I went to roaming, I get SMS from my wife: "Do not answer the SMS, it is expensive! How is it? How did you get there?"

A: I crashed the site of our local computer last night. Then I thought for a long time why I did it... it was after the test of the virgin. I went there to pick a new webcam and headphones. and there is a search line - and I have a reflection that if the search line - there must be a sql query with a caveat to hit... )))

Chinese bicycles made of wood

Aria: and the Chinese do not make rubber?
From rubber, the Chinese only make condoms, but judging by the population, they are as reliable as wooden bikes

XXX is
I’m fucking crazy about it. %

YYYY
?...

XXX is
It feels like 16kb.

YYYY
:-D Tariff "Childhood"...:-D

The late justifiers. Aska is not a word, you send it, you do not cancel it.

I will eat an apple before a ritual murder.

On the forum an advertisement on the sale of buttons. link on the photo and below it: "There are no pens on the photo, they are twisted away from the child"....

girl-"critic" at the JZ contest

Nika - Nika
Cossar from the city of Diet - you need to re-read, many details did not come into the picture from the first time and it is still a rabbit... I can't sleep now

(The Anonymous)
Hm, in general, I have in the drawing "Zayceuchi" written, not the Rabbit. Is it from Freud, or are you specifically?
Thanks for the recall.

Nika - Nika
Oh yes, I am sorry. As for Freud, I’m not specifically.
Although if there was a rabbit there - it would look very spicy in combination with the harvest)))

I and my girlfriend decide what we will take into our apartment from the "parent" home :)
She - I will take the roof.
I - No, I don't need her, she always tries to sit on my head and remind me.
She is right, she is a girl.
I am O_O

Anyone know what the store next to the second store?
yyy1: not
yyy2: hz
Zzz: Push it up and tomorrow you will find out from the newspapers what burned.

This is when there are only two contacts on the network, and one of them is you, and the other is a bot joke.

In the morning, you read the status list in the contact, like the headlines of the morning press. Here are the latest news.It is :)

I know a lot more of the language than you do.)
I just can’t get on the wall.

Yesterday on the street heard two boys 8 and 6 years old.

The older one asks:
Would you, if necessary, marry Ilya Muromza?
–...
Answer it faster! It is a question of life and death!

My old computer looks like a 15-year-old girl.
What did you do? "What did you do?"
hh "you... did you put the cursor on the jrl?!" * nervously hanged for 2 minutes*
HH "What is it?and "
Oh my God, is it... a streaming video?and "
Oh my lord "Sure of course! It is!!!" * threatened to reset*

1: You won’t believe it. Every morning I come to work: I turn on everything, I sit down, I wake up finally... RIGHT at 9 - 00 am I'm not sure where the fly comes from. You struggle with it all day - you drive it out, it will find some hole again and you try to drive it out again.At 18:00 it evaporates...and so every day.
I have a question, is she going to work too?! to

2: apparently yes
2: Interesting her duties *BLINK*

Your cockroaches in your head should be poisoned on their own, and not complain to the whole world.

image_10: How do you look like a girl in a large net?
Foxy: as a girl of easy behavior, and in general, from socks to a large net, if the legs under the evening swell and tired will look like of avoski - cells =)

Gray
How much money is promised for this site?
djlilsd
7 is
djlilsd
7 money
Gray
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Gray
and 2 foods.
djlilsd
and ROFL

Please remind me in 5 minutes that my witches are burning :)
Are you there burning witches on the fire? O_O