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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №6303
 02.06.2008
Fuck, I laughed at quotes about how Russia started the winning series, Euro, Hockey, Eurovision – it was funny.
But when I learned today - that Kazan became the capital of the 2013 universiade - it became really scary. It seems that Medvedev has an artifact.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6302
 02.06.2008
Hi, how about the exam? and :)
She: Listen, I didn't even give up... you won't believe, although not - it is you who will believe - you know me - don't laugh very much - you will fall from the chair!!!Sorry, I didn’t prepare for that exam – I confused.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6301
 02.06.2008
or where)
Do you know how to talk about other topics?
sgz: Unfortunately yes
For example, let’s talk about dual-core processors.
sgz: Oh yes
Or, you won’t think of anything.
sgz: The processors finally started to resemble breasts! 2 of them ;)
Or: Although I was very wrong.
Or the tea! It is impossible to drink tea.
sgz: I quote:
The SGZ:
"Oh, I want to go, I want to go,
Tea and Tea."
D-A-A-A-A: You are not easy
Ili: the perfect thing is a white cubic meter per meter per meter.
sgz: There is probably very uncomfortable to fuck: tight
or: wall

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6300
 02.06.2008
Ptizz: Did you know that the inventor of the guillotine was the third person to be executed on it?
Olgashik: O_O and for what?
Ptizz:...probably a test drive;)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6299
 02.06.2008
SwEETy (21:31:20 31/05/2008)
Do you love me?

WahnSinniG (21:34:08 31/05/2008)
Are you drunk?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6298
 02.06.2008
XXX: aaaaaaaa...on the one hand repair is fun, but when it is done in my two-bedroom tiny, and everything that was in the big room (except furniture) moved to me, including my mom))) something uncomfortable)
YYY: Oh, how it all fits you!? to
XXX: already fit...= @fack my mosc@
YYY: yes... I’m afraid that in such a tightness you’ll be more suited to the phrase "in my mouth feet"because in this way you’ll take up a little less space in the room than usual)))))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6297
 02.06.2008
Art Aka Art (18:32:30 31/05/2008)
All of it! Within a month, I am tired of this demo version of the Internet.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6296
 02.06.2008
Today in the house of 2 washed calf who fucking got a red diploma.......

My girlfriend sits, comments: Your ass is red... after exams, not a diploma...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6295
 02.06.2008
She
Request for Authorization
Hi to you! Please authorize me :)

He is
Why Why?

She
Request for Authorization
Hi to you! Please authorize me :)

She
4 call to you!!! to

She
Request for Authorization
Hi to you! Please authorize me :)

He is
Fuck the stupid!I refused three times.

She
Request for Authorization
Hi to you! Please authorize me :)

He is
What fucking thing? He went to

She
Are you sitting in the middle of an ass when you don’t talk?


He is
I have only friends in her...there are no friends like you, almost...I’m going to fuck.

She
How do these friends endure!? to

He is
Fuck how the earth holds it.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6294
 02.06.2008
He: It’s on the photo, the one you’ve thrown my luck, are you really?
She is: Yes. This is I
Is this the blue eye miracle? I don’t believe you are reading right. I do not believe. You read, but you don’t understand Nixon. and point.
...
He: Did you not get offended? Say something
She is: O_O

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6293
 02.06.2008
She: What a bitch I am.
Who would have doubts?
He is fucking! So where did you get that, cowboy?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6292
 02.06.2008
<DarkMann> shares watched advertisement on TV: "the new LG vacuum cleaner without problems destroys sources of dust..."
<Kuzzia> and
<DarkMann> "Most dust in the apartment is peeled skin particles" wikipedia.org ))
<Kuzzia> hyacinth 0_o
<Kuzzia> the assassin’s vacuum cleaner))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №6291
 02.06.2008
Today, for the first time in many years, I woke up from the fact that I had fallen asleep! 0 - O

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6290
 02.06.2008
I am not allowed to shave my pilot. Calls a cat and periodically scratches.
Take care of the domestic animal.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6289
 02.06.2008
I have a girlfriend in the appearance of a normal telco... only here with one nuance - a red-eyed gentushnica turned on the head)
I come to visit her today I observe a wonderful picture, this miracle in dirty old jeans and a sweater opens the door and quickly runs into her room... I go to her: on the monitor console in her while true; do eject; eject -t; done & and she sits and plays with the drive in the "rybacca and fish grind.." on the rope hangs a small plush penguin the essence of the game is to miss it through the hole in the drive until it is closed...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6288
 02.06.2008
and Memph:
I was in Sberbank a few months ago. There at each window hanged a poster with the slogan "Get a Visa card and win a trip to the country winner of the UEFA Cup". Where will the winner go to Russia? :D

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6287
 02.06.2008
Chapter 1: Smells of Fire
2nd palm
1: No, it is burning in the fire
2: the blazing, burned

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6286
 02.06.2008
In the supermarket next to the house made a small change next to the box office. Today instead of the usual chocolate or chewing gum bought a boomerang.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №6285
 02.06.2008
by Marika!Hello as a business
C_P is a gift!
C_p is super! The diploma is not ready, the state exam is not taught, the girl does not give, the job is full.
by Marika!In one of these problems I can help you.
C_p: the diploma to write??????? to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №6284
 02.06.2008
>>> People, have you tried to turn off the computer for a day and go for a walk? Just walk, not get drunk. Do not play the line, do not write the next line of code, do not catch the blondes on their ignorance of the computer, do not catch T9 on the fact that there is another word with such a combination. Just go for a walk, breathe the air, go to the park, ski / skateboard / big. Find a girl or just go for a walk with yours. Listen to music with Words, style is not important. Try it, just try it...
With respect, Zod1aK

Yes, Zodiak Killer, according to the movie, just killed in the park, mostly...

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