In a men’s community survey 18+ "What was the best sex you had?". Most likes received by the comment "Imaginary"

I am so tired of everything today that the thought was born: “If there is nothing after death, it will be paradise for me.”

For several days in a row, my girlfriend asked to buy her weights. She started going to the gym and decided to monitor her weight. When I brought this acetic device home, I didn’t know what would happen next. I put her in my hands and went to another room. After a couple of hours I noticed that she didn’t talk to me, I asked why and in response zero emotions. I was already wondering why she was angry with me and why she didn’t want to talk to me. I began to experience the whole truth from her, and it turned out that she was offended by me, attention, for the fact that I brought the weights and she learned how much she weighed. I am in school. If a girl asks to buy you weights, refuse. Do not ruin your life.

We took the cat out for a walk recently.
Today I decided to go out again.
She, you know, was walking all the time.
He came home and hadn’t been there for half an hour.
We thought, thought, shared our impressions.
HHH: And today we realized that she was touching us.
She ran under the bed as soon as we pulled out the hammer and has been sitting there for four hours.

About the nurse:
One southern region, a central city hospital.
Hell's schedule, do not give away, processing is not paid, the salary is 12 pieces. I don’t like it, I like it on all four sides.
Infos from first hand.

"...Morality is the negligence of climbing the pillars’

It is impossible not to climb the pillars if you are a cat.
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A cat in Boromir's position: You can't just take it and not climb on the pillar.

Of the set of three phenomena: the presence of children, order in the house, normal psyche - you can have only two at the same time.

"You will get old in the arms of young alphons, or one at all, if you’re shy...."
So, how to get old in the arms of young bodies, this is the direct dream of the average olaluch. And as for old age surrounded by the nuts of alphons, this is a direct curse. Rude direct male logic

10 years ago: Hurra! The Friday! The Beer! The grandmother! The Disco!
Today is the day: Hurra! The Friday! to spy!

>>> It is impossible not to climb the pillars if you are a cat

A doubtful assertion. When I saw how easily cats jumped on a two-meter fence, I had the impression that they didn’t fly just because they were lazy.

Played here in horror, everything right, darkness, rare screamers, the plot is not bad, but the most interesting, the constant whisper, barely distinguishable, kept me all the time in tension.

However, I had to get out of the game, I realized that I still hear that whisper... And here, sitting on the bricks, in the midst of devil’s ghostly voices, I understand the word....

The result. Headsets hunting radio is evil!

Many years ago in a distant childhood. Brother offered a game - we open the book in random places and if the page is straight, then I scatter him, if not straight - he is me. We have opened this book a bunch of times and every time the page is not straight. Having gotten scratches, not sick, but offensive, I was already on the verge of hysteria when I looked at the number of another page on the turn and came to me...

From the point of view of a tablet, a man is a discharge device.

The Apprentice:
Played here in horror, everything right, darkness, rare screamers, the plot is not bad, but the most interesting, the constant whisper, barely distinguishable, kept me all the time in tension.
However, I had to get out of the game, I realized that I still hear that whisper... And here, sitting on the bricks, in the midst of the devil’s ghostly voices, I understand the word...
The result. Headsets hunting radio is evil!

Local rain is evil. You run into the bus, you go out through 3 stops in a wet jacket with a current umbrella onto a sunny street, and everyone looks at you as if you’ve just returned from the Amazon swamps.

Men are like princesses. Here he all such for himself the most wonderful will write Vkontakte or on the dating site "Hello" and awaits that you in response to the conversation will entertain him, and then, maybe, you will invite to a date, well, and then he will come to visit you. Well, he will think, of course, boosts, or many of us here, and he is so wonderful. And if you write so modestly in response, "Hello," then everything is in response to silence: guess whether his vocabulary has ended, or whether he was offended that you did not distract him with a pleasant conversation of acki geisha...

Are people who write "" instead of """ leftists?

Let’s go with Leah today. The rain fucking. Leha goes, looking under my feet, I am on the sides of the eye. I looked at the vitrine some, I hear behind my back a deaf blow: Leha from all the way fit his forehead into the lantern pillar. Very well fit - the consciousness has left the body, the blood is splashing. I am in panic, let me call an ambulance. A crowd is already gathering around. The ambulance arrived literally two minutes later. They pressed the body and went to the hospital. Something struck him on the way, he woke up. I wonder what kind of shit this fool is looking at. The answer is brilliant: I, he says, just bowed my head so that the glasses didn't fall in the rain - the hell will be wiped off afterwards. I blink, I ask, and what, in fact, prevented him from removing his glasses in the envelope during the rain. Not so bad vision not to see the pillar in the middle of white day. The answer just killed me: “Are you a fool? Without glasses, I can’t see well, but I can’t see anywhere.

According to the laws of aerodynamics, May bats should not fly.
Theoretically, the May bush is a Boeing with a motor from a motorbike.
When the wing of the beetle moves downwards, a lifting force is created and in addition to it, due to some turn of the wing, a pulling force is also created. At the same time, there is also a sinking of air into the space between the wing and the wing. At the bottom dead point, the wing of the beetle unfolds and changes the angle of attack. Now, when moving upwards, the wing pushes out the air from the space under the overwing. Moreover, the resulting air stream creates both the lifting force and the pulling force at the same time, since this stream is directed at an angle down and back. Thus, it turns out that the May beetle has a combined flying and reactive flight.
If the May Beetle had read THIS, he would have killed Apsten without thinking.

From the comments to "Spring":

Multi is great. Even the cat was sitting in the TV.