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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31179
 08.06.2010
YYY: That you celebrate your wedding at "McDonalds".

You’re going to be at the wedding ;)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31178
 08.06.2010
I thought I had claustrophobia.
xxx: (((( until I bought a cable 10 meters and the toilet didn't appear

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №31177
 08.06.2010
Wait for the sun
Fuck.I here phone in luzu crashed.Typer three buttons sovssam no work.
and AU!
and burning)
Wait for the sun
I can write hard, I can hide myself. Russians are living.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №31176
 08.06.2010
XHHH: How do you think, heroic sign, that day before Gos. Did the exam remove me from my friends in contact?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31175
 08.06.2010
From ASI:
The Cat (14:25:35 11/09/2008)
Where are you studying?
N.O.S (14:25:40 11/09/2008)
In four schools
Kitty (14:25:56 11/09/2008)
For whom?

to the student =)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №31174
 08.06.2010
GaSeR: By the way, the modern girl has no chance to find a guy for sex on the internet :D

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31173
 08.06.2010
A friend told me today:
I bought a small gift here - a machine on the radio control. I brought it home and decided to check. The clock for two disappeared until the batteries settled.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №31172
 08.06.2010
I went to practice in the administration of the district, I sit with my friends, I boast:
I: there such educated people work, one employee, for example, "master and Margarita" read 43 times.
In the past 42 years, she hasn’t understood anything.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №31171
 08.06.2010
XXX Attention! Now I will stifle you with my excessive intelligence!
yyy: try it
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx He raised his intelligence above his head
Oh, go here, I’ll beat it on you!
yyy: take it off the palm)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31170
 08.06.2010
I love my friends! We are standing near the railway station, drinking beer (taken to a small town, where everything is closed long before the dark, did not know where to go). It’s fine and (which is surprising!) quite polite asks to move away, even showing a place where we can move - near the tables are standing. Everything is fine, lovingly. And apparently from this kindness one of his friends gives:
You know why we are especially grateful to you, Comrade of the Police? They didn’t check our passports. We do not have them with us!".
Thank God we had a chance to move to another warm place.)))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31169
 08.06.2010
X: Did you read MC yesterday?
Yyy: I don’t read newspapers, I’m watching projector perishillton.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №31168
 08.06.2010
Design of the next project:
xxx: on the pss in the block "Articles" headline. What does Marilyn Monroe sleep in? In what, in what. She is sleeping in the grave.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №31167
 08.06.2010
xxx (13:27:08 7/06/2010)
Where to get 9 lesbians urgently?

yyy (13:27:14 7/06/2010)
???? ? to

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №31166
 08.06.2010
Harlequinn: this is real, why is it so difficult to find in our time a beautiful face and figure sports non-smoking non-drinking girl with non-standard logic, angel patience and the same ability to dig out at least something good in a guy?
Harlequinn is fucking. It was funny XD

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31165
 08.06.2010
XXX: Gods what a branch of the turtle gave :), so it smells offgenic!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?O O O O
xxx :D

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №31164
 08.06.2010
Discussion of photos of newborn children

- on 4 photos too long hair for 5-10 days, as I think

- My comrade was born precisely with long hair and a perfectly decorated cloth.

I was born with hair to my shoulder. ?

...

I saw a girl born with a cluttered hair.

Judy was named? and ;)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31163
 08.06.2010
I looked around me. Computer - China, table - Italy, phone - Germany, chair - China, car - Japan, telephizer - Korea.... your way. I was upset, went to the toilet, and suddenly - a miracle - a toilet bathtub - RUSSIA!!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31162
 08.06.2010
Close the window, it is cold, not a month of May!
- Agha, June, in the Urals, outside the window +8

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31161
 07.06.2010
XXX: How much does it cost to build a website?
yyy: from a bottle of beer *ROFL*
A. For the organization
A bottle of cognac :D

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №31160
 07.06.2010
X: Throw, the paraffin was invented by a couple of Finns!!! to
Paranoid is Noah’s wife.! to
y: Oh, and paranoid - a couple of normal such guys!!! )))

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