How to teach a cat to go to the toilet instead of towels?
YYY: Put the shoes in the toilet
xxx :D

For a woman, a man is like a cake: somebody likes with cabbage, and somebody with eggs.

222 of Ag. and preference with each year more and more towards cabbage

222: from the cabbage breasts grow

222: most recently silicone

<Gastreet> In our factory everything is done through the ass.
<Gastreet> Recently forced to make "quality index board"
<Gastreet> so and that fucking curly hanged

With "Google Questions"

What happens if you eat cancer?
Pimezone – Why do doctors not pay their salaries at all?

A: Fuck, I cut it wrong: this part had to be left, and that part had to be cut.
B: It is pleasant that we are designers, not surgeons

Yesterday I met with Olga we do the transition at the station... we are already amused... we see the picture that the guy got into the epicenter... push him, the poor, everyone who goes from the escalator, to the escalator, passengers from the right car and from the left... when we approach him the crowd has already dissipated and he goes away... Olga not long thinking stretches her hand and slightly clicks on him on the magazine. The guy in shock turns... Olga: "Well you don’t care... and I’m happy" ))))))))))) fucking... barely escaped

Popov stole the radio from the gods and gave it to the people

Fuck, I don’t want to have sex with a breeze.
and so on. ? ?
Avanugug: bet with oil on sex - who plays in the movie. She says that she had seen the harlam bulldog, a hundred pounds.
And this is Dale Damon.

XXX: How about to burn? The bathroom and so on ;)
What are the sun baths?? to
xxx: nuu... such... baths... sunny... from boiling helium

Are you going to work in the summer?
I: I told you... yes.
Mom: So where is it?
I am in Morocco ?
Mom: This art school really brought you... Well nothing... you’ll be drawing naturally, especially, they don’t move...=)

Do you play happiness somewhere?
-Hello, yes in the tech, there is a super graphics slide, gameplay is unique, system requirements are nowhere below, and a super event is going: session! I decided to participate - the prizes are great! Six months of free play!! I’m going to get the Quest Item!
Session: The session has begun...

<chelovek> you can hear
<Sir> :D
<Serge> the fox
<Serge> I just got up
<chelovek> :D

I recently realized that I haven’t grown up enough yet.
I watched South Park tonight.
And when my mom came into the room, I switched the channel.

Aunt:...with me in the hospital was a woman, so she in the school in Soviet times received a pioneering task to make a wall of Russian writers of classics, and in the store they did not find... So she asked Brejnev to buy them... Imagine when the response from the Kremlin came, as the director and teachers wrote in circles - they made a rainbow!!! To kill her was ready, but to touch can not because in the letter was thank you for the good education of the schoolgirl!!! to

We have in our university a practitioner with the name Veselka. So, one day comes to him for the exam (he knows physics by the way) student Grustilka. The teacher asks him for a note, looks at his surname and says, "With this name you came to give me physics?" Yes, this is a bit of courage". He drives the student out of the audience.
The case was real and it was no fiction.
A, it was in the MGT "Stankin".

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The Treasure

An optimistic story about a fat, miserable, illiterate, born a dawn and re-pregnant from her own father, an AIDS-affected black schoolgirl.

The writer is definitely optimistic!

I: My car is the fifth safest in the world, five cushions.
I have two icons.

>> Dutch Dutch
The electric guitar in Roma is which company?

>> and Fraet
Jackson is

>>Fraet
Well, like Michael, only in the tree

>>Fraet
Michael is also in the tree.

The stove in the refrigerator was invented not to prevent the rise of the temperature, but to burn the person who eats the stove at night.

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