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[ + 20 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65195
 04.06.2012
Naughty to do so?

We arrive in the bus on the flight field to our aircraft, in which we are now flying. Clearly, many are worried. And in the silence that came, already in the airplane itself, some frog whispers on the whole salon: "Daaa... Old man quite..."


[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65194
 04.06.2012
A friend gave me this idea:
If he goes anywhere, he takes with him a cane of three pieces or just something hard, even sand, or whatever he gets on the road, he gets into the cane.
Very often there are such sections of the road that neither to circumnavigate nor pass without damaging the car.
He went out, fell asleep and went on...Three cages are enough.
I know it’s shit, but what can we do?
I take the experience ;)

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №65193
 04.06.2012
Today is the first of June
Day of Protection of Children?
The internet has been cut off

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №65192
 04.06.2012
xxx: The dark lord, bearded heartcoat - a thumbless finger without a coalcoat
YYY: I have never heard such an interpretation of Lord of the Rings...

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №65191
 04.06.2012
<Razor> The guys who do after sex?
<D3v1lm4n> that... I hug her, talk about something
<xapaktep> the same stuff...
<Haxorz> when how
<Haxorz> I turn and fall asleep
<Haxorz> I am leaving
<Haxorz> blow it up ))
<Haxorz> press Alt-F4
<Haxorz> )))
<Dragneel> I buried it back
 

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65190
 04.06.2012
After yesterday, my husband was still drunk, he was following me all morning and told me how wonderful, beautiful and bright I was. After a while he approached me, looked at me for a long time, then said "Mda, I’m sober..."

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65189
 04.06.2012
We sit with the girl (D), we talk about the operation to remove the appendix:
D: I have never eaten and will never eat seeds!!! to
D: I don’t want an appendicitis cut off.
She said eating the last piece of pepper without spitting the seeds.
O_O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №65188
 04.06.2012
A friend of the photographer has a photo of a five-year-old girl.
The commentary: daughter?
The girlfriend)
Logically, I also have a daughter. :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №65187
 04.06.2012
What did you write about personal qualities?

smart, smart, honest, fun, good memory and more... blin forgot (((

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65186
 04.06.2012
Specifications of the LG X3:
Anyone can explain why the smartphone has a 4-core processor? The battery is better than normal. simple mobile phones quietly pull for 3-7 days, and this "miracle" will survive 1/3 of the day (8 hours).
yyy:Response in the model name - HZ

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №65185
 04.06.2012
You are a tough woman, you cannot be upset.
YYY: A sharp lie.
Yyy: Just when harsh women are upset, they are upset with her and everyone around them.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65184
 04.06.2012
<xxx> prayer
<xxx> game with the transition to the world of spirit and back)
<yyy> the army Going into the ghost world and back.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65183
 04.06.2012
My neighbor is such a neighbor. He drinks liters of coffee, smokes two packs a day, breastfeeds and worries about the fact that taurine is added to baby food, which is harmful to children.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №65182
 04.06.2012
X: Why do you have such expensive broken ones in Yakutia?
Yyy: During World War II, the front line passed here. Bombed a lot.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The front line?
YYY: Just other explanations seem less plausible to me.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65181
 04.06.2012
The dream of an idiot? There is no such thing - this guy is already happy on the full program.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №65180
 04.06.2012
In the 1970s, my friend went to Georgia on a business trip.The cigarettes ended and he goes to their store.Gives 1 ruble asks for 1 pack with a filter (and they then cost 50 kopecks per pack).the seller gives him 1 pack of cigarettes and turned away and my companion is waiting for delivery.then decided to ask where my delivery is where the seller with a Georgian accent answers:- You are what poor?
The next day, a comrade enters the same store, takes a pack of cigarettes from the shelf and leaves.The worried seller cries, “Who will pay?”
To what does the comrade answer him with the same phrase: “Are you poor?”

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65179
 04.06.2012
I expected anything from a full-colored and skulled goat except: “Hello, I’m an Oriflame sales consultant.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65178
 04.06.2012
Ksenia
Come, take your columns, I’ll get my own.

Paul is
You will pull tomorrow
When the chemistry falls

Ksenia
If you come with me a beer.

Ksenia
Or in the ass.
Go to *
Go to fucking!! to

Paul is
ahahahaha

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65177
 04.06.2012
Comments under the picture where a girl kisses a guy who sleeps:
FBR UA: Unfortunately there are no such moments with me

Goodwin: So my friend didn’t have a girlfriend for a long time, and he continued to mourn me about it until I asked him one question: what he was doing to get this girlfriend.

FBR UA: and what you need to do!? to

Goodwin: first get acquainted and start to communicate, and not trint with all kinds of nonsense with nick "Goodwin" in the net.

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65176
 04.06.2012
SerW: How will the "trending" be in English?
Noord: First tell me what "trendy" is in Russian!

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