I play in WoW, I go to the danze, I say in the team spike:
Oh guys, wait 15 seconds, I will feed the pet.
Wow, thank you for reminding me, I’ll go and feed my daughter.

Hello as life? As a girl?
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Desperate : what?
I split up with the girls.
Desperate what?
XXX: I dropped the roots and invited them home, well, it is clear for what, and she was choked in my toilet and didn't wash behind me...

TaRamm
I came home with my first graduates.

Darth Vader’s Light Sword – 5000 rubles
Darth Vader costume - ~50,000 rubles
The ability to sing is invaluable. There is a mastercard for everything else.

The girl:
I feel so damn, I understand your feelings.

I woke up at 7 a.m. today.
<Men in the office> 0_0, what do you remember?

Brunya: And today we had a magical night with him!
Are you a witch? O_O

The news:
Ksenia Anatolievna worked on the names of one businessman for a decent fee of 10,000 euros. Half naked Sobchak jumped out of a huge cake in front of the amazed guests.

The fucking gift has jumped out! I would go crazy...
and Melvin

Yurs: this is only in Russia - a forum about games, it has sections: Simulators, RPG, Arcade, Action, etc. and etc. ... and below such a ma-a-alanki section "Other games" and there is one theme "Licensed games"))

Gerla: Here we would have, like you, men, with a goat - a slash of thighs and grew into two sizes. Temporarily but pleasantly.

On the advertisement board of the company:
All requests for leave for family reasons, for illness, for giving
testimony in court, etc. must be submitted to the personnel department no later than 24 hours before the start of the match.

Dmitry Anatolievich, I have a request to you! I know you are reading right! Let Russia win the Euro 2008!
My girlfriend promised to shave me! I really want to see it! :)

People, bring to the top!

and more!!! to

We all dress up under the tanks!!! to

Yes!

It’s me again, Horrible Cat Shredder Aperture O_O.

Examination at the Institute. I extend the prefix (p) to the following:
Q: Why didn’t you write the abbreviation of the subject?
I honestly forgot.
Q: And I forgot...

It was boring. I put a DVD image. On the tracker, when I learned that I had a 64Kb channel, the distribution was closed. I was not confused, I turned on the mode "to bypass the tracker". Now the image flows at a speed of 1 kb/s.
So it appears - kilobytes, one by one, clinging to camouflage and smashing the mouths with paint, crawling over the wire. Scrolling past the tracker, scaredly shut down, when the tracker is distracted - Scroll further. And with a breath of relief fall on another screw.

Old ladies walk around the city and offer passers all kinds of literature about God. So I sit like in the alley on the bench - I see these grandmothers (B) go and stick to the passing guy (P), dialogue:
B: Young man, do you know how to find peace of mind?
P: I am sure yes! In the grave!
B: Why are you so? Do you want to get it now?! to
Q: What do you think!!! to

Demon
How are you there, are you all alive? and ;)

runtime
of AAAA!11 fucking, the electricity has awakened.
You left yesterday in vain, it would have been better for Vienna to leave him now as the Negro swelled up!!))

Demon
Struggled with it?? to

runtime
Yes not. I have a gas boiler with a whisper, a good German, whispering like a steam car.

So you broke up I almost immediately cut off, and the boys wanted to cook a cup of green and sleep too. This is fucking.

The tea whispered, and this idiot whispered, instead of turning off the gas, began to blow back into the whisper.

The boys heard this cacophonia and also pulled up, and so they in turn suffocated him for a while until the morning.

Lech won his own, although visually the third place, but what place Vienna took I never understood, but the prize for the will to win he definitely deserved.

......

Demon
I happily found my old Soviet tea machine, also trained in silence, there is still so funny, when he stopped whistling in it, he blows, and he in turn is so complaining)))

runtime
Ah, get into our pedal bar, but it’s all shit.

As it turned out, they recorded their melodies on the mobile phone, and actually Wenia was just trying to play a "boomer" theme!!! to

Demon
There are no talents in the country.)






You can imagine what you did with your quote.

KNUT23-06-2008 18:09
Just drove a schoolgirl, a ten-class girl to the restaurant. A little girl, tall, big tits, lithos. At the end of the trip she gives me a type of guy-my, and could you not meet me in a couple of hours there?" I am in a shower, I say, and what’s the matter, and she drives me out such a car, ebanuccio simply. I typically go with these idiots all night, let your beer be laced, and I have my boyfriend (gggg) and a car. will meet, well, as a true gentleman, I went to ask for a further fuck. I didn’t really get the money, I guess what. Maybe a kidnapper.

Avatar23-06-2008 18:47
She is a plumber. Well, or you will come for her, and she with a brigade of minors will jump in your niibic tooth, take you off in the woods, dress up as a Russian teacher, and then I don't even want to tell.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No no no no!
Q: How about myself? As a light?
WOW: yes fucking... like in a fairy tale... we split up with the Light.
2 years ago, was it okay?
It was until I touched her.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ууу: found a gray fan in the closet, disassembled it and bit the wires from the fork and plates for the case)) and when she was in the bathroom
I went to her, turned it on the socket and threw the fan into the bathroom.She jumped out of the water faster than the bullet.In what posture she hanged over the bathroom I can not even say.
I couldn’t calm her at 1.5, then she picked up her things and left.
The fucking...
I know that fucking... I can’t say it.

-- = XakeP[sol]=
satri that I invented - if in Arshavin to change the first two letters, then it will be Rash vin

Am I a failure?
I didn’t smoke, I didn’t drink, I didn’t fuck. I didn’t even have a beer in my tent since morning.

You are the only normal person who has not yet degenerated.
and those who will now be in response to write * drink jade*, * fucking you fucking* and so on - SHOULD YOURSELF!!!!! to
There is no normal guy in the country!!! Everyone is kidding that they go into the ass drunk!!!!!!!! to