From the online game:

I wonder why when they boast of harm? Should Crete be Operated? :D

yyy :-D Well, it’s like screaming, you won’t be hanging up boasting.

When I was a child, my idol was Pamela Anderson.
WOW: And now what?
And now she is old, and she looks horribly like Pugachev.

Did you jump with your sex for movies and pop-corn? The City Forum -

I am looking for a satellite or satellite for the cult.

A satellite or satellite is required for weekly tours in the cinema (except for militants and Russian comedies), theatre and concerts. Possible further sittings in the cafe, walks to discuss what has been seen.
Requirements to applicants: good manners, the ability to maintain a conversation, tight clothes, abstinence from alcohol for the period of the meeting. Age limit: from 20 years. The appearance and gender do not matter.
I pay my own expenses! Intimacy is not offered in any way. I own a Jiu-Jitsu.

<@mad> these traders, in my opinion, finally failed
<apple_jango> and I told you not to play forex
<@mad> so what a hero for forex! I just went on vacation :(
<apple_jango> again, the winning option will be any state where the hardest currency is buses and mirrors
<@mad> No, I will not go to Ukraine

The chess site. News about the girl who played in a niche with Kasparov:

E.SUROV: This is Chess-News, we are in the “Chess Courtyard” of the Tretyakov Gallery, and now next to me is the heroine of tonight Katya Golzman.
S. Golgotha is Golgotha. by Ekaterina Golceva.
A: A is a golden. Sorry, I did not understand. Ekaterina Golceva (this changes the essence of the matter!)

Master of Luck: a girl is a creature whose arrival makes you pull yourself out and the room :)

The state has no future if the professor gets less cleaners.

The question of losing.
We had a girl at the institute. Not just thin, but very thin. And here she told me. She was somehow in a bus, in a mini jersey, a bus beat, somehow stuck at the door. And then, at the stop, a man presses in and... catches her for her leg.
Well, she, of course, was an intelligent, intelligent girl, scattered astonished at him, swallowed her leg, say, man, what are you? But the man was confused, pulled off his hand and said, “I’m sorry, I thought it was ORDER!” We cried, and she too. I don’t know whether to cry or laugh.

I walk in the street, the mood is great. Suddenly two ments approach and say, “Come on, be a witness.” The devil knocked me down - "Have you finally decided to register your relationship?"

YYYY (14:49:44 4/06/2012)
Nails painted and eaten.

XXXX (14:50:00 4/06/2012)
Why are the nails painted?

I’m going to go to nature, I’ll be in a few days.
What warm things did you bring with you?
I: sweater, jacket, vodka, car

Rewwer: They went on a prometee with their wife, if in short: aliens created a race of people, then played the big brother... Judging by the plot. And then decided to just fool all the participants of the project. Here’s an example of the healthy end of the lengthy reality show:)))

xxx: so I don't like when the exam a bunch of questions is unknown where it is drawn from.. in lectures there is no, in the textbook there is no, in the internet there is no, and then you ask the teacher, and she will answer: NO, how!we have a method in the library scanned and wrapped with threads in one copy, which is issued only in the reading room! >_<

Talked to a friend on the topic of parallel realities, after ten minutes came to the question of how the fish collapse and whether they collapse at all.

We are a couple in college. Our electrical engineering teacher, an elderly 75 year old, is nervous because of a man who doesn’t do anything.
You are an energy vampire!! You are draining my energy!! to
We all mixed.
Q: What are you laughing at? He will take you away too!!! to

xxx: I have been used to automatically sowing the garbage that comes out when choosing books in the sections "religion" and "esoterics", but sometimes the eye still clings to funny names - for example "You and your hand"... I wondered if the section I was looking for, but then realized that it was about chiromancy)

Qualifying for World Cup 2014. of Oceania. Fiji and Solomon Islands 0:0
Has anyone explained the game?

A friend broke his hand.
In what way? Did the baby bite him?
He fell from the car.
-Sorry.. "C" of the car? Was he riding her?? to
From the roof
Was he drunk?
No, they had a rolling roll on the Paphos.
New-Yu, wazyk – there is nowhere to go.
The West is all about it.
And in the western was the first thing! ?

Don’t argue with me, I had 5 in biology. Animals are another name for mammals, and insects do not belong to them.
Linnaeus is now turned in the grave
HHH: And who is this?? to

Oh guy who advised you to add mat when you can’t find anything in Google! You are a genius! I bow before your wisdom. Looked for patches to the assassins, found all sorts of different, pumped everything and they are not installed. Go back to Google and find a solution. There are hundreds of fucking decisions, but which one of them fucking works! Interested, wrote in Google "how to go fucking into the journey of Desmond" and WALL! kak-blyat-zayti-v-stranstviya-dezmonda.zip
Genius is!