I would like to be one of those lucky astronauts who will fly to Mars. A total of 500 days to grasp the secrets of the universe among intelligent, psychologically compatible people. 500 days without perforators at 8:00 p.m., no nightly screams outside the window, no fucking news, no jehovists, no trade representatives, no pirates, no senses, no quotations and ratings, no fucking money, no fucking advertising, no fucking oil, no meaningless murders...
Weightlessness, music, light smoke... Mars 500 and Mars 500! Why not get in touch? Houston... Houston... Houston? Shit, you go to Houston!! to

xxx is. "If a man had given birth, he would have died of a painful shock"... read today in the specialmed edition.
YYYYY If a woman began to reason logically, she would have grown a member.

DiWen
GIBDD urges passengers to make comments to drivers

Vinsent
This type...

Vinsent
We’ve already broken 280.

Vinsent
The damn bone.

Vinsent
The bone is slowed up to 200.

I was now eating — on TV was the movie “New Robinson,” 1998 if anything. Things happen on the island. I heard the phrase, “Lend me your laptop.” I shrugged my ears, “What? O O O » The next frame: the hero sits, holds a BLOCKNOT in his hands and paints in it.
Translators are translators.

In the contest for the most creative tattoo won a guy with the inscription "barrier" on the member.

Dialogue between the two gamers:
Go to Fuck!
Going on foot?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Veronika Kuprijanova (17:32) :
Valerian doesn’t love me.

Veronika Kuprijanova (17:32) :
We are friends)

Dacha Vorozhbit (17:32) :
If you say this again, I will tear your teeth out.

Pushkin was a rapper. A Negro, picked up people with epigrams, a babble, struck everyone and eventually caught the bullet.
YYY : No. The vocabulary is too big :)

Kishika: where in the army access to the inat?
Kicune: Where is the PC army for ordinary mortals? O_O
Lentyi: Once these questions are asked, they don’t serve.
Lentyi: The army is like Yandex – there is everything.

Didyseven: I have the feeling that as soon as I bought a minivan, all my friends' phones began to be written as "Sasha busik".

Instead of counting "535 687 123" and pulling the ring, as taught in the instruction, it turned out:"ACHTYEBTINAHUAYBLIATPIZDECKOLCOOOOO!1" and pulled the ring))

Denis: in the list of Nakrotich substances got Petrochka
My grandmother is selling.
Alexander: 10 rubles
My grandmother is a drug baron.

Yyy-yesterday saw how two girls tried to raise a wheelchair on a scattered pandus!as long as they wandered, a bunch of mat was poured out of them!the child's ears probably barely hanged off!and why the moms of their children!!!! to
Xxx-and you smurf, like a real man, oh sorry shit, stood and watched!

The real sarcastic answer should be drunk and without any there "blade".

in the chat.

What would you do if you saw a naked girl in the window of a neighbor’s house?
HH: I was surprised.
I got the binoculars!and :)
What fucking shit did these fools roast?!! to

I bought my daughter a guide for preparation for biology. She picked it up and returned it. He said there were mistakes. I don’t know if we’re worried about it in vain, or if it’s time to start worrying seriously.

Ladies and gentlemen "! Do not speculate with a term that you do not understand. Feminism implies the right of women to education, respect, to the right to make decisions, to the right not to be a “second sort” and exclusively an automate on household and the continuation of the race, no more, while the woman, claiming that she is also a human being, remains the weak sex. After all, not all women are fierce feminism fans. But any woman does not have as strong muscles as a man, not such a high endurance, different psyche, and also - heels (we try for you)! Take them for 8 hours - then you can not give me a seat in public transportation.

That’s how much Besson filmed the “Fifth Element” if Jovovich makes a normal jump from 57 dubl?? to

Opk (00:22:01 5/06/2011)
The porn thriller is fun.
Shamefully
incomprehensible
Everyone is fucking

You have reached the End of the Internet", fucking, how the end of the universe has reached, all fucking and nowhere else.