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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №6323
 03.06.2008
Fate can only be escaped by zigzags of luck.

Nick Blue

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6322
 03.06.2008
The “fall of morals.”

I went to the metro today from work. 21:00 on Saturday. I am so naked.

work :() In the car a few people, sitting in front of me an intelligent

My uncle, a 65-year-old professor, is reading the newspaper. In this

at the moment in the car enter 2 punk, wrapped in the hole, splashing on the backpacks,

They turn to the unopened door and look. I sit straight.

at the extreme place next to them, from the edge to the seat. After some time

The boys get bored and one suggests: let’s read the book.

Memory, and who does not remember the vodka puts today (what next??). The second,

Please give it. What will we read? My Uncle the Most Honest

Rules... the second next batch. The first next. No once

You have fallen!! Coupettes 8 passed, I go out, the professor looks at them.

Surprised and says: Pushkin is specifically burning!!! I was in Ah.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6321
 03.06.2008
Historical parallels

1981 year

1st Prince Charles is married

2nd Liverpool won the Champions Cup

Three Ali Agzha shot the Pope

2005 year

1st Prince Charles is married again.

2nd Liverpool won the Champions League

4 is Pope of Rome died

If Charles thinks he’ll get married again, Liverpool will.

Winner of the Champions League... someone, warn the Dad!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6320
 03.06.2008
Svetik: Things are okay. I checked my son’s diary. I found a record in front of the subject "literature": 3 - (three with a minus, I understood), and at the bottom it is attributed: "Acrobat Rider and then - with a greater expression reads Pasternak than your son - Pushkin." Tomorrow I’ll go fighting with that fool.
Paramonov: ))))))))
Svetik: You don’t know who Acrobat Rider is, I hear about him for the first time?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6319
 03.06.2008
What do you create?
XXX: I write
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I have not tried so yet.
XXX: The Diploma

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6318
 03.06.2008
Remove the usual framework. You can kiss not only in the lips, but also in the eyes, forehead, nose, neck, hips, shoulders, chest, hands, stomach and other interesting places.

After this quote, I don’t eat at night, I don’t sleep during the day!!! Tell me, what is Utah?? to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6317
 03.06.2008
Yesterday I was alerted by the appearance of the road sign "unilateral traffic" when entering the cemetery...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6316
 03.06.2008
You really understand that a man trusts you when he doesn’t think it is inappropriate to go away with you.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6315
 03.06.2008
kim-ohara (13:26:41 31/05/2008)
Do you throw eggs in cold or hot water?
Warranty (13:26:55 31/05/2008)
Eggs are fried gently first.
kim-ohara (13:27:01 31/05/2008)
by Fuck!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №6314
 03.06.2008
SSS: Thanks to the internet now many do not know that the pestun is not a liar, but an educator.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6313
 02.06.2008
Tagged: Priva
Tag: hearing
HH: You forgive me.
HH: But I’m busy
yyyy :))
YYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6312
 02.06.2008
He is here. The ancestors were asleep. And I sit down and think about drinking vodka or not.
It is: 1 - what you think is good as the work of the brain; 2 - what you think about vodka is bad, because it is not worth it; 3 - then. That in one sentence you use the words of vodka and not-it is encouraging; 4 - while I wrote all this, you already drank vodka - it is the truth of life.
He is a prophet, a prophet.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6311
 02.06.2008
So it turned out that we have already finished and we are waiting for him in the car, and one of us "obtains" the last. time strikes, two strikes, three strikes... I climb to him, he fights with the evil system of the left processes in the task manager is not left, pings run, the sites do not go, p2p does not work, hidden folders are not displayed despite all the effort, the opera does not work, etc. they both tried to understand what it was about.
Norton Internet Security honestly performed its duties: fiercely protected the Internet from this computer.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6310
 02.06.2008
The Pipet! I don’t understand the girls.
She: I want you to just embrace me and say everything will be fine.
I: I embrace you, everything will be fine, mother.
She: “It pushes me away” All these are just words, I don’t need it! You know, not that!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №6309
 02.06.2008
Aftar wall nearby... Remember this when you’re sending a quote to the tower!!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6308
 02.06.2008
today on the Michurinsky I cross the road... light up at the pedestrians green, well, and the remains of the cars is rushing, well, I naughty make a step forward and right in front of me stops nine and her ass crashes a mini motic, a man from nine hits out begins to cover me with a matte, I send him to a cock and say that I am sewn on the green, he slightly thinking begins to scream on the motorcyclist, he shows him that there are no injuries scream =) I have already gone to the breeze =)
P.S. I doubt that the driver of the ninth reads the BASH, but I think that the driver of the Mokika may well be his reader... the driver of the Mokika apologize =)))))

Fuck, I broke the rib.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6307
 02.06.2008
Valerian tablets are packed in pots, apparently, to increase sales: wanted to get one, spilled everything, became angry and ate the rest :-D

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6306
 02.06.2008
Dear Stepan Anatolyevich!!! I met a girl here recently, almost agreed to go to rest together. Suddenly she disappeared from the ass. I looked at her data yesterday, and there...
Friend, your number is stolen, return will cost only 150 WMR.
Address to Stepan Anatolyevich - icq 872890"
Stephan Anatolyevich, I sincerely wish you to be stolen from your car, bicycle, moped, motorcycle or whatever you drive there. Suca, you, Stepan Anatolyevich

To the top and the number of Stepan Modolyevich (872890) to be distributed!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №6305
 02.06.2008
But only the administrators of the Russian basch could think of playing in the competition what can be downloaded.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №6304
 02.06.2008
Log from ASI:

You were added.
She is: Hi What are you fascinated?
I like to bring people home...
Not all along, of course.
He who looked...
She: What do you do with them?
He: I’m showing them an interesting room.
She: Oh, what is the room?
There is a picture on the wall.
He: And when they don’t look at her, I
He: I steal from behind with a big teasac and a ruble to feed their fucking tower!!!!!!!! 1
He: Come to me, we will have a great fun, I have a place for you.
In the refrigerator
he: next to those who also tried to get to know me through the aska!!! to

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