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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6223
 01.06.2008
Here’s everything to follow over the booth... And you know that there’s not hot water off :)))


There is no there at all.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №6222
 01.06.2008
Those who work the most have the shortest reports.

of work.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6221
 01.06.2008
In the morning I meet a friend with a wife, a friend has a blue eye, I know that yesterday

He and his wife were at some anniversary party, and they were riding a car. They see in

My eyes are silent and his wife tells me:

This one, pointing his finger at him, yesterday pulled away from me and

When they went home, he asked me, “Well, we’ll go to you or you?”

The Houses? It is!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №6220
 01.06.2008
Better to see once than to hear a hundred times. Better to touch.

It’s great to fuck!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6219
 01.06.2008
The Prehistory:
With us, Odmin has been living in the server room for half a year... and in the most direct sense. a week ago, he had a birthday, and we all went off the department: we installed a shower cabin in his suitcase...

And now the story (from the ASI):

I am -
You can imagine that Martin was surprised.

HHH
What?

I am -
I went with a client to the bank, I have a contract for a fairly large amount of money... well, we have all arranged, we are happy to return to our office...

I am -
And here this miracle goes along the corridor: in a coat, shoes with ears, a towel is wrapped on the head, trousers are tossed out of the pocket... unwaveringly greeting us and hiding in the server room...

I am -
We and the client hanged for five minutes... then as we shop together... in short, the client said that now only with us will work :-)))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №6218
 01.06.2008
I work in the service center.
Today brought a key, a description from the words of the client: "First the letter T, then the keyboard began to behave unpredictably"
Fuck, I’m afraid to turn her on, suddenly she will attack me...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №6217
 01.06.2008
It often happens that the hot water is turned off. No one wants to burn dirt, you have to drag water from the kitchen, there to heat it in the basement, dirt excessively, especially washing in the pelvis is uncomfortable and not always effective. Electric heater - a thing, of course, wonderful, but Zuko is expensive and not everyone has it. Almost every apartment has a great washing machine.

All you need to do is throw the slurry tube from the machine into the bath, shake out of the drum, the powder does not need to be poured. Next, we put this miracle of civilization in the washing mode with boiling, clogging the hole in the bath. After half an hour we have a bathtub of hot boiling water, which remains only 'by taste' to dilute with cold water, to launch a yellow plastic bathtub and voila into the bath! The bath is ready, with a light steam of you, comrades.


Thank you, you have saved the world from dirt!

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