You know what’s good about you – you always think you’re right. But here’s what annoys you – you’re really almost always right.

You are like Windows Vista.
XXX is new and beautiful.
XXX but slowing.
Upgrade the driver and insert the video card ;)

On Thursday, May 29, on the old Arbat met a girl. She distributed advertisements for one jewelry store near which she stood. On it was also a two-sided banner (hanging in front and back, on the back) of blue color. It was a little further away from the beginning of the street (from the side of the metro "Arbatskaya"), where the pizza restaurant "Sbarro" is located.

You really need to find her and get in touch. Please help me. There are miracles, though. Write in ask: 385-060-734. Thank you in advance to all who responded.

Underwater: I was in shock... I bought darts, hung a wire board on the wall from the air conditioner, which theoretically should be there, and practically only a piece of naked wire. 3 naked contacts are pulled out. He has been so hanging for almost two years, no one is disturbed, no one asks. I take the arrow from the darts, I throw it at the target - suddenly a flash, cotton, a black burning mark on the wall. This is followed by the sound of the aska disconnection. I go to the comp - there is no injection. I turn around, I look at the wi-fi router - no one light. I approach the shield - so it is, traffic jams are knocked out, so the arrow has locked all contacts on the wire. Drop yourself in an apple.

We stand at the stop, the last trams pass, but we don't want to go yet - we are so good. The trams fly to the stop, slow down, open the doors on the go, and immediately close them with a thunder (rush, see).
Picture: Another tram flies, from the semi-opened door falls on the body of a drunk in plasticine man, surrounds the stop with dim eyes and pronounces: "$b your mother, it is already an hour of night!Someone’s hand pulls him back, the doors clog, the tram disappears.
After a minute’s pause, one of us pronounces, “That’s what they are, clocks with a coconut...”

<Sneiks> 5 An animal with the strongest fur?
<@Mad> Lancaster

5:00 PM Talk in the East

Wake up so early, don’t wake up yet.
I: and I'm okay, I fucked the coffee and now I'm alive *naturally mistake, I wanted to write coffee*
Do you help O? I’ll go my fucking.

Alexs666: I came to the cousin, he has an ADSL fall... we sit four, he and his wife, I and my girlfriend, quietly drink beer, I forge the computer. :( I call the sapport, pleasant female voice communicates, asks for the data of the subscriber, and issues the standard phrase, please wait... In the telephone silence, it has been a minute,I speak to the cum,and not clamping on the microphone I say:"like boring to sit,even if the music was turned on"...after these words from the tube the phrase goes out:"not a question - I turn on"...the next minutes were painted by listening to music and wild rust throughout the room :)

I cuddle up, here in the shirt clearly like this:"What, you look up, Scuco?" the shit broke up, closed the opera for a moment and I look around... the writer is in my psychic time...

Talk of the ambulance with his girlfriend.

XXX is
Hi to

XXX is
What are you doing?

YYYY
I am in the ambulance. I will be distracted at 15.

XXX is
Where did they gather?

YYYY
I sit on the throne.

XXX is
I was taken by your games. You spend more time on them than on me. Even now you can’t talk to me. You have to go in and sit in your fucking castle and I know you’ve been holding it for a year, but I’m so sorry for it.

YYYY
I am stupid shit!

Burunduk: I told you a long time ago that you don’t have a sense of humor, don’t suck on the tower... don’t torture odmin =)
ZILIBOBBA: Briefly so... if this quote reaches the top of the abyss, we will be ipazza as I want and when... a whole month, and no excuses such as session or head pain will roll out)))
burunduk: agree... and if it does not come, then I will fuck you mosk for any reason and without a reason, as I want and when... a whole month and no excuses such as a diploma or a headache will not roll = )

Luckily the boy. I will give you a month when you want.
I also want to (

Yesterday I watched the "graduation" in the kindergarten. One of the mothers burned:

Today we take the kids to school, in the last way.

Then she realized that she fell down and recovered:

In the preliminary...

Askeza: Hyperlinks were widely used in the USSR. The most popular was the referral to Siberia.

In my head is no trouble.
I never understand jokes.
Pooh, because I am an admin on the tower,
I make the pages better.

What about humor? I need him...



It lives well on the foolish tower,
Drawing all your shit.
It doesn’t matter what it is,
They do not like him anyway.

Humor is good, but humor doesn’t hurt.

V-Slayer
Never put a fuck on a jerk!!! to

death
Couldn’t you warn him early? and ((

V-Slayer
I was late for Ken’s birthday on Wednesday.
Because my sister made me a mine and knitted me a gum on my penis.
Begin to bite the bandits and all the shit!!! to

V-Slayer
Fuck real forty minutes wiped off...until wiped off I finished three times...

V-Slayer
Fuck it, even with a whirlwind... Fuck it.

death
Should have cut.

death
Together with the chewing.

Xox: How much is Paul McCartney?
It is forever (It is forever)

<Trivia> The question. A body that is missing in women, and men are proud.
<Bunik> a member!
<Kamatoz> eggs))
<God> The Brain!
<Bunik> YU

The correct answer: Kadyak

He has sent commercial offerings to about 3,000 firms in Russia.
>Now our company is known!!! to
>But the fuck is not who doesn't love it!!! to

Spammers in the shit!! to

the one who sent this message is a spammer if you also removed it to another 10 people if it returns 2 times then these people are also spammers if it came 5 times - think about your contacts, if 8 then you are a spammer and all your friends are spammers and removed from those not guilty 2 people who did not!!!! to

She: answer me, just honestly, yes or no, okay?
He asks
Why do men laugh at blondes?
He is: Yes