The President has declared the Year of Youth.
The number of young people in all cities has doubled.

Aunt
Are you already looking for a girlfriend?
Nikita
Fate will give it to me.
Aunt
Fate gave me you.
Nikita
Fate gave, but you did not.

I work with admin. He recently celebrated his birthday. Now I have two cats, four shredders and a shamanic drum. Not a fucking shit? 0 - O

And again about the wonderful Russian language in the Chinese
In 2007, the Samara region hosted a large delegation from China (about 200 people, say so). A very large delegation. Our organization was the co-organizer of this event. So, the Chinese made a bunch of products (flags, stickers) with the image of the Samara region and large letters colored the inscription with a nervously placed gap:.... in the Samaritan area. After that, my boss and I call the Samara region exclusively yoblast ))))

To all lovers and lovers. Please appreciate what you have that you have built together. Think ten times before you say anything offensive or turn away, turn off the phone and go home, not to say a word.
Today I split up with a girl who we’ve been together for 5 years. We’ve experienced so much together, I can’t describe it. My whole life is it, it connects every little thing of my existence – from the clothes we bought for me together to the whole city and even other countries where we visited together, where we walked, drank wine, breathed together, kissed and looked in each other’s eyes. Now she is not with me - and my life is not... Do not bring it to that, please. It is very, very painful, it is unbearable.
Before you write offensive text, push back, offend, offend, leave, knock the door, - count to 10 and remember this text. Your anger will pass away, and you can ruin your whole life, both yourself and her.
With your loved ones, do not break up.
I hope this will help someone...

by Fuck! Everyone here who tries to complain and cry and still fuck knows what, fuck the killmiplis, there is the same shit, only about the same cowboy-lauzers like you!
People come here to laugh and not to regret you fools!
Bring it somewhere. Really fucked up!
o_O-Odmin-Kot-Shredder-David Blaine-o_O

I saw this picture in the middle of the session. Prepods are already coupled, students are the same. And here comes a young preacher, two third-students run after him!
One of the students:
Can I make an assessment?
Without turning back:
What is my name?
The rats in shock stopped and flocked to the other side, saying:
- We already have a man of 40 lectures changed, we all have to remember them!? to

There is a military officer next to my house. And there are often strange things - for example, filling all the windows with red paint or ticking the tires at local cars. But recently I saw an inscription on the asphalt in front of the commissariat, which just killed: “Go naked as a soldier, I gave my diploma today!” Should have seen the faces of the employees of the institution=)

The emails are burning ?
"What practical task should be to the coursework on the topic of "Suicide"? andquot;

I played the spider man.
YYY: How is it? Dressed in costume and scared employees? and :)
XXX is no. He climbed the ceiling and pulled the net.

Fuck the fuck! Is it I have one in this bustling world, when I stop drinking or when there is no money, there are unplanned swings, outings to nature / giveaway, birthday invitations and other shit?????? to

So I started my vacation. This is another’s birthday. There were forty people gathered, two-thirds of whom I was completely unfamiliar. I drank for three days without asking, nothing remains in my memory. I don’t even know how they got home. A call on Wednesday. It is illuminated on the screen of the cellular: "Anton" and a completely unknown photo. I am surprised to raise the phone: "Allo". "How is the rabbit doing? It was a wonderful night, don’t you want to repeat it? I'm in horror, I'm on the table, the boss calls on Friday. Say, go to work, with an exhibition problem (this is my job - to organize exhibitions). I come. The artist is Anton, the same photo from the mobile. He smiles promisingly, working with him for another month. It would be nothing, only here I am Dima and I have a girlfriend.

One acquaintance, Yulka by name, marked in the park of a friend of Dr. Accordingly, in a girl company.Park, it must be said, bad fame.And here arises because of the distant bushes such a bad fame in the face of the ordinary exhibitionist in an open coat.Yulka, who at this moment toasted, don't be a fool, shouted:"And here's the gift!"The bad fame smelled and tried to give a deer.So Yulka, Hamka, still organized a pursuit of him with screams:"Man, where are you!All interesting only begins!"There's such I've known-perversions...

Evacuators are light and dark. Light helps drivers in trouble, their weapon is Lebedka. But some evacuators are lured by easy earnings and go to the service of the GIBDD forces. As a sign of this, they grow a manipulator.

It’s not lucky with the rod – it’s when you buy round dark glasses, like John Lennon’s, but you look in them like Basilio’s cat.

The longest word in Swedish - Nordostsjokustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranlaggningsmaterielunderhallsuppfoljningssystemdiskussionsinlaggsforberedelsearbeten
WOW: What does it mean? "Sorry I slept on the keyboard"
WOW: or the "sorry gap does not work"?

The new tester has arrived.
in the first two days opened 80 bugs
We called it, not long thinking, a glucometer))

A student came for a diploma, his name was Ocenaš. In five years, no tail in the universe.

Sometimes there are times when even Google doesn’t know.
YYY: Aha, and from inability offers to watch porn.

Problems in personal life? No friends? Are you paid too little at work? Is the boss a fool? Fighting with loneliness? Has Hachiko stolen his cell phone?? to

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