop "Cinema Satellite", located on street. Zhukovsky changed to the Temple of Yerevan.
Changed Satellite to Temple)

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114491
 07.06.2015
They were taught to read (voiced and about themselves, not by slogans), write and count (including in a column) even before school.

In 1st grade, the entire diary was written with comments such as: “I did not follow!” because when reading about myself, he went a couple of pages ahead, while the rest read in slanges per hour on a teaspoon. And when I resolved the task through multiplication, I received a note that "This has not yet passed".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114490
 07.06.2015
After a pair on parasitology, the whole group of us, the Yoon Biolugs, was regularly sitting in some stupor. Horrible is. to live. I’ve done it all the time, but not everybody. xD

Well, and why, at all, it was to write. People, don’t think about reading anything about parasitology. Better read pat. anatomy,I especially recommend those who suffer from complexes in their appearance. You will understand how perfect you are and how lucky you were to be born like that, because everything could have been quite different...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114489
 07.06.2015
If most of the water is absorbed by the body from the intestines, is it possible to make a enema to quench thirst as soon as possible?
YYY: It can be. But physiotherapy through the vein is even faster.
zzz: If you can get to the small intestine, then yes. From the rectum absorbs slightly.
AAA: It is cruel
bbb: Does the enema not penetrate the rectum further? And the water is absorbed, as far as I remember, just in the thick intestine.
ccc: The water will be poured through the mouth.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114488
 07.06.2015
(The talk on the forum flows into the discussion of culinary addictions... don’t believe it, and it happens!)

Aaa: It was in this part of the branch that the discussion turned out to be correct and constructive!!!)

BBB: Nothing for yourself, correct! I only had to confess my dislike for seafood, as I was called a perverse! We ichthyophobes demand equal rights with ichthyophiles. Fish restaurants insult our feelings. Sushi bars are bullying us. Hopefully we’ll be on the Ichthyophobic parade soon!
and FISH! But the siphon! Beef and Chicken Forever!

Ccc: Fish restaurants are running! There should be more. Why is there no fast food fish network? There is beef, there is chicken, but there is no fish. of discrimination!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №114487
 07.06.2015
An old Soviet film, the title is forgotten, but the quote turns in the head.

“In an honest battle anyone will defeat me,” said Kashya, “you will defeat me in an unfair battle.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114486
 07.06.2015
And just how without air conditioners people worked before their mass appearance and did not die? A lot of people still work without them.)

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How bad it is! I still remember how many years ago in the summer, at night, I slipped on the floor, then I wrapped myself in a wet floor, then the winding fan turned on. And in the nursery, where, by default, my aunt is afraid of the little wind, I walked through the department at night, because I could not sleep. And if I had to work in an office without air conditioning, I would run away from there, crawling my buttons.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114485
 07.06.2015
You can find out all the shortcomings of the previous model by reading the advertisement of the next one.
Bakutkin

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №114484
 07.06.2015
At one of the meetings, academician Zeldovich was asked to speak on the philosophical theme "On form and content". Zeldovich confined himself to one phrase: “Forms must be such that they are wanted to be taken for content.”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №114483
 07.06.2015
Ukrainians have a legend that under one of the monuments to Lenin is a visa-free portal to Europe.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114482
 07.06.2015
How much progress has been made in contextual advertising! Yesterday googled all kinds of wallpapers, today found in the mailbox spam "repair under the key". In the iron mailbox. The paper spam.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114481
 07.06.2015
Discussion of the article on the website of medical news:

Anesthesia is poison! It is time to get rid of this barbaric practice. Only our doctors can still not do without her operation. Or do not want?
Doctors, it doesn’t matter. Patients do not want to,

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114480
 07.06.2015
Those who say that the use of nuclear weapons is safe enough are the same people who say ‘what’s in the refrigerator?’

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