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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №6243
 01.06.2008
Dumb_and_KPACIBA Dominant_impotent: вотєта nick. Let’s get married?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6242
 01.06.2008
* [Bob4uK] has joined #c++
<[BoB4uK]> beautiful girls from Krasnoyarsk have write in private
<Valexey> Yes There are beautiful girls, well, the full channel is straight.
<valexey> Now let’s break the beard and go all to you in private.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6241
 01.06.2008
Sometimes when you sit in the internet from your mobile phone and start uploading a large file, you want to find the CEO of MTs and knock his foot on the logos.
The style (c)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №6240
 01.06.2008
Burunduk: I told you a long time ago that you don’t have a sense of humor, don’t suck on the tower... don’t torture odmin =)
ZILIBOBBA: Briefly so... if this quote reaches the top of the abyss, we will be ipazza as I want and when... a whole month, and no excuses such as session or head pain will roll out)))
burunduk: agree... and if it does not come, then I will fuck you mosk for any reason and without a reason, as I want and when... a whole month and no excuses such as a diploma or a headache will not roll = )

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №6239
 01.06.2008
Enough to post great poems, still read them in the mouth :D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6238
 01.06.2008
RaZooM
I just suffered very much without your body.


RaZooM
apple *


RaZooM
The fucking! Warmly *

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №6237
 01.06.2008
<HEX> preacher hunting
<%Lissic_killed> go watch
<HEX> dick remains current pasta
<HEX> I ate everything
<HEX> linen to boil
<%LisiC_killed> dry jri
<%Lisic_killed> nigras - shrimp

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №6236
 01.06.2008
Drama: How do you get there?! to
Dasha send to all: well, garage, clutch wire, floor on the 7-8th outer staircase, then back...down the staircase outer, clutch wire, garage...))
The Drama: Oh! The vertical staircase.Her hands are tired from three floors!
Dasha send to all: not....not a firefighter... but such "I learned that I have a huge family...")

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №6235
 01.06.2008
From the news website about Putin’s visit to the Bush family:
Chete Bush showed a layout of the entire Sochi region with future sports facilities. Looking at the layout, the wife of the American president noticed the river and the same name skiing complex, which is called "Laura", which in English writing coincides with her name, and paid her husband's attention to this. “Why is it named after my wife?” asked the President of the United States with a smile. To which Vladimir Putin, with a smile turned to Laura, galantly stated: "Specially in your honour".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №6234
 01.06.2008
Sometimes I need to get out of the comp!! to
I fall asleep, go to the toilet at all speed, I open the door - and there is a stranger sitting on the push!! to
It turns out, while the CS crumbled, guests came to the family... This is how she, paranoid, and develops...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6233
 01.06.2008
The Talent:
I can’t understand why a mineral, on an empty stomach,
>a little bit "insert"??? to
and gt; gas

The Talent:
>this cup whispered, as if half a bottle of beer was drunk on the stomach :)


by Izia von Butterbrood
>yeyeye... a man. You are very lucky. It touches you from the mineral :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №6232
 01.06.2008
REKVIZIT
What to do in the universe tomorrow?

by Bilda
I have a beer for tomorrow.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №6231
 01.06.2008
Puppy
So tell me, isn’t it a foolish guy who, looking at the photo where I am sitting on a spaghetti on the ice, asks what kind of sport I am doing??????? to

Anko
Acrobatics on skis... a black shirt on the kamasutra. Gold Prize for Long Distance Running. You can tie a knot from your partner's leg.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6230
 01.06.2008
The main thing in the art of flute is to pull a moderator into the flute!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №6229
 01.06.2008
XXX: I have split up.
XXX: Am I a man?
You can drink beer again ?
xxx: thy
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6228
 01.06.2008
Only a Russian engineer can fix a broken mouse for an hour, lose a piece, run around the store, buy the same mouse, remove a lost piece from it, repair his old mouse, discovering that the button works somehow wrong, and only after that to think about buying a new one.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6227
 01.06.2008
Titanium
Advice to Firewall

Stray
and hz. I do not joke.

Titanium
Do you have an antivirus?

Stray
Haaaahah

Stray
Do you have a firewall? Are you a paranoid?

Titanium
Firewall + Antivirus = 95% protection

Stray
> Are you a paranoid?


Stray
As my uncle says, put on three handdoons at once - 100% protection! And if the second and third do not complete, there will be scratches.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №6226
 01.06.2008
The fucks!

I have never had such a number of toys on the compass in my life! Work is up. I have a submission of the project after tomorrow, and I sit down with red eyes in the worms. Here is only the third quake, unfortunately, until it starts - the drivers on the viewpoint got up badly, well nothing.
I’ll start it...I’ll forget it all...
— — —
In a few centuries, a normal man was caught! Respect and respect! =) is
And the woods are not wronged, they are just unborn. Go to nvidia.com and put a bag of wood there. Start with the command sh /path/to/driver.sh

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6225
 01.06.2008
Yamaho (17:15:24 30/05/2008)
A friend from Kenya returned...Tell me how he found the grass there...))) without knowing the language)))

lost (17:16:06 30/05/2008)
How is? and :)

Yamaho (17:16:41 30/05/2008)
He goes on the beach...to meet two blacks...he goes to them...Jumba says (which means hello).They go to him)))He’s Bob Marley...Reggie....

Yamaho2 (17:16:49 30/05/2008)
They started singing and dancing.

Yamaho2 (17:17:06 30/05/2008)
And then they said: Do You Went Bob Marley Cigarettes...

Yamaho2 (17:17:23 30/05/2008)
Everything is done ?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6224
 01.06.2008
She (18:43:15)
I got into all the hard :-D
He is (18:43:54)
The opposite
He is (18:44:18)
19 days later(((((((((((I promise to be unsexy))((((((
She (18:58:10)
Why this oath?
He is (19:00:28)
I decided that the girls became so many that when one of them called, I asked "Who is it?",what she said "Katia",I was covered with a cold afternoon and began to recall convulsively with which Katya I could sleep with!!!!!! He was sworn in forty days because he was unhappy.
She is (19:24:11)
It was I who called you!!!! to
He is (19:29:27)
and crying!!and (

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