xxx: Mother came, she says, found my old children’s pearls recorded. Somewhere at four o’clock (that is, the year 1984-th approximately) I said without apology: “Ukraine must be Western.”

The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)

When cats too obsessively break into the closed door of the bedroom, I usually scare them away with a flower sprayer. Now, when on the street +35, I think they specifically come for a cold shower.

Dear number 17423, I know, you, as an egoist, will not believe and even listen, but I very much did not like the situation, when in the almost 30 degrees of heat in the bus entered the old lady dressed by the weather and closed the lounge, near which she stood, not deciding to sit somewhere in front. It was ruthless on her part, because she was very sweaty, very, very sweaty. Yes, we, those who are always hot, are not people and we have no rights. Enjoy it. Old women get frozen and almost always don’t wash because they think they don’t need to. And I will open the fork and the lock and open them until death stops me, because in the heat and without air I will die.

Stay simply:
It is funny.
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Why if I am asked to cook food, clean up in the apartment or shave a shirt, I can handle it (and most girls can handle it), and if a man is asked to shave the gardens, assemble the closet, or eliminate a leak in the umbrella, then immediately starts "I am not a sanitary, I am not a collector"?
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You should not get married to beautiful guys, for example, who have a work specialty, not an office worker.
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I am an office worker. Are you still demanding from me borsches, and am I preparing them? Getting married to a cook and doing business.

All ice cream sticks taste the same.

Prehistory: Water was poured on the laptop and now the keyboard lives its life and prints what it wants.
Darel: Kmax to splash out
Darel: Darkness under popmao
Daredevil: from one side
Darel: Kmax you may jamming with Leo
Darel: Maudilma Kosorukiy***
I may remember that word.
Christoph: sounds beautiful
Christoph: Maudilma
There is something Brazilian in it.

My money doesn’t want to multiply. Puppies are childless.

Yes, we, all the women, each year gather for the slit, the tiff, the shabash, rehearsal orgasms and share chips, how to lie to men that we love sex. Whoever refuses, we linch in place. This is a worldwide conspiracy, anyway, otherwise why would women lie that they are enjoying sex?

No need to regret single fathers. The teachers, considering me single, and sitting longer with the child did not mind, and dressed the child to my parish.
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We have a widow and a widow in the kindergarten group, it is not lucky for people to stay alone with small children at a very early age. The man is a worker, enough money does not smell of him, but it can be seen that he does everything he can.
But when it comes to collecting money – "She is one, we will not take from her!", and about "He is one!" no one remembers. When I started talking about this I just did not understand, the picture did not enter the template.

You’re more careful with him, he’s a Jew.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Do you remember the company’s website ****, they were engaged in building materials? He did it to them. He asked the director in addition to the salary and a percentage of the orders, the director sent him, left in the state for the salary. So this spider agreed with the competitor, and put the redirection of all orders on his soap. And since no one had access to the admin, he worked there for six months, then his director fired, the type works poorly, the site does not develop.

I hear the phone call, I raise the phone and say "Madame". I wait for the continuation. It turns out he said "water" and waited until I stopped sinking and opened the XDD water supply)

The human body can only withstand up to 45 del (unity of measurement of pain). During childbirth, a woman feels pain up to 57 del. This is like twenty bone fractures received at the same time.
Men, appreciate those who gave you a child.
YYY: And this proves again that a woman is not a man.

I watched the second season of "Sleeping Horse"
YYY: Is it about getting up to work?

If you don’t care about your homeland, if you have excessive ambitions and talent for a penny, if you want to grind money with a spade, especially without bothering, if you make fun of the fact that everyone around you hates you, then our job is for you. The Russian football team will hire players.

My friend came back from lunch. He tells us:
A fish was thrown into the pond at the church.
They were there last year. I answer me.
Maybe they were, but I haven’t seen them. I was there in winter.
In winter, the fish are not very visible in the pond. For such aquarians who want to watch fish in the winter, there are entire shops. With glaciers, wheels, and morphs.

Taesiamus: I write folletons and stories for myself, sometimes I add some to the blog. Today I was filled with all the outrage from the jokes about the programmer, when a friend asked to write her character in the universe, because YOU can write! I’d rather never know that feeling.

In the network "Eat at home!" for visitors will be free Wi-Fi.
But access will only be opened after the forced viewing of a passage from any movie of Mikhalkov.

A free Wi-Fi will cost 49 p. of 90 cop. No VAT per day per visitor.

Xxx: A2 to A4
YYU: Are you a fool? We are playing maritime battles, not chess.
XXX: Idiot yourself, next time you won’t be lighting the ships. Now put the three-deck.

YYU: As I said, I don’t remember who, I don’t remember what.

coco

Or, for you, a cool manager is someone who knows nothing, but knows how to scream loudly and pressure people?
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You must be jealous in silence. Not all women's brains with a baby will come out of the cry, you won't believe.
The lady gave birth to children in her youth, the younger went to the kindergarten when she was 25. In five years, you can grow into a top manager.
And in adequate companies you can easily go to the hospital without interruption from production - the "home office" mode is called.
As already mentioned, not all women after the birth of a child turn into chickens, unable to think of anything but children.
In other words, your childhood fantasies.
By the way, I don’t know how to your fantasies, and in reality a cool manager is not one who works 24/7, but one who builds the work of the unit so that everyone works, and the manager only controls. And if you work in the evenings and on weekends, then you are the same biomass that is driven by the rough managers X)