I thought the princess and the cacao were violins.
YYY: A shooting rainbow
In the house, there is a unicorn. With a pink elephant.
When she goes to bed, the birds bring her a blanket.
YYY: And she lies in such a dream and...
XXX: The Rainbow

XXX: Google calendar =)) he will survive all. In the future, when you enter the chrome - he will be able to show your grandchildren the story of finding their grandfather, probably.
YYY: Fuck, and how to clean it?)))

Here, here and here.
Through the letter "Z" this word is written!!! Just like Yayajazzzi, only here!

Greek
The wife bitten her husband. Now she is also a wife.
taerinn
The GG 😉
taerinn
A husband bites his wife. My wife is also a goat.

The neighbor in the room dropped the phone under the bed.
After a few minutes, a delicious snoring came from there.
XXX: The Session

A Catholic priest, pedophile and rapist entered the bar.
He ordered beer.

Salute to the people.
[20:50:28] Vitaly : ^) who is here?
[20:50:55] Let them beat on them, they are silent fools.
[20:51:12] Vitaly: Okay master, what will the teams be?
[20:51:22] Vitali: Go to sleep
[20:51:33] Vitaly: I listen to everyone so far

Can you put a snare in your ear?
and Nahua?
To distract your attention from your terrible fuck!

The year 2020. Tests for EEG:
Give the correct answer to the question "Do you not sleep?":
A: I don’t sleep
b) I am not sleeping
C is sleeping.

He: Oh, this is how you visited me - in the kitchen immediately became so light! How did you it?
She opened the curtains, an idiot.

in the topic of ignorance, which tells about ladies, diplomas, courses, etc.

Today I was sitting in the houses of the five students of the Piarists. When the girl asked “What is the yellow press?” she replied, “This is when the pages of the newspapers are old and yellowed.”

How is it??? How?? to

Epic Fail is. Today to us at the enterprise, which is outside the city, specialists of one company went to install GPS on our vehicle. They were lost on the way...

Previously, there were problems with finding the controller, now there are wireless mice.

The bowed head does not always belong to the slave. Per a man is looking for an answer.

A distant relative told a story from Soviet times.
Close to Sushi. The director is a clever person, from time to time equipped for employees a bus to Moscow - for shopping. Who lived then knows. Driving in such cases was usually the director's driver.
One day the driver got sick. Instead, the driver was sent from the carrier - he had the rights of the required category, in the army received, it is unclear how and why. He only travelled all his life on the fields and farms, and went to the city a couple of times. He felt very insecure driving, was very nervous, feared everything around and did not notice much. They went straight to Moscow. Then it went worse. Twice driving on the red and barely having an accident with victims, the driver fell into a stupor. He got in the car and just looked straight. We would have travelled all over Moscow if there were a straight road. But it didn’t happen, I had to go somewhere. Meaningful turns in the right direction were not available to the driver, curved together with the flow. Wherever he is, there he is. In short, I was lost.
To stop and look at it is not possible. You can’t drive to the side, you can’t see who’s driving to the right. Don’t turn your head to look in the mirror – your neck is rusted. The people were nervous. Standing up at another light. The driver gathered his will in his fist, hardly looking to the right. There is a taxi in the neighborhood. The driver opened the passenger door and said to the man sitting next to him:
Ask the taxi driver where we are going.
The man went out, as said, to the street, approached the yellow "Volga" and knocked on the window. The driver dropped the glass and looked unhappy at the man.
“Comrade,” said the man, “and where are we going?
The taxi driver was surprised. He answered almost politely:
Fuck you know where you are going!
“Thank you, comrade,” said the man and went back into the bus. He doesn’t know, maybe not local.

I brought home a hamster in a cage. This is how my cat got a TV.

Sadist is fucking. I have a system with blue lighting, dumb insects come to light and they are grinded by a cooler, every night I hear someone rubbing there =)

The night. The heat. All windows are open. Why did this mosquito bite me in an egg?? to

I’ve seen hundreds of movies in my life, but for 10 years I’ve been tormented by one question. But in the first part of the "Alien" they needed a cat, for which they were all eaten?! to

She is Moore!
See also: Moore
She: You struck me so well yesterday! and [
He is :-*
Even the cat is calm.