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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №65175
 04.06.2012
Such a feeling that from the aircraft to the place of delivery baggage is delivered "post to Russia".

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65174
 04.06.2012
The Automotive Forum
111. tell me what to buy, and if it is broken it is not expensive. Preferably with hydration. How much does it cost to install a hydraulic driver?
Buy a garden car! It goes, does not break, benz does not eat at all! Control is easy – no need for a hydrator! It costs little – you can get a thousand! P.s If you ask a question, you will be answered – good luck! On the good way!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №65173
 04.06.2012
From the Reviews:
Spartak: Blood and Sand.
“Spartak: Blood and Sand, Blood and Sex, Sex and Sex, Sex and Blood, Cut Boxes and Sex.”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65172
 04.06.2012
Explanatory conductor of trolleybus management.
Reason for the re-implementation of the ticket: the lazy tempted.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №65171
 04.06.2012
I dive after 0.5l of whisky and smoke.
xxx: I am fucking
YYY: You’re talking in the ass at all?
xxx: not
The head turns and all.
XXX: even the cat and the more suffered
xxx: he is running here
Did you drink the stupid cat?
xxx: not
xxx: his journey from the calyan
YYY: Handcuffs

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65170
 04.06.2012
I once wrote in the middle of the report "Bugogashenka". Prep said nothing. They probably don’t really read.

[ + 19 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65169
 04.06.2012
I know everyone here doesn’t like it, but...
Thank you, the man in the white car who drove the frozen girl to the subway! Thank you, thank you, thank you

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65168
 04.06.2012
I am going to work at the last moment. Flying past the grandfather's room I say: "All I escaped!", which is not embarrassing: "The trolleybus doesn't fail"))

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65167
 04.06.2012
Christmas tree needles in June is cool...but the frog in Tomsk in the area of the 9 mountains hospital tree is still with guirlandes and burning at night.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65166
 04.06.2012
root seven years ago demonstrated to a friend the work of IP-telephony on a laptop. Reaction of a friend: "You said that you don’t like foldable phones!"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №65165
 04.06.2012
In the third grade we have a boy, the son of the head of the local administration. This is another picture. No day is an adventure. He did something and took his teacher out. She read them a story about conscience at the next lesson, and he raises his hand: “What is conscience?” She – to him: “And that’s what you don’t have.” “Then (already from the words of a social teacher), he sits in the office and cries: “Why do we have everything at home: the television is there, the car is there, and the conscience is not?”and "

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №65164
 04.06.2012
From the Classic Forum:

xxx: "Aria Lensky" (where, where, you removed) I am looking for a minus! Please help with a minus, very much needed...Thank you.

UUU:"Where, where, did you remove?" This is from the scene "Discussions with the moderator"?)

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65163
 04.06.2012
There was no toilet paper in the store. I bought clothes in a box. It is not shameful to put it on the table.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65162
 04.06.2012
Who doesn’t want to be a superhero?
Tagged: superhero

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65161
 04.06.2012
Could you get married by calculation?
Julia: You know, I love money so much that it would be a love marriage anyway.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №65160
 04.06.2012
Every minute, one car departs from the conveyor and immediately passes the crash test.
Maybe a test drive?
YYY: Well, although it is one and the same)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №65159
 04.06.2012
On the occasion of counting Hitler as a saint, say - and how can a suicide person not go to hell according to the canon?
I know about religion only from movies, maybe I’m wrong.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №65158
 04.06.2012
He has been married to a Bulgarian woman for almost 30 years.
Pilates probably?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65157
 04.06.2012
In Ghana, a cargo plane crashed into a bus.

Can I wait for a submarine on a pedestrian crossing?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №65156
 04.06.2012
About searches in the hubs:
<xxx> Prometheus won porn in 3.5 hours
<yyy> also gave fire to people.

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