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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98773
 03.06.2014
Ed: Is it bad in the graffiti? After all, if the textures of the project are similar to those of 2012, it means that the game has already been unambiguously done.
Loft: Yes, as if nothing, but as if the schedule is a thing coming and going, i.e. It is new every year, and every year changes, while the main essence of the games - the fan remains eternal. For example, in my childhood, there were no textures at all, they were sprayed, and we dumbly caught the stuff from the process, rather than counting the polygons on the buttons. Well, for example, if you buy beer, what do you care first – the taste, the effect, or the beauty of the bottle?
Ed: I’m primarily interested in whether I get to work tomorrow)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98772
 03.06.2014
[22:46:03] Anisa: And I’ve taken the sheep)
Did he stop shaving?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98771
 03.06.2014
From the hub to the issue of political correctness.

One thing is pleasant: the fascists used a swastika, not a square or a circle, or they would find these symbols incorrect and remove them from geometry and general use.
I would ride on triangular wheels.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98770
 03.06.2014
I talked to my older son so quietly today.
I said, try to surrender to the highest possible points, if you do not get to the budget, then after the army with these points you will be taken to the "ura".

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №98769
 03.06.2014
People’s brains are heated with heat. I walk with a child (a little more than a year), I do not touch anyone, I try not to melt. A woman and her two-year-old daughter are walking on the pitch. The lady is boring. She sees us and her eyes burn maniacally.
A couple of explanations. Woman is a big guy. Very large, he is much higher than his peers and does not look at his age at all. The female goes for a walk in a diaper, because I am afraid to carry a bunch of pants with me, and we have no team yet.
So, the lady sees on the child a diaper... She includes some special, incomprehensible to me mode of giving advice to mothers of other children, who do not ask for advice.
Do you have a baby in a diaper? He asks the accuser.
"What is your dog business?" - I think of myself, but I answer loudly:
and yes.
I think the question is exhausted, but not. The lady is boring.
But that is wrong! She cries and breaks me. I bow to her and with the most confident tone I can only know:
Does this bother you? Do you want to talk about it? I take a thousand rubles per hour, we can discuss your other problems.
My aunt was in the wind.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98768
 03.06.2014
I talked to a guy who was very surprised that there were still cars with a manual glass lift.
Wow, haha, I hope you told me about the existence of the system, where is it all yourself? If you want it to be cooler - open the window, if you want it to be warmer - take a thermos with hot tea, if you want to go - push.
If you want to listen to music, sing.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №98767
 03.06.2014
Q: Can I come here as a mother of a pregnant daughter? :D :D :D
The roof so shattered, just like the doll became - the skin shines, the eyes shine and such a very gentle spirited face :--)
But the character was finally ruined :crazy:
Sasha revolves around her, she does not know how to please, and she is evil and dark.She says to me-"Imagine what a goat!Yesterday I made a bowl, baked clothes, washed up and drank beer!!!!This makes me angry!!and "
:D
I say-"Let me ask him to come to you once in the face?Maybe it makes it easier?"
They also say that the golden maid is a mythical creature.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98766
 03.06.2014
Do graduates wear academic hats after graduation?

The experts are academic shoes!

- "Scientific Workers"
+ 100 to tricks, -99 health, -50 karma

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98765
 03.06.2014
Video of the accident:
The kangaroo lip does not protect the fuck.
So he protects from the kangaroo, not from the deer.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98764
 03.06.2014
I have always been against comments, but:
...the woman wanted a tank of gasoline - this is already more interesting, what she lacked in her body...
I answer: we are most likely dealing with iron deficiency anemia. All non-standard "likes" in smells, provided that previously not liked, indicate violations. Take care of yourself and your loved ones.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98763
 03.06.2014
Judging by the content of the Internet, the modern breakthrough in the field of information can be compared to its consequences only with the breakthrough in the sewerage.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98762
 03.06.2014
The third day I live in the skin of Stirlic. I drink water. I carefully spot traces, remove gaps, do not get into discussion, make a tired appearance... every action under powerful self-control.
Home and surroundings behave like I’m sober.
But I don’t believe them!!! to
I don’t know how to live further...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №98761
 03.06.2014
The first day of the anti-smoking law. I understood the mindset. He decided to make smokers crazy. My conversation today with the shopkeeper resembled a conversation of psychics in a crazy house.
Good day. Girl, give a pack of "Lukey Strike", blue.
They are not.
What is in this price category?
“Young man, it sounds strange, but we are forbidden to say what we have. This can be seen as smoking propaganda.
Where is the tobacco window?
She was also forced to clean up.
A long pause. Look in the eyes of a friend.
What will we do with you?
- I can offer you a game: you will call cigarettes, and I will say eat or not.
Participation is free?
and Absolutely.
Let us try. "Winston "
and no.
- "Rockets"
and no.
What is "El Em"?
and no.
...
- Girl, sorry, tell me on your ear what you have. I will not tell anyone, I swear. It will be our little secret, I will even be silent on confession about it!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98760
 03.06.2014
Yes, when I want to laugh, I look at Russian news!
When should Ukrainians cry?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98759
 03.06.2014
Ticket system, sapport writes on the problem of the client:
And " he turned away. It did not help."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98758
 03.06.2014
How to get up in time:

This is:
One of my friends missed an important meeting. From the evening put on the smartphone an alarm program, which offers to solve a sufficiently complex example to stop the signal. Set the right time and go to sleep. I woke up three hours later. The phone was lying next to it - the cover separately, the battery separately. The body solved the task before it, without resorting to complicated calculations.

And don’t say afterwards that Apple is a pony... I’t sleep with an iPhone.)

My child with an iPhone is asleep as a firefighter, not even his ear moves on the alarm clock. But there is a means and stronger.
If you need to wake up, when I am already at work, I persistently call the city phone and pick up my grandmother (on her phone, for some reason, she also doesn’t wake up). And not in time awakened grandmother you will not play anymore.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98757
 03.06.2014
According to a familiar admin:
What, foolish, all the crazy smart became in the office, the pirate is simple!Autluck file size 50 GB,but: "We will not clean up, you don't fuck us, you just need to increase memory."
What do you think of raising memory?
Someone knows how to get things done faster.
There are no words.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98756
 03.06.2014
the home.
Some marasmatic, leaving the apartment, forever forgets to turn off the light in the bathroom.
I know nothing.
- In my opinion, the answer "I don't know anything" quite accurately indicates us this marasmatic.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98755
 03.06.2014
Yesterday I watched the movie Flood.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: What is the movie about?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98754
 03.06.2014
As a rule, most of the "poor sheep" at closer consideration are ordinary sheep.

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